Aaron, is that you?
 

I got this e-mail from some dude using [email protected] as his e-mail address...

Your content SUCKS! what do you shoot with a disposable camera?

AGAIN YOUR CONTENT SUCKS! NO wonder why no ones buys off you
get a life and clue asswipe

learn to shoot some REAL CONTENT! i hate these fake ass posers like you!

Bob


*****


I replied:


Billy Bob, Joe Bob, Bob Bob, or whatever your actual name is:

Oh, yeah, like some AOL'er who's so clueless he can't even think of an original screen name (and instead takes a suggested one) is now the maven of content critics. :1orglaugh Well, I shoot for several of the largest and most popular sites on the Internet, and they keep buying more and more, so I guess they and their members are also morons who don't know their butt from a bunghole.

Anyway, what kind of person writes an e-mail like this? An insecure, talentless schmuck who considers attempting (and I do mean attempting) to ruin someone else's day the best use of his time. You are truly sad...but in a ridiculous way.

Anyway, I'm not sure what your standards are, but my customers seem MORE than satisfied, and I get compliments from other photographers (who probably suck as well, I'm sure). Anyway, give me one good reason why I should give flying fuck what some 14 year old AOLer thinks.

And, hey!, quick peein' on the toilet seat or I'll tell your mommy.

Tom Hunscher
[email protected]

Haha.

Fuck 'em Tom. Wanton has a guy who writes clients 2 page critiques about why Wanton's photography sucks and how nobody likes it and he should be fired.

Tom, your content is awesome.

Yeah i like the content too...I cant stand that pretty porn girl fake plastic balloon tits crap.... I like real girls.

Oh, I just thought it was hilarious. I get e-mail like that every 3 or 4 months from who knows where. Oh, and in case anyone has any doubts, Aaron and I have been kidding each other for quite a while.

I could swear that Bob was the name of your last boyfriend. Maybe he is talking about the personl pics you took of him?

real girls :thumbsup

http://www.wantongirls.com/clientsamples/annh.jpg

Sweet stuff mutt :thumbsup