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playa · 03-04-2003, 08:00 AM

i think i do OK

Calvinguy · 03-04-2003, 08:02 AM

Looks good

Phoenix · 03-04-2003, 08:04 AM

i'll take some...what are your clicks for? what categories?

NickB. · 03-04-2003, 08:13 AM

me too! interested

icq 122879984 or nick (ed) payserve (dot) com

Va2k · 03-04-2003, 08:16 AM

Babaganoosh · 03-04-2003, 08:17 AM

Google is our friend ;)

SEGuru · 03-04-2003, 08:37 AM

Nice...

but...who needs an SEGuru? < SniffSniff >

DamageX · 03-04-2003, 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SEGuru
Nice...

but...who needs an SEGuru? < SniffSniff >

Hey man, you still runt that searchenginematrix board? Been by once a month or something but it seems really dead...

As for those stats, LOL, could very well be another one of those Paycounter fuckups. I sometimes see some 10-20K extra hits from a certain source, without that traffic actually having been on my site. But I guess you do get SOME Google traffic, otherwise Paycounter wouldn't have picked that referrer link to boost.

playa · 03-04-2003, 08:46 AM

many thanks to
Wired of http://www.wired2000.com/

he really knows his stuff

Validus · 03-04-2003, 08:48 AM

WE LOVE U GURU.... hahaha... that could be luck who knows... or maybe u are growing to be a role model type person. Hmm.. Benchmarking u know!

shawcutie · 03-04-2003, 10:20 AM

Guru is the Best!!

SEGuru · 03-04-2003, 10:21 AM

Validus, you crazy fuck! Waazzzuuuuupppp!

and Yes DamageX...SEMatrix is mine. The server is down at the moment and moving and revamping what SEMatrix was and will be.
Coming soon baby!

Validus · 03-04-2003, 10:22 AM

shawcutie... hmm.. I wouldn´t go that far... Íd much rather take u out for dinner then him... hehe... :-)

SEGuru · 03-04-2003, 10:30 AM

I'll have you know I have a great ass too!

Validus · 03-04-2003, 10:44 AM

I know u do... but... I bet she smells better... hehehe

SEGuru · 03-04-2003, 10:51 AM

Ohh to be loved!

Validus · 03-04-2003, 10:53 AM

I still love u though... ICQ me... 1075987

SEGuru · 03-04-2003, 11:16 AM

I have to reinstall my ICQ...

Just a heads up brutha...looks like I will be in your neck of the woods next week!

Whats say we hook up for some brew?!?!?!
Bringing the woman with me. Should be a good time.

shawcutie · 03-04-2003, 11:18 AM

Hey Validuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusssssss

Where have you been hanging lately??

SEGuru · 03-04-2003, 12:15 PM

He's been playing with himself.

Hey Validus, I just spoke with Wulf, and he said you guys met recently! You just ingratiated yourself asap into the german community now didn't ya!

So he's off timezones with us ShawCutie.

Brujah · 03-04-2003, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by playa

i think i do OK

Yeah but c'mon, we can see the search term is "eskimo porn"!

SEGuru · 03-04-2003, 12:22 PM

Nice one Brujah!

How's conversions? lol

playa · 03-04-2003, 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SEGuru
Nice one Brujah!

How's conversions? lol

1:68,407

it's true eskimo pussy is very cold

sweetums · 03-04-2003, 12:30 PM

Yo SEGuru...

I better see that cute ass of yours in Phoenix next month!! Spoke to the B-licious the other day and she said you'd be there....

Dammit...I miss my Guru...

Validus · 03-04-2003, 01:00 PM

Guru... bring it on.. brew... sounds good.. and... I am like a shadow... everywhere... hahah...

Install that ICQ... I will be the most important person on there... hehe... well.. maybe not.. hahaha...

ShawCutie... I am in Germany... did u forget my ICQ?

Validus · 03-04-2003, 01:44 PM

where are u hiding?

WiredGuy · 03-04-2003, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by playa
many thanks to
Wired of http://www.wired2000.com/

he really knows his stuff

Thanks for the compliment Playa. Anything to help out

WG

Dildozer · 03-04-2003, 01:50 PM

Hey SEguru

I learned SE's watching some of your old tapes with a friend who bought them. Kickass dance man!

