Xmas Story: Just F'd up Xmas for me and my Son... Advice?
 

Went to see my Son and Grandson at his new house, dressed as Santa, in full beard suit and regalia...

Needed a poo, but had trouble fitting up the stairs, and into toilet - Small house, and I'm a REALLY BIG GUY... :(

Couldn't get the fucking costume off in time, and so made a smallish mess :(

I Didn't have any spare clothes with me... So I decided to go downstairs, & just 'disappear' via the front door... Then sort myself out back at home...

Well, I slipped at the top of the stairs, and crashed down feet first... Wasn't really hurt, but my son was alerted by the noise...

Looked round, and theres a HUGE streak of shit (A Xmas Skidmark) Down the centre of his stairs, all over his new white carpet :(

Now, He wont talk to me anymore :( What should I do???


:helpme:helpme:helpme

White floors are overrated!

:1orglaugh

Get Billy Bob Thornton in here, I smell an Xmas Special. :winkwink:

Santa just shut in my socks

Blame the reindeer.

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo

Don't feed the idiot.

Prick. This is really lame.

Stop trolling and get a life.

Agreed ! & dont bump his stupid posts either...

Tell that to my Son - its HIS carpet...

I'm NOT trolling - but this IS my life... :helpme

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh just tell him you slipped on sum shit :helpme :Oh crap get a wet vac and some dawn ultra and clean it up :2 cents: not a big deal. were you drunk? maybe that is why he is mad. :2 cents: just sayin

Leave it to currently sober to somehow incorporate a scat fetish into Christmas. LOL

Photos of the event please.

fuck that! i hope his son was hiding and filmed it! :2 cents: :thumbsup :1orglaugh (it's a fake story)

Pix or it didn't happen

Another shitty situation you've gotten yourself into.

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Sounds like things are off to a pretty shitty start for you this Xmas (maybe someone needs to clean up their act). :smilie_we

:stoned

ADG

This sounds like you version of a dear Penthouse letter :1orglaugh

they would not print that shit :1orglaugh :helpme:1orglaugh

Sounds like Mr. Hankey tried to mug him exiting the bathroom and he wrestled him down the stairs. Eventually he fell on top of him squashing the little piece of crap.

:1orglaugh remember him how he used to make a mess when he was a child.