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Old 10-03-2013, 11:06 PM   #1
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Is there a woman you would marry? Should money come first?

Well, I don't get into relationships anymore. Women give me blowjobs and food now and that is about it. I might watch movies or have coffee with some women. But I am on some real fuck a bitch shit ever since these last two I had, not bitter or hateful, just don't have a heart beating for nobody but ME at all and it feels great.

But then there is this one woman from years ago. Downest baddest bitch ever to exist and she is the realest most talented and intelligent and accomplished and well built and amazing woman ever,

I would marry her, I would impregnate her, etc.

The thing is, a few years ago I stopped talking to her when she made what (to me) was a bad career choice and because she has a big dog I cannot stand.

Well, then, about a year after that I tried to talk with her a couple of times and she would not talk much, so I just dropped it

It's not like I am "in love" with this bitch but I could very easily be and I would love to be.. I have only been close with and "loved" four women in all of my life out of all of the women I have kept company with, get me, it is a BIG deal to me.

That is a BIG problem since no one is loyal or dedicated AT ALL and betrayal by a loved one really gets me. I have thick skin but when close *****z betray me it cuts me deep like a slicer in my spleen and kills me.

So my new ways in terms of living for ME and not getting close to people and NOT being everyone's go to guy for problem solving anymore, it is working great. I have never been so positive and so cynical all at once. It is great

What would you do? Would you go and find her and take her as your wife even though she has a demanding career and is very busy and has a big horrible dog? Would you stay up on your fuck a bitch shit and be a lone wolf? What?

If it matters, this woman is built better than you can imagine. I know some of you have seen 1000s of naked women. Some of you shoot top tier bitches. This is the type of flesh even you could not imagine.


I don't know. I am getting old. Flesh gets less important every year. I kind of welcome that in a way. Letting sex or money rule your life is dangerous- and I have done both. I have had a lot of both in my lifetime. I am MUCH more inclined to leaning toward letting money rule my life again, now. I think that may be a good thing.


When I made a lot of money and my life was empty, everything was fine. I was empty. But everything was okay. I didn't have to be scared or frustrated and I never had to go without and I never had to get hurt. double edged thing, sort of




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Old 10-03-2013, 11:18 PM   #2
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Old 10-04-2013, 12:33 AM   #4
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Old 10-04-2013, 01:21 AM   #5
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It's not like I am "in love" with this bitch
Yeah, we all know that the bitches love men who talk like that...
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Old 10-04-2013, 01:54 AM   #6
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Old 10-04-2013, 04:31 PM   #7
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This kinda answers it no...

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Well, then, about a year after that I tried to talk with her a couple of times and she would not talk much, so I just dropped it
Restraining order in motion
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Old 10-04-2013, 04:49 PM   #8
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I am on some real fuck a bitch shit ever since these last two I had, not bitter or hateful, just don't have a heart beating for nobody but ME
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But then there is this one woman from years ago. Downest baddest bitch ever to exist
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she has a big dog I cannot stand.
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It's not like I am "in love" with this bitch
Wow, you sound quite the catch

You talk like this woman is so top end no-one here has ever seen anything like it, trust me they have..
You know, look beneath.

You are going to die a lonely old man.
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Old 10-04-2013, 05:03 PM   #9
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Old 10-04-2013, 05:12 PM   #10
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This is where you should have stopped.

"Well, I don't get into relationships anymore. Women give me blowjobs and food"
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Old 10-04-2013, 05:14 PM   #11
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ok i read all that and have no idea what your trying to say
Ex girlfriend is a super model babe who loves the nasty stuff but has a big dog. He's getting older and can't get it up.

Should he settle or just give up?

I think he should join a monastery.
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Old 10-04-2013, 05:19 PM   #12
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Ex girlfriend is a super model babe who loves the nasty stuff but has a big dog. He's getting older and can't get it up.

Should he settle or just give up?

I think he should join a monastery.
You have a nice house, multiple vehicles, good job, work from home ? I'm thinking you should have him move in and be his mentor.
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Old 10-04-2013, 05:24 PM   #13
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Old 10-04-2013, 05:33 PM   #14
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"If it matters, this woman is built better than you can imagine. I know some of you have seen 1000s of naked women. Some of you shoot top tier bitches. This is the type of flesh even you could not imagine."

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Old 10-04-2013, 05:35 PM   #15
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I am not sure what the question was but you sound like if she didn't have a dog you would be good to go. Dogs suck but it is hers so what is the issue?
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Old 10-04-2013, 05:39 PM   #16
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so what is the issue?
She doesn't like him and he's jealous the dog can lick it's own balls.
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Old 10-04-2013, 07:36 PM   #17
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Old 10-04-2013, 07:51 PM   #18
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Houses, plural.

All it takes is motivation. I honestly believe that if given enough time, I can move a mountain with my bare hands. If you think about it for a moment, it's possible. I plant both feet on the floor and I am determined to have a good day every day, and it's impossible to fuck that up.
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I don't need a mentor. Life and experience is my mentor. I think that I will have money again and stay up on my fuck a bitch shit. Every time I've ever stayed with that I am always fine. Thick skin, fat wallet.

Don't fuck with Fred 2.0... I'm tellin' ya

Also, when I say a bitch has it like that- you don't believe me- but I know what I'm talking about. I'm not some square or normal man.

As an aside, I notice that I say bitch too often as of late. It's my frame of mind right now I suppose. No one on earth has more respect for women than I do- and there aren't many WOMEN on earth now of a days, feel me
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I don't need a mentor. Life and experience is my mentor. I think that I will have money again and stay up on my fuck a bitch shit. Every time I've ever stayed with that I am always fine. Thick skin, fat wallet.

Don't fuck with Fred 2.0... I'm tellin' ya

Also, when I say a bitch has it like that- you don't believe me- but I know what I'm talking about. I'm not some square or normal man.

As an aside, I notice that I say bitch too often as of late. It's my frame of mind right now I suppose. No one on earth has more respect for women than I do- and there aren't many WOMEN on earth now of a days, feel me
doing time will do that. Too much time spent with men fucks up your head. Women aren't bitches, they are just women. They have their own agenda and guys freak out over that.
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I don't need a mentor. Life and experience is my mentor. I think that I will have money again and stay up on my fuck a bitch shit. Every time I've ever stayed with that I am always fine. Thick skin, fat wallet.

Don't fuck with Fred 2.0... I'm tellin' ya

Also, when I say a bitch has it like that- you don't believe me- but I know what I'm talking about. I'm not some square or normal man.

As an aside, I notice that I say bitch too often as of late. It's my frame of mind right now I suppose. No one on earth has more respect for women than I do- and there aren't many WOMEN on earth now of a days, feel me
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Well, I don't get into relationships anymore. Women give me blowjobs and food now and that is about it. I might watch movies or have coffee with some women. But I am on some real fuck a bitch shit ever since these last two I had, not bitter or hateful, just don't have a heart beating for nobody but ME at all and it feels great.
My oh my...we've come a long way from, "O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo?"

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Not yet, the world is different now. Women or either dumb or opportunistic and the dumb ones will take advise from the opportunistic one's eventually. Your better off hooking up with young hot girls until your 50 then get one that uses you for money. IT will be even.
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What is it you bring to the table? Needing rides to probation dept?
No, I only need a ride if they have my license. I have had my own set of keys since I've been fourteen, jack. It may not always be something big and fine, but I always buy and own my own automobile and it is always running. Always.
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