Do the happy dance for me!

By the way you got some more recent ones? I could really use a refresh course

galleryseek · 03-04-2003, 01:53 PM

shiet, i have a few mainstream ideas. and i need an se guru

delia · 03-04-2003, 01:56 PM

I don't need a SE guru....i'm one hahaha

res · 03-04-2003, 01:59 PM

SE Guru, hit me up on icq 144000. I have nice deal for you in mainstream. Good conversion 100% !

Dildozer · 03-04-2003, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by res
SE Guru, hit me up on icq 144000. I have nice deal for you in mainstream. Good conversion 100% !

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Did you buy a short UIN??????

BWAHAHAHAHAH

playa · 03-04-2003, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy

Thanks for the compliment Playa. Anything to help out

WG

have you ever thought bout making infomercials?

i can do a testimonial

robfantasy · 03-04-2003, 02:05 PM

PLAYA or Wired, holla

WiredGuy · 03-04-2003, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by playa

have you ever thought bout making infomercials?

i can do a testimonial

I wish I had the time, I really did. I can just see myself on those 3AM informercials showing people how to get Google rankings. Hehe :-)

WG

RAM · 03-04-2003, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by playa

i think i do OK

I have to say you do very well....So then I need to get on this SE deal...HELP.

What did wired2000.com do for you ?

SEGuru · 03-04-2003, 02:23 PM

I was contemplating doing Infomercials for awhile a couple years ago for SEO.
Today though, SEO is evolving to more of a CSO (click stream optimization).
Same principles yet applied to a variety of click streams for overall optimization while maximizing ROI.

Jesus, SEO, CSO and ROI...anyone else? Toss some more 3 letter industry terms out there!

sextoyking · 03-04-2003, 02:26 PM

Hey Darrin,

good to see you around

res · 03-04-2003, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dildozer

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Did you buy a short UIN??????

BWAHAHAHAHAH

And what is a fun ? I have this uin 1.5 year and nothing problem ! It's my gift from a friend. I dont understand your reaction...

WiredGuy · 03-04-2003, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SEGuru
Today though, SEO is evolving to more of a CSO (click stream optimization). Same principles yet applied to a variety of click streams for overall optimization while maximizing ROI.

Right on! Sounds like what I've been doing a lot lately over here, calculating probability of a conversion based on source, keyword and then presenting the sales pitch accordingly. I've been experimenting a lot lately with extremely targetted ad-copies and even trying a little bit with targetted exits and it's doing quite well. Next step, Geo-targetting. I'll be talking to you sweetums in Phoenix about that, say the usual, 4AM in the hottubs?

WG

Ironhorse · 03-04-2003, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SEGuru
I was contemplating doing Infomercials for awhile a couple years ago for SEO.
Today though, SEO is evolving to more of a CSO (click stream optimization).
Same principles yet applied to a variety of click streams for overall optimization while maximizing ROI.

Jesus, SEO, CSO and ROI...anyone else? Toss some more 3 letter industry terms out there!

Work it biatch

SEGuru · 03-04-2003, 03:51 PM

Uhhh, Sweetums...4am????
Nice!

Sup IronHorse...SextoyKing...how ya been bro!

WiredGuy: Now take the targeting even closer to home...can you see it: AOL USERS: SPECIAL - TODAY ONLY! or BELLSOUTH USERS: SPECIAL - TODAY ONLY!

hehehehe I luv that hardcore targeting!

sweetums · 03-04-2003, 04:00 PM

WiredGuy...

We'll definitely be talking hon...you know a show wouldn't be the same without you and I talking keyword optimization and freakin' conversion trends at 4am

Love it...

SEGuru...you didn't respond to me...thought you mighta forgotten me...*sniff...sniff*....can't wait to see you you sexy beast

Marcus · 03-04-2003, 04:07 PM

How long does it take to get search engine traffic?

I've been trying for 2 years to get search engine traffic to a specific page and I get very little.

SEGuru · 03-04-2003, 04:22 PM

If you've been trying for 2 years, you definitely need to change what you are doing.

Virtually hosted? Sharing an IP?

Crawlers unable to get to the page?

Have you submitted?

Can you see the spiders in your logs?

