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gothweb · 03-01-2003, 09:09 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Some folks are incapable of thinking outside the box (of the airbrushed fake bimo). To them, any girl that has even the slightest "odd" look is considered ugly. So sad, yet so excellent for the rest of us who know that surfer's prefs come in many forms, tastes and colors.

40% of my free site network is fetish, mostly of the extreme/dark variety. Some are goth fans, and want to see babes like this "Gemma" chick. If I was more of a judgemental dickfaced control freak I would deny them their pleasure and let them go away from my sites hungry. But that's just not good business.

Gothweb --- you know what you're doing. Keep up the good work. Cheers.

Thanks, I appreciate that. I can't agree more with what you've said... I should probably add that Gemma is the most popular girl on my paysite by a factor of... more than 2:1 over any other model, 4:1 over most of them.

For your kind comments, and because the thread now seems to be at 50 posts, I would like to present the perfect thing to go with your beer...

Boobs?

CDSmith · 03-01-2003, 09:10 PM

Now turn this hottie around and let's see them funbags.

gothweb · 03-01-2003, 09:11 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith

Now turn this hottie around and let's see them funbags.

Too late! Hope you enjoy!

CDSmith · 03-01-2003, 09:12 PM

Thank you. Thank you very much.

gothweb · 03-01-2003, 09:16 PM

You're welcome. It's been a great evening folks, you've been a wonderful audience. I'm here all week if you want to see more pale tits.

And now, I'm going to bed.

The moral of this story: She doesn't do hardcore. She doesn't do spread legs. You didn't even ask to see her pussy... but she got your attention. And she sells like hotcakes.

SureFire · 03-01-2003, 09:19 PM

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Originally posted by gothweb

Wuh?

To spell it out to you: the girl you posted is ugly. You said, you were only having fun. Go to sleep or continue promoting your content in anyway.

gothweb · 03-01-2003, 09:21 PM

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Originally posted by SureFire

To spell it out to you: the girl you posted is ugly. You said, you were only having fun. Go to sleep or continue promoting your content in anyway.

You know, I really didn't think you meant she was ugly. I figured CD was at least a little off. Clearly, one photo there wasn't necessarily a keeper... but, I mean, Gemma, ugly? To each his own. Trust me, though, I'm not worried that she will harm my business in any way. Unless I spend too much time, um, looking at her pics.

SureFire · 03-01-2003, 09:47 PM

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Originally posted by gothweb

You know, I really didn't think you meant she was ugly. I figured CD was at least a little off. Clearly, one photo there wasn't necessarily a keeper... but, I mean, Gemma, ugly? To each his own. Trust me, though, I'm not worried that she will harm my business in any way. Unless I spend too much time, um, looking at her pics.

The pics were ugly and seemed like a come on.

Get some rest.

Jer · 03-01-2003, 09:57 PM

Nice girl and very funny thread

CDSmith · 03-01-2003, 10:00 PM

Not a big fan of plumpers then either I guess? Ha ha....... I love these guys who see a nice-looking "regular" girl, or a plus-sized model, or in this case a "goth" chick....and trot out the "ugly" word. I mean really now, so <i>YOU</i> think she's ugly.... who gives a fuck what you think? In case you missed it, this is about business. It has less to do with what YOU fucking think, and more to do with what our surfers WANT.

Get it?

Didn't think so. Keep talking, so I can map the thickness of your cranium.

thatdykeliz · 03-01-2003, 10:33 PM

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Originally posted by mrthumbs
but where are the boobs?

'xactly what I was about to ask. I fell in love with a sweet little goth princess at Walmart tonight, man. She was strutting around in a velvet minidress and laced-up kneehigh boots that would have looked kickass hooked over my shoulders.

Of course, if I hadn't been dressed like a frumpy soccer-mom -- it was a trip to get fucking cat litter, who dresses for cruising at Walmart? -- I would have hit her up for her number.

If I can't have real live gothgirl boobies, I'll settle for Ian's lovelies. Bring 'em on, brother!

BigFrog · 03-01-2003, 10:38 PM

nice

thatdykeliz · 03-01-2003, 10:42 PM

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Originally posted by gothweb

Boobs?

Oh yeah...there we go! Ian, thank you for cheering up a poor depressed goth-lovin lesbian.

Don't let this SureFire wet fart bother you. He probably wants to see yet another silicone-swollen vacant-eyed breeze-brained Jenna wannabe...*yawn*

(goes off to watch the Resident Evil DVD she rented for more blood, horror, and Milla Jovovich in a short skirt and boots...boots which would also look damn fine over my shoulders. Fuck I'm horny.)

Jer · 03-01-2003, 11:16 PM

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Originally posted by thatdykeliz

short skirt and boots

FATPad · 03-01-2003, 11:24 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Some folks are incapable of thinking outside the box (of the airbrushed fake bimo). To them, any girl that has even the slightest "odd" look is considered ugly. So sad, yet so excellent for the rest of us who know that surfer's prefs come in many forms, tastes and colors.

Let the dopes spend their days jerking off to Jenna and building galleries in the hopes of getting listed at The Hun and making $50 this week.

The surfer only wants airbrushed bleach blondes with fake tits. Move along. Nothing to see here.

gothweb · 03-02-2003, 05:59 AM

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Originally posted by FATPad

The surfer only wants airbrushed bleach blondes with fake tits. Move along. Nothing to see here.

Thank god that isn't true.

AmeliaG · 03-04-2003, 09:13 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Let me ask you this then.... you know, in the meantime.....

Regarding "blooddolls".... Are these just goth babes posing/playing, or does the site owners have any plans to "evil" things up a bit? I have some dark/extreme fetish traffic and am always looking to add a new sponsor, and you have my attention.

"Evil it up" as in blood, horror, etc.

