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Old 10-16-2013, 03:17 PM  
kane
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Originally Posted by Rochard View Post
Do I know why older men drive sport cars and fuck younger woman? Because they couldn't afford sport cars when they were younger, and couldn't fuck hot chicks when they were younger?

I've noticed that some men have a mid-life crisis when they hit their forties. This is because they didn't live life when they were younger. They were either strapped with responsibilities (wife, kids) or just didn't have the balls to make it happen. They hit their forties, the kids move out, they drop kick the wife, and they have money to afford a sports car.
I actually know a woman that is doing this right now. She married at 19 and immediately got pregnant. She had two kids by age 22. Now, 18 years later, she and the husband got divorced, the kids are old enough that they are pretty much doing their own thing and she has a good job so she has some money in the bank. She had always been in pretty good shape and looked younger than her age, but she started doing yoga and now has an ass you could bounce a quarter off of. She bought a new Dodge Challenger and has a 23-year-old fuck buddy that she hooks up with a few times a month.

One night one of my friends asked when she was going to settle back down and she said, "Why should I? I am having a blast. I feel like I am 21, but I am wise enough to not do the dumb shit."
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