Sweetums: Ring my cell hun, we should have speaks!

Marcus · 03-04-2003, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SEGuru
If you've been trying for 2 years, you definitely need to change what you are doing.

are you available for consulting?
I've been looking for a long time and either can't find someone or they're too busy

SEGuru · 03-04-2003, 04:34 PM

just drop me an Email:

seguru1 at seguru.net

Marcus · 03-04-2003, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SEGuru
just drop me an Email:

seguru1 at seguru.net

sent..thanks

Validus · 03-05-2003, 01:45 AM

hahah... hmm..

03-04-2003, 08:00 AM	#1
playa Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: atlanta, GA Posts: 6,432	Who needs a SE GURU? i think i do OK

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SEGuru Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Fort Lauderdale...on the Intracoastal! Posts: 1,005	Nice... but...who needs an SEGuru? < SniffSniff > __________________ AffConEvents.Com \| Tune in Live & Listen to Internet Radio for Webmasters Buy Cheap Text Links

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Calvinguy Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: European Union Posts: 1,752	Looks good

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NickB. Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 8,855	me too! interested icq 122879984 or nick (ed) payserve (dot) com

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playa Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: atlanta, GA Posts: 6,432	many thanks to Wired of http://www.wired2000.com/ he really knows his stuff

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Validus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Calgary, Canada Posts: 4,012	WE LOVE U GURU.... hahaha... that could be luck who knows... or maybe u are growing to be a role model type person. Hmm.. Benchmarking u know!

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shawcutie Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 577	Guru is the Best!! __________________ Yes, I am Mrs. Shaw ;)

03-04-2003, 10:21 AM	#12
SEGuru Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Fort Lauderdale...on the Intracoastal! Posts: 1,005	Validus, you crazy fuck! Waazzzuuuuupppp! and Yes DamageX...SEMatrix is mine. The server is down at the moment and moving and revamping what SEMatrix was and will be. Coming soon baby! __________________ AffConEvents.Com \| Tune in Live & Listen to Internet Radio for Webmasters Buy Cheap Text Links

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Validus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Calgary, Canada Posts: 4,012	shawcutie... hmm.. I wouldn´t go that far... Íd much rather take u out for dinner then him... hehe... :-)

03-04-2003, 10:30 AM	#14
SEGuru Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Fort Lauderdale...on the Intracoastal! Posts: 1,005	I'll have you know I have a great ass too! __________________ AffConEvents.Com \| Tune in Live & Listen to Internet Radio for Webmasters Buy Cheap Text Links

03-04-2003, 10:44 AM	#15
Validus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Calgary, Canada Posts: 4,012	I know u do... but... I bet she smells better... hehehe

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SEGuru Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Fort Lauderdale...on the Intracoastal! Posts: 1,005	Ohh to be loved! __________________ AffConEvents.Com \| Tune in Live & Listen to Internet Radio for Webmasters Buy Cheap Text Links

03-04-2003, 10:53 AM	#17
Validus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Calgary, Canada Posts: 4,012	I still love u though... ICQ me... 1075987

03-04-2003, 11:16 AM	#18
SEGuru Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Fort Lauderdale...on the Intracoastal! Posts: 1,005	I have to reinstall my ICQ... Just a heads up brutha...looks like I will be in your neck of the woods next week! Whats say we hook up for some brew?!?!?! Bringing the woman with me. Should be a good time. __________________ AffConEvents.Com \| Tune in Live & Listen to Internet Radio for Webmasters Buy Cheap Text Links

03-04-2003, 11:18 AM	#19
shawcutie Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 577	Hey Validuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusssssss Where have you been hanging lately?? __________________ Yes, I am Mrs. Shaw ;)

03-04-2003, 12:15 PM	#20
SEGuru Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Fort Lauderdale...on the Intracoastal! Posts: 1,005	He's been playing with himself. Hey Validus, I just spoke with Wulf, and he said you guys met recently! You just ingratiated yourself asap into the german community now didn't ya! So he's off timezones with us ShawCutie. __________________ AffConEvents.Com \| Tune in Live & Listen to Internet Radio for Webmasters Buy Cheap Text Links

