Went to see my Son and Grandson at his new house, dressed as Santa, in full beard suit and regalia...
Needed a poo, but had trouble fitting up the stairs, and into toilet - Small house, and I'm a
REALLY BIG GUY... 
Couldn't get the fucking costume off in time, and so made a
smallish mess
I Didn't have any spare clothes with me... So I decided to go downstairs, & just 'disappear' via the front door... Then sort myself out back at home...
Well, I slipped at the top of the stairs, and crashed down feet first... Wasn't really hurt, but my son was alerted by the noise...
Looked round, and theres a HUGE streak of shit (A Xmas Skidmark) Down the centre of his stairs, all over his new white carpet
Now, He wont talk to me anymore
What should I do???
