MrMaxwell I am willing to give free psychiatric help

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  • Juicys-Psychiatrist
    Registered User
    • Aug 2004
    • 22

    #1

    MrMaxwell I am willing to give free psychiatric help

    I have helped many on here and you seem to be in need. We can do it via skype or phone ,whatever it is you prefer.

    I will wave my fees for you as you will be a pro bono case.



    Message me with your details.
    Shrink to the Stars
  • TheSquealer
    Mayor of Thneedville
    • Oct 2004
    • 26174

    #2
    A psychiatrist that can't spell.... Hmmm this just might work for him!
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    • Juicys-Psychiatrist
      Registered User
      • Aug 2004
      • 22

      #3
      Originally posted by TheSquealer
      A psychiatrist that can't spell.... Hmmm this just might work for him!
      I am not paid to spell , I am paid to heal the mentally ill
      Shrink to the Stars

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      • nexcom28
        So Fucking Banned
        • Jan 2005
        • 3716

        #4
        Is this open to other GFYers? I could sure use a friendly ear.

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        • JockoHomo
          "LIKE I GIVE A SHIT"
          • Jun 2013
          • 1523

          #5
          I am next...

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          • WDF
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2013
            • 2248

            #6
            Originally posted by Juicys-Psychiatrist
            I have helped many on here and you seem to be in need. We can do it via skype or phone ,whatever it is you prefer.
            The NSA will enjoy those recordings for years! lol

            Originally posted by Juicys-Psychiatrist
            I will wave my fees for you as you will be a pro bono case.
            Again you missed on the last part!

            You did mean "gro boner case", didn't you? "No Boner", maybe?
            Last edited by WDF; 12-20-2013, 03:07 PM.
            Please HELP

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            • AaronM
              GFY Royality ;)
              • Oct 2001
              • 46923

              #7
              Originally posted by Juicys-Psychiatrist
              I have helped many on here and you seem to be in need. We can do it via skype or phone ,whatever it is you prefer.

              I will wave my fees for you as you will be a pro bono case.



              Message me with your details.
              WOW!

              That is so thoughtful of you.

              Please, allow me to help. I love it when a group of people can pull together and show some true Christmas spirit by helping others.

              I'll pick up the tab for the long distance phone calls. MrMaxwell may now be reached directly by calling 1-800-403-5934.

              Merry Christmas!

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              • EddyTheDog
                Just Doing My Own Thing
                • Jan 2011
                • 25433

                #8
                Cool - Do me as well - Have that prescription pad at the ready...

                I want little blue pills, a yellow one and some pink ones.....

                Thanks...

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                • AaronM
                  GFY Royality ;)
                  • Oct 2001
                  • 46923

                  #9
                  Originally posted by AaronM
                  WOW!

                  That is so thoughtful of you.

                  Please, allow me to help. I love it when a group of people can pull together and show some true Christmas spirit by helping others.

                  I'll pick up the tab for the long distance phone calls. MrMaxwell may now be reached directly by calling 1-800-403-5934.

                  Merry Christmas!
                  DISCLAIMER:

                  Calls may be recorded for entertainment purposes.
                  Last edited by AaronM; 12-20-2013, 03:38 PM.

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                  • Mutt
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Sep 2002
                    • 34431

                    #10
                    And how have you helped Juicy? Are you still treating him?

                    Some comedian sized up psychiatrists pretty well using Woody Allen as an example, paraphrasing

                    "Here's all I need to know about psychotherapy, Woody Allen who has gone to what I can only assume the greatest psychotherapists available in the world, after 60 years of that thinks to himself 'Gee my teenaged stepdaughter over there is looking kinda hot'"
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                    • Sly
                      Let's do some business!
                      • Sep 2004
                      • 31376

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Mutt
                      And how have you helped Juicy? Are you still treating him?

                      Some comedian sized up psychiatrists pretty well using Woody Allen as an example, paraphrasing

                      "Here's all I need to know about psychotherapy, Woody Allen who has gone to what I can only assume the greatest psychotherapists available in the world, after 60 years of that thinks to himself 'Gee my teenaged stepdaughter over there is looking kinda hot'"
                      Let's talk about the awesomeness of people paying another person to listen to them dwell on their past.

                      Move. The. Fuck. On.

                      Crying about your father treating you terrible is not going to make your life any better, only worse. The past is dead. The future is alive.
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                      • MrMaxwell
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Jul 2005
                        • 10057

                        #12
                        Originally posted by AaronM
                        DISCLAIMER:

                        Calls may be recorded for entertainment purposes.
                        You were recording when you paid the stripper to call me with trying to get me to date her
                        Why haven't you posted that, yet?

                        I actually thought that was pretty funny, and, I liked her voice.

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                        • L-Pink
                          working on my tan
                          • Mar 2005
                          • 39151

                          #13
                          Originally posted by TheSquealer
                          A psychiatrist that can't spell.... Hmmm this just might work for him!

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                          • MrMaxwell
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Jul 2005
                            • 10057

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Juicys-Psychiatrist
                            I have helped many on here and you seem to be in need. We can do it via skype or phone ,whatever it is you prefer.

                            I will wave my fees for you as you will be a pro bono case.



                            Message me with your details.

                            You cannot spell. Waive has an i in it. I don't need help.

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                            • AaronM
                              GFY Royality ;)
                              • Oct 2001
                              • 46923

                              #15
                              Originally posted by MrMaxwell
                              You were recording when you paid the stripper to call me with trying to get me to date her
                              Why haven't you posted that, yet?

                              I actually thought that was pretty funny, and, I liked her voice.

                              1: That wasn't me.

                              2: It was a pre-recorded message with pauses that your dumb ass actually had a conversation with. I know this because I know the GFYer who made the call.

                              3: Unfortunately, they did not record the call.

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                              • MrMaxwell
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Jul 2005
                                • 10057

                                #16
                                Originally posted by AaronM
                                1: That wasn't me.

                                2: It was a pre-recorded message with pauses that your dumb ass actually had a conversation with. I know this because I know the GFYer who made the call.

                                3: Unfortunately, they did not record the call.
                                I'm not talking about the soundboard call, you moron
                                I am talking about destiny or sparkle or whoever she was
                                If you were not behind that, I am chinese

                                As I have said
                                What is done is done
                                You should have not gotten onto my bad side
                                It is NOT easy to do nor is it a good idea
                                I hope it was worth it, pal

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                                • JockoHomo
                                  "LIKE I GIVE A SHIT"
                                  • Jun 2013
                                  • 1523

                                  #17
                                  This is how I feel when I read this thread...

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                                  • AaronM
                                    GFY Royality ;)
                                    • Oct 2001
                                    • 46923

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by MrMaxwell
                                    I'm not talking about the soundboard call, you moron
                                    I am talking about destiny or sparkle or whoever she was
                                    If you were not behind that, I am chinese

                                    As I have said
                                    What is done is done
                                    You should have not gotten onto my bad side
                                    It is NOT easy to do nor is it a good idea
                                    I hope it was worth it, pal

                                    I guess I'll start calling you Sum Dum Fuk from now on....Since you're Chinese and all.

                                    Like a give a fuck about "getting on your bad side."

                                    And yes, it actually was very easy to do.

                                    I find it pretty funny that you keep bumping threads seeking attention then complaining when you get it.

                                    Carry on....

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