03-04-2003, 12:22 PM	#22
SEGuru Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Fort Lauderdale...on the Intracoastal! Posts: 1,005	Nice one Brujah! How's conversions? lol __________________ AffConEvents.Com \| Tune in Live & Listen to Internet Radio for Webmasters Buy Cheap Text Links

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sweetums Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Icy Hellish Tundra Posts: 2,534	Yo SEGuru... I better see that cute ass of yours in Phoenix next month!! Spoke to the B-licious the other day and she said you'd be there.... Dammit...I miss my Guru... __________________ ICQ: 114549321

03-04-2003, 01:00 PM	#25
Validus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Calgary, Canada Posts: 4,012	Guru... bring it on.. brew... sounds good.. and... I am like a shadow... everywhere... hahah... Install that ICQ... I will be the most important person on there... hehe... well.. maybe not.. hahaha... ShawCutie... I am in Germany... did u forget my ICQ?

03-04-2003, 01:44 PM	#26
Validus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Calgary, Canada Posts: 4,012	where are u hiding?

03-04-2003, 01:50 PM	#28
Dildozer Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 7,519	Hey SEguru I learned SE's watching some of your old tapes with a friend who bought them. Kickass dance man! Do the happy dance for me! By the way you got some more recent ones? I could really use a refresh course __________________ Spam link here

03-04-2003, 01:53 PM	#29
galleryseek Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 8,234	shiet, i have a few mainstream ideas. and i need an se guru

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delia Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Europe Posts: 381	I don't need a SE guru....i'm one hahaha __________________ ProAdult My number one AVS

03-04-2003, 01:59 PM	#31
res Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Europe Posts: 1,118	SE Guru, hit me up on icq 144000. I have nice deal for you in mainstream. Good conversion 100% !

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SEGuru Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Fort Lauderdale...on the Intracoastal! Posts: 1,005	I was contemplating doing Infomercials for awhile a couple years ago for SEO. Today though, SEO is evolving to more of a CSO (click stream optimization). Same principles yet applied to a variety of click streams for overall optimization while maximizing ROI. Jesus, SEO, CSO and ROI...anyone else? Toss some more 3 letter industry terms out there! __________________ AffConEvents.Com \| Tune in Live & Listen to Internet Radio for Webmasters Buy Cheap Text Links

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sextoyking Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Portland, OR. Posts: 6,034	Hey Darrin, good to see you around __________________ ICQ: 52344098 -------------------------------------- 50% Commissions on all Product Sales. http://www.wishing.com/money

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SEGuru Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Fort Lauderdale...on the Intracoastal! Posts: 1,005	Uhhh, Sweetums...4am???? Nice! Sup IronHorse...SextoyKing...how ya been bro! WiredGuy: Now take the targeting even closer to home...can you see it: AOL USERS: SPECIAL - TODAY ONLY! or BELLSOUTH USERS: SPECIAL - TODAY ONLY! hehehehe I luv that hardcore targeting! __________________ AffConEvents.Com \| Tune in Live & Listen to Internet Radio for Webmasters Buy Cheap Text Links

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sweetums Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Icy Hellish Tundra Posts: 2,534	WiredGuy... We'll definitely be talking hon...you know a show wouldn't be the same without you and I talking keyword optimization and freakin' conversion trends at 4am Love it... SEGuru...you didn't respond to me...thought you mighta forgotten me...sniff...sniff....can't wait to see you you sexy beast __________________ ICQ: 114549321

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Marcus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,472	How long does it take to get search engine traffic? I've been trying for 2 years to get search engine traffic to a specific page and I get very little.

03-04-2003, 04:22 PM	#45
SEGuru Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Fort Lauderdale...on the Intracoastal! Posts: 1,005	If you've been trying for 2 years, you definitely need to change what you are doing. Virtually hosted? Sharing an IP? Crawlers unable to get to the page? Have you submitted? Can you see the spiders in your logs? Sweetums: Ring my cell hun, we should have speaks! __________________ AffConEvents.Com \| Tune in Live & Listen to Internet Radio for Webmasters Buy Cheap Text Links

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SEGuru Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Fort Lauderdale...on the Intracoastal! Posts: 1,005	just drop me an Email: seguru1 at seguru.net __________________ AffConEvents.Com \| Tune in Live & Listen to Internet Radio for Webmasters Buy Cheap Text Links