Xmas Story: Just F'd up Xmas for me and my Son... Advice? - GoFuckYourself.com

CurrentlySober · 12-15-2013, 05:02 AM

Went to see my Son and Grandson at his new house, dressed as Santa, in full beard suit and regalia...

Needed a poo, but had trouble fitting up the stairs, and into toilet - Small house, and I'm a REALLY BIG GUY...

Couldn't get the fucking costume off in time, and so made a smallish mess

I Didn't have any spare clothes with me... So I decided to go downstairs, & just 'disappear' via the front door... Then sort myself out back at home...

Well, I slipped at the top of the stairs, and crashed down feet first... Wasn't really hurt, but my son was alerted by the noise...

Looked round, and theres a HUGE streak of shit (A Xmas Skidmark) Down the centre of his stairs, all over his new white carpet

Now, He wont talk to me anymore

What should I do???

geedub · 12-15-2013, 05:12 AM

White floors are overrated!

bloggerz · 12-15-2013, 05:30 AM

Captain Kawaii · 12-15-2013, 05:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Went to see my Son and Grandson at his new house, dressed as Santa, in full beard suit and regalia...

Needed a poo, but had trouble fitting up the stairs, and into toilet - Small house, and I'm a REALLY BIG GUY...

Couldn't get the fucking costume off in time, and so made a smallish mess

I Didn't have any spare clothes with me... So I decided to go downstairs, & just 'disappear' via the front door... Then sort myself out back at home...

Well, I slipped at the top of the stairs, and crashed down feet first... Wasn't really hurt, but my son was alerted by the noise...

Looked round, and theres a HUGE streak of shit (A Xmas Skidmark) Down the centre of his stairs, all over his new white carpet

Now, He wont talk to me anymore

What should I do???

Get Billy Bob Thornton in here, I smell an Xmas Special.

seeandsee · 12-15-2013, 05:35 AM

Santa just shut in my socks

SilentKnight · 12-15-2013, 06:27 AM

Blame the reindeer.

beerptrol · 12-15-2013, 08:55 AM

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo

CaptainHowdy · 12-15-2013, 08:59 AM

gfyworldnews · 12-15-2013, 09:24 AM

Don't feed the idiot.

NewNick · 12-15-2013, 10:10 AM

Prick. This is really lame.

Lichen · 12-15-2013, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

What should I do???

Stop trolling and get a life.

CurrentlySober · 12-15-2013, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by gfyworldnews

Don't feed the idiot.

Agreed ! & dont bump his stupid posts either...

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Originally Posted by NewNick

Prick. This is really lame.

Tell that to my Son - its HIS carpet...

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Originally Posted by Lichen

Stop trolling and get a life.

I'm NOT trolling - but this IS my life...

brassmonkey · 12-15-2013, 11:40 AM

just tell him you slipped on sum shit

get a wet vac and some dawn ultra and clean it up

not a big deal. were you drunk? maybe that is why he is mad.

just sayin

VikingMan · 12-15-2013, 03:09 PM

Leave it to currently sober to somehow incorporate a scat fetish into Christmas. LOL

JockoHomo · 12-15-2013, 03:14 PM

Photos of the event please.

brassmonkey · 12-15-2013, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by JockoHomo

Photos of the event please.

fuck that! i hope his son was hiding and filmed it!

(it's a fake story)

Spunky · 12-15-2013, 06:23 PM

Pix or it didn't happen

Seth Manson · 12-15-2013, 06:25 PM

Another shitty situation you've gotten yourself into.

brassmonkey · 12-15-2013, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Pix or it didn't happen

read post #16

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-15-2013, 10:03 PM

Sounds like things are off to a pretty shitty start for you this Xmas (maybe someone needs to clean up their act).

ADG

PornDiscounts-R · 12-15-2013, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Went to see my Son and Grandson at his new house, dressed as Santa, in full beard suit and regalia...

Needed a poo, but had trouble fitting up the stairs, and into toilet - Small house, and I'm a REALLY BIG GUY...

Couldn't get the fucking costume off in time, and so made a smallish mess

I Didn't have any spare clothes with me... So I decided to go downstairs, & just 'disappear' via the front door... Then sort myself out back at home...

Well, I slipped at the top of the stairs, and crashed down feet first... Wasn't really hurt, but my son was alerted by the noise...

Looked round, and theres a HUGE streak of shit (A Xmas Skidmark) Down the centre of his stairs, all over his new white carpet

Now, He wont talk to me anymore

What should I do???

This sounds like you version of a dear Penthouse letter

brassmonkey · 12-15-2013, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by thebestamateur

This sounds like you version of a dear Penthouse letter

they would not print that shit

WDF · 12-16-2013, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by beerptrol

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo

Sounds like Mr. Hankey tried to mug him exiting the bathroom and he wrestled him down the stairs. Eventually he fell on top of him squashing the little piece of crap.

John-ACWM · 12-16-2013, 02:02 AM

remember him how he used to make a mess when he was a child.

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