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you know why older guys drive fast cars and fuck younger women?
just takes time to find out and enjoy what's really important in life
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I'm saving up for a watch that's so blinged out that I can't even lift my wrist.
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Because they can?
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They fear death.
They want to try out Viagra? But the number 1 reason is that they can finally afford a fast car and a decent hooker! |
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Fuck them, I'm gonna fuck old women and drive real slooow.
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Because they have a BIG ONE
A BIG WALLET !!!! |
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Sieg Hi!
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Seriously?
Why would I want to fuck a woman in her 50's? Why would I waste my time doing what it takes to fuck younger women when most 50 year old's would do anything to fuck me? Simple, who finds most older women attractive? Not me! Now if I was in a long term relationship and the woman I loved turned old then so what I'm with the woman I love. But meeting a stranger, a woman for a first date that is older, that I have no feelings for … I'd rather go home alone. (that's not to say I haven't nailed more than my share, just addressing the thread topic) . |
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So Fucking What
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mid life crisis? finally saved enough money? divorce? low self esteem?
OR They simply like nice cars and sexy young chicks? |
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My GF is who about 12 years younger than me (I am 42 and she is 30) jokes with me about going through the mid life crisis. She says, "You are a white guy dating a younger Asian girl and you own a muscle car. Talk about stereotypes."
I like to say, "I had the car long before you. . . Know your place. LOL" |
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LOL that is true. . . although I guess the value could be relative. The car is worth much more today than when I bought it, but the GF is about 1 year away from being a dentist so her value is on the rise. . . but I can't put her top down and ride her down the street at 70 with Springsteen blaring on the stereo.
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I have a 1968 Ford Mustang GT350 convertible. I bought it in 2000 and it was in pretty rough shape. Over the years I have had work done on it and done some work myself on it so it is a lot nicer today. To max out the value I would still need to dump about $10K into it to have all the little details done right on it.
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Young guys fuck young women even more often than old guys fuck young woman.
And probably they drive faster cars (just less expensive) as well. |
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Everybody as a fast car and fucks younger chick on the Internets
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Over-rated. Older women are better in bed. Younger women just let older men (mostly) get away with being bad in bed. :2cents
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Insert electric car joke here? anyone?
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I ride a Harley and drive a 4X4 truck. Both look great
My GF is the same age as me and knows how to make me happy. She doesn't just lay there! Being able to carry on a conversation is pretty important!
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It was my GF's sense of humor that first really attracted me to her. She is good looking, but I met her as a patient in a dentist's office. I had broken a tooth and was in a lot of pain. I went in as an emergency patient. They take me into the room and sit me in the chair. I set my wallet, keys and phone on a counter next to the chair and sit down. She looks at the chart, walks over to me and pulls my lip to the side so she can see and says, "Didn't your parents teach you not to chew on rocks?" It struck me funny so I started laughing. Then she sees my wallet and she picks it up and says, "Well, the doctor will be right in, I'm going to Vegas."
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how old is old if you are talking late twenties you can fuck off.
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men are hardwired to go for the most fertile female available for genetic reasons, and usually that is not a woman past her prime (19-23yrs old). the human race would cease to exist if we all went for milfs, therefore we are attractted to perky tits, asses that have not felt the effects of gravity yet, and bodies that don't look like they've been thru the civil war
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its pretty sad that is how it is. the guys are so much more real, they are just out for the fun while the women are out for status, money and power. they pretty much deserve to be treated like shit as bad as that sounds.
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a very nice car, and looks like an original?
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If someone thinks that late twenties is old then they should just punch themselves in the face right now.
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dang kane youhave a shelby gt-350 and no pics of it? or in your case, a 250 word textual description?
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Yeah, mine looks pretty original. It doesn't have the original wheels and I am missing a few pieces of chrome trim still, but it looks pretty nice. When I bought it the car had been sitting in a barn for 20 years so the body was actually in good shape and didn't have any rust or problems, but the motor and trans and all of the mechanics had pretty much rotted out so that is where I have put the money so far. One of these days I am going to get the last few details of the car done. It looks sharp now, but will look fantastic with those last touches.
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I actually have a ton of pics, just on a different computer. When I got it the car had been sitting in a barn for 20 years and didn't run so I have pics of it through all the processes it has been through including it being taken from the barn and transported to my house then various steps along the way. One of these days I plan to take the storage HD out of that old computer and put it in this one and I will post the pics.
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Leaner, Meaner, Faster
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I am just thankful whenever any woman takes pity on me and allows me to have sex with her.
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Do I know why older men drive sport cars and fuck younger woman? Because they couldn't afford sport cars when they were younger, and couldn't fuck hot chicks when they were younger?
I've noticed that some men have a mid-life crisis when they hit their forties. This is because they didn't live life when they were younger. They were either strapped with responsibilities (wife, kids) or just didn't have the balls to make it happen. They hit their forties, the kids move out, they drop kick the wife, and they have money to afford a sports car.
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One of my big worries when I bought the car was about keeping it original. The motor had been blown in 1981 and it had sat in a barn ever since. My worry was that if the block had cracked the motor might not be repairable. One of the things that makes these cars valuable is having the original numbers matching motor. I ended up getting it anyway. I figured worst case scenario I would just buy a new motor. It would still look cool, just not be worth as much. In the end the motor was able to be fixed, but it had sat so long they basically had to fully rebuild the motor and trans from the ground up. Every hose, wire, belt and cable in the car was rotted out as well so a lot of work went into the mechanics of it.
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