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i think i do OK:)

Looks good :)

i'll take some...what are your clicks for? what categories?

me too! interested

icq 122879984 or nick (ed) payserve (dot) com

:1orglaugh

Google is our friend ;)

Nice...

but...who needs an SEGuru? < SniffSniff >

Hey man, you still runt that searchenginematrix board? Been by once a month or something but it seems really dead...

As for those stats, LOL, could very well be another one of those Paycounter fuckups. I sometimes see some 10-20K extra hits from a certain source, without that traffic actually having been on my site. But I guess you do get SOME Google traffic, otherwise Paycounter wouldn't have picked that referrer link to boost. :)

many thanks to
Wired of http://www.wired2000.com/

he really knows his stuff

WE LOVE U GURU.... hahaha... that could be luck who knows... or maybe u are growing to be a role model type person. Hmm.. Benchmarking u know!

Guru is the Best!!

:winkwink:

Validus, you crazy fuck! Waazzzuuuuupppp!

and Yes DamageX...SEMatrix is mine. The server is down at the moment and moving and revamping what SEMatrix was and will be.
Coming soon baby!

shawcutie... hmm.. I wouldn´t go that far... Íd much rather take u out for dinner then him... hehe... :-)

I'll have you know I have a great ass too!

:1orglaugh

I know u do... but... I bet she smells better... hehehe

Ohh to be loved!

:repuke

I still love u though... ICQ me... 1075987

I have to reinstall my ICQ...

Just a heads up brutha...looks like I will be in your neck of the woods next week!

Whats say we hook up for some brew?!?!?!
Bringing the woman with me. Should be a good time.

Hey Validuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusssssss :winkwink:

Where have you been hanging lately??

He's been playing with himself. :moon

Hey Validus, I just spoke with Wulf, and he said you guys met recently! You just ingratiated yourself asap into the german community now didn't ya!

So he's off timezones with us ShawCutie.

Yeah but c'mon, we can see the search term is "eskimo porn"!

Nice one Brujah!

How's conversions? lol

1:68,407

it's true eskimo pussy is very cold

Yo SEGuru...

I better see that cute ass of yours in Phoenix next month!! Spoke to the B-licious the other day and she said you'd be there....

Dammit...I miss my Guru... :)

Guru... bring it on.. brew... sounds good.. and... I am like a shadow... everywhere... hahah...

Install that ICQ... I will be the most important person on there... hehe... well.. maybe not.. hahaha...


ShawCutie... I am in Germany... did u forget my ICQ?

where are u hiding?

Thanks for the compliment Playa. Anything to help out :thumbsup

WG

Hey SEguru

I learned SE's watching some of your old tapes with a friend who bought them. Kickass dance man!

Do the happy dance for me!

By the way you got some more recent ones? I could really use a refresh course

shiet, i have a few mainstream ideas. and i need an se guru :(

I don't need a SE guru....i'm one hahaha:winkwink:

SE Guru, hit me up on icq 144000. I have nice deal for you in mainstream. Good conversion 100% ! :)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Did you buy a short UIN??????

BWAHAHAHAHAH

have you ever thought bout making infomercials?

i can do a testimonial:winkwink:

PLAYA or Wired, holla

I wish I had the time, I really did. I can just see myself on those 3AM informercials showing people how to get Google rankings. Hehe :-)

WG

I have to say you do very well....So then I need to get on this SE deal...HELP.

What did wired2000.com do for you ?

I was contemplating doing Infomercials for awhile a couple years ago for SEO.
Today though, SEO is evolving to more of a CSO (click stream optimization).
Same principles yet applied to a variety of click streams for overall optimization while maximizing ROI.

Jesus, SEO, CSO and ROI...anyone else? Toss some more 3 letter industry terms out there!

:rasta

Hey Darrin,

good to see you around :)

And what is a fun ? I have this uin 1.5 year and nothing problem ! It's my gift from a friend. I dont understand your reaction... :glugglug

Right on! Sounds like what I've been doing a lot lately over here, calculating probability of a conversion based on source, keyword and then presenting the sales pitch accordingly. I've been experimenting a lot lately with extremely targetted ad-copies and even trying a little bit with targetted exits and it's doing quite well. Next step, Geo-targetting. I'll be talking to you sweetums in Phoenix about that, say the usual, 4AM in the hottubs? :Graucho

WG

Work it biatch :thumbsup

Uhhh, Sweetums...4am????
Nice!

Sup IronHorse...SextoyKing...how ya been bro!

WiredGuy: Now take the targeting even closer to home...can you see it: AOL USERS: SPECIAL - TODAY ONLY! or BELLSOUTH USERS: SPECIAL - TODAY ONLY!

hehehehe I luv that hardcore targeting!

WiredGuy...

We'll definitely be talking hon...you know a show wouldn't be the same without you and I talking keyword optimization and freakin' conversion trends at 4am :) Love it...

SEGuru...you didn't respond to me...thought you mighta forgotten me...*sniff...sniff*....can't wait to see you you sexy beast :)

How long does it take to get search engine traffic?

I've been trying for 2 years to get search engine traffic to a specific page and I get very little.

If you've been trying for 2 years, you definitely need to change what you are doing.

Virtually hosted? Sharing an IP?

Crawlers unable to get to the page?

Have you submitted?

Can you see the spiders in your logs?



Sweetums: Ring my cell hun, we should have speaks!

are you available for consulting?
I've been looking for a long time and either can't find someone or they're too busy

just drop me an Email:

seguru1 at seguru.net

sent..thanks

hahah... hmm..