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UnseenWorld · 03-02-2003, 03:19 PM

I got this e-mail from some dude using [email protected] as his e-mail address...

Your content SUCKS! what do you shoot with a disposable camera?

AGAIN YOUR CONTENT SUCKS! NO wonder why no ones buys off you
get a life and clue asswipe

learn to shoot some REAL CONTENT! i hate these fake ass posers like you!

Bob

*****

I replied:

Billy Bob, Joe Bob, Bob Bob, or whatever your actual name is:

Oh, yeah, like some AOL'er who's so clueless he can't even think of an original screen name (and instead takes a suggested one) is now the maven of content critics.

Well, I shoot for several of the largest and most popular sites on the Internet, and they keep buying more and more, so I guess they and their members are also morons who don't know their butt from a bunghole.

Anyway, what kind of person writes an e-mail like this? An insecure, talentless schmuck who considers attempting (and I do mean attempting) to ruin someone else's day the best use of his time. You are truly sad...but in a ridiculous way.

Anyway, I'm not sure what your standards are, but my customers seem MORE than satisfied, and I get compliments from other photographers (who probably suck as well, I'm sure). Anyway, give me one good reason why I should give flying fuck what some 14 year old AOLer thinks.

And, hey!, quick peein' on the toilet seat or I'll tell your mommy.

Tom Hunscher
[email protected]

chodadog · 03-02-2003, 03:27 PM

Haha.

Mutt · 03-02-2003, 03:31 PM

Fuck 'em Tom. Wanton has a guy who writes clients 2 page critiques about why Wanton's photography sucks and how nobody likes it and he should be fired.

LiveDose · 03-02-2003, 04:24 PM

Tom, your content is awesome.

OneHungLo · 03-02-2003, 04:25 PM

Yeah i like the content too...I cant stand that pretty porn girl fake plastic balloon tits crap.... I like real girls.

UnseenWorld · 03-02-2003, 04:32 PM

Oh, I just thought it was hilarious. I get e-mail like that every 3 or 4 months from who knows where. Oh, and in case anyone has any doubts, Aaron and I have been kidding each other for quite a while.

AaronM · 03-02-2003, 05:06 PM

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Originally posted by UnseenWorld
Oh, I just thought it was hilarious. I get e-mail like that every 3 or 4 months from who knows where. Oh, and in case anyone has any doubts, Aaron and I have been kidding each other for quite a while.

I could swear that Bob was the name of your last boyfriend. Maybe he is talking about the personl pics you took of him?

Mutt · 03-02-2003, 05:07 PM

real girls

OneHungLo · 03-02-2003, 07:24 PM

Sweet stuff mutt

03-02-2003, 03:19 PM	#1
UnseenWorld Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Portland, OR, USA Posts: 5,279	Aaron, is that you? I got this e-mail from some dude using [email protected] as his e-mail address... Your content SUCKS! what do you shoot with a disposable camera? AGAIN YOUR CONTENT SUCKS! NO wonder why no ones buys off you get a life and clue asswipe learn to shoot some REAL CONTENT! i hate these fake ass posers like you! Bob ***** I replied: Billy Bob, Joe Bob, Bob Bob, or whatever your actual name is: Oh, yeah, like some AOL'er who's so clueless he can't even think of an original screen name (and instead takes a suggested one) is now the maven of content critics. Well, I shoot for several of the largest and most popular sites on the Internet, and they keep buying more and more, so I guess they and their members are also morons who don't know their butt from a bunghole. Anyway, what kind of person writes an e-mail like this? An insecure, talentless schmuck who considers attempting (and I do mean attempting) to ruin someone else's day the best use of his time. You are truly sad...but in a ridiculous way. Anyway, I'm not sure what your standards are, but my customers seem MORE than satisfied, and I get compliments from other photographers (who probably suck as well, I'm sure). Anyway, give me one good reason why I should give flying fuck what some 14 year old AOLer thinks. And, hey!, quick peein' on the toilet seat or I'll tell your mommy. Tom Hunscher [email protected] __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

03-02-2003, 03:31 PM	#3
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	Fuck 'em Tom. Wanton has a guy who writes clients 2 page critiques about why Wanton's photography sucks and how nobody likes it and he should be fired. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

03-02-2003, 04:24 PM	#4
LiveDose Show Yer Tits! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Somewhere Out there... Posts: 25,792	Tom, your content is awesome. __________________ Scammer Alert: acer19 acer [email protected] [email protected] Money stolen using PayPal

03-02-2003, 04:32 PM	#6
UnseenWorld Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Portland, OR, USA Posts: 5,279	Oh, I just thought it was hilarious. I get e-mail like that every 3 or 4 months from who knows where. Oh, and in case anyone has any doubts, Aaron and I have been kidding each other for quite a while. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

03-02-2003, 05:07 PM	#8
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	real girls __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

03-02-2003, 03:27 PM	#2
chodadog Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 9,736	Haha.

03-02-2003, 04:25 PM	#5
OneHungLo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Your mom's front hole Posts: 40,906	Yeah i like the content too...I cant stand that pretty porn girl fake plastic balloon tits crap.... I like real girls.

03-02-2003, 07:24 PM	#9
OneHungLo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Your mom's front hole Posts: 40,906	Sweet stuff mutt