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Juicy D. Links · 12-13-2013, 04:42 PM

2 car driveway ...standard sized... some douche visiting neighbor parks and his tail end is blocking 1/2 of one slot of the driveway...

What would you do????

-JDL

Sly · 12-13-2013, 04:43 PM

Borrow your friends beat up truck.

clickhappy · 12-13-2013, 04:46 PM

hock a loogie on the drivers door handle. Ive done that

Juicy D. Links · 12-13-2013, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

Borrow your friends beat up truck.

i miss your soft hands

Juicy D. Links · 12-13-2013, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by clickhappy

hock a loogie on the drivers door handle. Ive done that

I think a thick gooey load would be better

dyna mo · 12-13-2013, 04:59 PM

ugh,used to have a neighbor who did that. try honking the horn. when that doesn't work ya gotta go find out where they are and bang on the door and walk them through how retarded they are.

AllAboutCams · 12-13-2013, 05:45 PM

Depends if you can get out or not

Dvae · 12-13-2013, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

2 car driveway ...standard sized... some douche visiting neighbor parks and his tail end is blocking 1/2 of one slot of the driveway...

What would you do????

-JDL

Call a tow truck. End of story!

Rochard · 12-13-2013, 05:51 PM

This happens to me all the time. People are such fucking retards.

Juicy D. Links · 12-13-2013, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by AllAboutCams

Depends if you can get out or not

its the principle of it

SilentKnight · 12-13-2013, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

2 car driveway ...standard sized... some douche visiting neighbor parks and his tail end is blocking 1/2 of one slot of the driveway...

What would you do????

1. Ticket him for an obstructed driveway.
2. Call for a tow-truck.

dyna mo · 12-13-2013, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

1. Ticket him for an obstructed driveway.
2. Call for a tow-truck.

when i tried this cops and tower needed proof i owned the building/driveway being obstructed.

sicone · 12-13-2013, 06:03 PM

Pour piss into the air vents on the hood right below the windshield. It will dry and he will smell piss every time he runs his A/C or heater.

L-Pink · 12-13-2013, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by sicone

Pour piss into the air vents on the hood right below the windshield. It will dry and he will smell piss every time he runs his A/C or heater.

SilentKnight · 12-13-2013, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

when i tried this cops and tower needed proof i owned the building/driveway being obstructed.

I've heard it's like that in some places.

Not here locally.

Penny24Seven · 12-13-2013, 06:28 PM

anyone who calls the cops over that is a total bitch ass pussy LOL, unless someone is dead and you cannot hide the body you do not call the cops.
The piss idea is a funny one tho

robwod · 12-13-2013, 06:47 PM

I'd probably just act my age -- as an adult -- knock on the door of my neighbour and ask them to have their guess please move their vehicle.

xNetworx · 12-13-2013, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by robwod

I'd probably just act my age -- as an adult -- knock on the door of my neighbour and ask them to have their guess please move their vehicle.

pimpmaster9000 · 12-13-2013, 07:15 PM

works wonders for my marked parking space i drew a smiley on the tow truck just to add a personal touch

SilentKnight · 12-13-2013, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by robwod

I'd probably just act my age -- as an adult -- knock on the door of my neighbour and ask them to have their guess please move their vehicle.

Luckily, your neighbours also act their age and simply move the vehicle.

However, life is not always that simple.

Spunky · 12-13-2013, 08:16 PM

Take a huge dump on their windshield

buck30 · 12-13-2013, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

2 car driveway ...standard sized... some douche visiting neighbor parks and his tail end is blocking 1/2 of one slot of the driveway...

What would you do????

-JDL

fuck em up

L-Pink · 12-13-2013, 08:57 PM

Depends, do you own a Prius or Ford F-250?

lagcam · 12-13-2013, 08:57 PM

If I didn't want to go out, or I could go out without inconveniencing myself or risking damage to my car, I would let it go but mention it to my neighbour next time I saw him.

If it prevented me leaving, or left me with only a couple inches of safety space, I would honk my horn a few times, and then if nobody came I would go and knock the door of the place that I thought the car was visiting.

ErectMedia · 12-13-2013, 09:11 PM

Depends, If I'm cool with the neighbor and I can still get out no biggie. If I can't get out knock on the door and say tell your dumb fuck friend to learn how to park or I'll smash his shit, Merry XMAS

bean-aid · 12-13-2013, 09:15 PM

Interracial gang bang on their hood?

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I got nothing...

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dyna mo · 12-13-2013, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Brian837

anyone who calls the cops over that is a total bitch ass pussy LOL, unless someone is dead and you cannot hide the body you do not call the cops.
The piss idea is a funny one tho

bullshit. i could waste my time telling you of countless examples where someone parking in the way of your home's driveway is a big problem.

could.

Angelo22 · 12-13-2013, 11:37 PM

Take a dump on the hood!
i've also read that you can ruin their paint job if you place a slice of bologna...

brassmonkey · 12-13-2013, 11:40 PM

smear dogg shit on the doors

Mr. Garibaldi · 12-14-2013, 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by sicone

Pour piss into the air vents on the hood right below the windshield. It will dry and he will smell piss every time he runs his A/C or heater.

Evil1 · 12-14-2013, 12:53 AM

happened once, called in 2 friends, 1 bumper fucked him inches from the rear, and I pulled my truck 1/3 out of the driveway in front of him as if I was really trying to get out and couldnt, totally impossible to wiggle out. And we all hit the bar for the night in the 3rd car.

3 am we free'd him and that car was still there for another 12+ hours. Hope the cunt walked home and back.

Phoenix · 12-14-2013, 02:12 AM

i guess you and your neighbours don't get along?
This wouldn't be an issue for me as i make friends with all my neighbours. Well make friendly anyway.

IF it really bothers you, go say something. Better then stewing mad all night

Bourke · 12-14-2013, 03:07 AM

If its not an all the time sort of thing, I'd just go speak to them like a reasonable, rational person. If it WAS an all the time thing, well.... thats a little different.

Mediamix · 12-14-2013, 03:28 AM

I'm a lover not a fighter... So I would ask them to move the fucking truck. If they don't move it... I move it myself. The hard way. Because after loving you have to fight for your rights.

Juicy D. Links · 12-14-2013, 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

i guess you and your neighbours don't get along?
This wouldn't be an issue for me as i make friends with all my neighbours. Well make friendly anyway.

IF it really bothers you, go say something. Better then stewing mad all night

it wasnt the neighbors car it was a car i see who visits them ..... I am nice to them and do the "wave" if i see them... they might hate me though

SilentKnight · 12-14-2013, 07:19 AM

Just got back in from clearing the snow outta the driveway.

Which gave me a new solution to JDL's question.

I'd aim the snowblower at the car and bury the fucker.

Socks · 12-14-2013, 08:54 AM

I'd drive around it and let it slide.

J. Falcon · 12-14-2013, 10:35 AM

SilentKnight · 12-14-2013, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Socks

I'd drive around it and let it slide.

Careless, inconsiderate people tend to rely on that way of thinking to park however they feel like.

I see it everyday.

dyna mo · 12-14-2013, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Careless, inconsiderate people tend to rely on that way of thinking to park however they feel like.

I see it everyday.

exactamundo.

and it sounds like you know this sort of thing spirals out of control quickly leading to finding the driveway blocked often. uncool needs to be dealt with with uncool else they don't get the message.

SilentKnight · 12-14-2013, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

exactamundo.

and it sounds like you know this sort of thing spirals out of control quickly leading to finding the driveway blocked often. uncool needs to be dealt with with uncool else they don't get the message.

My 9-to-5 is a city bylaw officer (manager) - so yep...I see it spiral out of control on a daily basis.

DBS.US · 12-14-2013, 11:16 AM

Jack the real wheels up and pull the car till the car is sideways blocking the street.
Call police and report the car blocking the street.

Sly · 12-14-2013, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Socks

I'd drive around it and let it slide.

Last week I discovered that my new upstairs neighbor has a drum kit. He was playing in the afternoon for about 20 min. It didn't bother me too much because I was at the other end of the apartment during that time of day. I decided that I would let it be for the time being.

A few nights later he somehow decided that it would be a good idea to play at 10 PM. I did not agree. He has not played since.

mineistaken · 12-14-2013, 11:24 AM

It depends if I could squeeze in/out somehow or not.

If not possible to squeeze and I want to go out I would knock at neighbor's and ask for car removal.
If not possible to squeeze and I want to go in I would park on the street and drive it in later.

mineistaken · 12-14-2013, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

its the principle of it

If he saw that you could get in/out and there was no other space for him to park then no principle should apply. If he had the space to move further away from your driveway then it may be principle.

SilentKnight · 12-14-2013, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

If he saw that you could get in/out and there was no other space for him to park then no principle should apply.

There's always another place to park somewhere.

The excuse, "There was nowhere else is park" is bullshit-eze for laziness.

You sound like the multitudes of those who give bullshit excuses for your own laziness and lack of simple consideration for others.

mineistaken · 12-14-2013, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

There's always another place to park somewhere.

The excuse, "There was nowhere else is park" is bullshit-eze for laziness.

You sound like the multitudes of those who give bullshit excuses for your own laziness and lack of simple consideration for others.

Wrong, I never park that way and always care if I am blocking something.
However when speaking about situation when you block part of drive way, but you see that it is still easy way out into it there is no need to go park somewhere far away. If you see that it definitely won't cause trouble.

SilentKnight · 12-14-2013, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

Wrong, I never park that way and always care if I am blocking something.

That's at least commendable.

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

However when speaking about situation when you block part of drive way, but you see that it is still easy way out into it there is no need to go park somewhere far away. If you see that it definitely won't cause trouble.

Blocking ANY portion of a driveway is not only trouble...it's illegal. In our city the bylaw requires a vehicle to be a minimum of 1.4 metres from the curb cut of the driveway. Anything less is considered an infraction and can be ticketed.

What seems like 'no trouble' to you - can easily become a line-of-sight safety issue for the person trying to get out of the driveway - especially if the vehicle blocking the driveway is a large SUV, minivan, Hummer, etc.

JFK · 12-14-2013, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio

works wonders for my marked parking space i drew a smiley on the tow truck just to add a personal touch

funny that, I have a private parking lot, with 3 signs , with Private property, tagged or towed etc on it. Arrogant pricks park right under the signs, like they are entitled. Had many screaming arguments with idiots. Most of the time, I just call the city they will issue a $30 ticket.

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