One of these days I'm going to install ICQ, but now if you e-mail me at [email protected] I would be happy to set you up with something special to promote http://www.SpookyCash.com/ Hmm, GFY needs a mouth dripping blood smiley.

--Amelia G

chodadog · 03-04-2003, 09:25 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
40% of my free site network is fetish, mostly of the extreme/dark variety. Some are goth fans, and want to see babes like this "Gemma" chick. If I was more of a judgemental dickfaced control freak I would deny them their pleasure and let them go away from my sites hungry. But that's just not good business.

YOU FOOL!!! You have to show them nothing but Jenna Jameson, or you will fail! I predict you last 2 weeks in this business, NEWBIE!!!

CDSmith · 03-04-2003, 09:29 AM

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Originally posted by AmeliaG

One of these days I'm going to install ICQ, but now if you e-mail me at [email protected] I would be happy to set you up with something special to promote http://www.SpookyCash.com/ Hmm, GFY needs a mouth dripping blood smiley.

--Amelia G

Bookmarked.

I'll see what I can do, I'm setting up 3 more free sites this week so my plate is a little full, but I'll get to it eventually.

AmeliaG · 03-04-2003, 09:36 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Bookmarked.

I'll see what I can do, I'm setting up 3 more free sites this week so my plate is a little full, but I'll get to it eventually.

You've listed galleries of ours before and they were productive. Thanks!

Three is a bunch of free sites to be doing at once. You are virtuous. I'm supposed to be working on this big party we are doing featuring performances from a bunch of the girls of GothicSluts.com and BarelyEvil.com . . . so I suddenly feel compelled to come check out what is happening on gfy.

There is this episode of The Simpsons where Bart is supposed to be doing his homework for history or something like that and he thinks to himself that maybe he'll just do a few quick algebra equations for fun first . . .

DamnGoodRatio · 03-04-2003, 09:41 AM

Gemma is pretty hot, but I would like to see all the pink. The no hardcore thing is dissapointing, at best.

She does appear to have nice boobies. You should apply some light lip pencil to the nips to bring them out. She looks like a statue bust.

gothweb · 03-04-2003, 09:49 AM

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Originally posted by DamnGoodRatio
Gemma is pretty hot, but I would like to see all the pink. The no hardcore thing is dissapointing, at best.

She does appear to have nice boobies. You should apply some light lip pencil to the nips to bring them out. She looks like a statue bust.

I am glad you think she's hot. I'm not too worried about people who want harder content, the internet is a big place. I can't compete on explicitness, I compete on what I'm good at.

chodadog · 03-04-2003, 09:52 AM

Was just browsing Ian's sites. Shadow Jen is very Betty Page!

CDSmith · 03-04-2003, 10:06 AM

For those that are turned off by the blood/gore or fantasy gore/death horror here..... two things come to mind that I will share, just for discussion's sake.

One) I once spoke with the owner of the local movie rental shop that I have been a member of for about 12 years now. I asked him about his "horror" section, commenting that he carries a lot of titles that are quite "cultish" and very hardcore. (Hardcore, NOT as in sex but as in gorey, horrific, bloody etc). He told me that the horror section of his store brings in a full 40% of his entire income. That tells me that there are a LOT of horror fans out there who might be interested in this kind of shit.

Two) I keep telling people who scoff.... it isn't about what <i>YOU</i> want.... it's about what the SURFERS want. Period. I had to ask myself the question... do I want to make money or do I want to only promote cookie-cutter blondes with fake tits?

Answer: $$

So in addition to the 10+ "regular" adult free sites I run, I added in a smaller network of fetish and dark/extreme fetish sites to promote stuff that is.... alternative.

I hope this clears up a few things for any judgemental dummies out there who might be tempted to make more negative comments towars producers/promoters of this type of genre. Cheerz.

gothweb · 03-04-2003, 10:27 AM

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Originally posted by chodadog
Was just browsing Ian's sites. Shadow Jen is very Betty Page!

I think her new bangs (fringe) help a lot with that. Of course, in some of the pics, it is very clear that she is a tiny little 19 year old, something Betty didn't have.

chodadog · 03-05-2003, 01:09 AM

Jen is definitely more petite. But yeah, in some of the pics i've seen of her, the resemblance is uncanny. Hehe, maybe you should do a "tribute to betty page" kind of thing, hehe.

Zebra · 03-05-2003, 03:39 AM

Hey Ian - Charlie likes Blood-Dolls

http://www.charlesmanson.com

gothweb · 04-18-2003, 07:54 PM

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Originally posted by chodadog
Jen is definitely more petite. But yeah, in some of the pics i've seen of her, the resemblance is uncanny. Hehe, maybe you should do a "tribute to betty page" kind of thing, hehe.

Jenny already has plans to bring a girlfriend up for a shoot in May, and re-make a set with Betty Page and her submissive.

gothweb · 04-18-2003, 07:54 PM

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Originally posted by Zebra
Hey Ian - Charlie likes Blood-Dolls
http://www.charlesmanson.com

I just see a big cock site.

Fletch XXX · 04-18-2003, 07:59 PM

BEER OVER BOOBS>

MONEY OVER BITCHES>

BROS BEFORE HOES>

get your priorities together folks.

Fletch XXX · 04-18-2003, 08:00 PM

for the

gothweb · 04-18-2003, 08:09 PM

Women are almost always my first priority. Not the sex, or the superficial stuff, but the relationships. I've always felt that the only things of real value is when two people make a connection, and human emotions. Romance is the apex of all of that.

Fletch XXX · 04-18-2003, 08:13 PM

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Originally posted by gothweb
Women are almost always my first priority.

ive never put women, pussy, or sex in ANY WAY on my priority list.

id never walk blinded by pussy or no woman.

fuck that.

mrthumbs · 04-18-2003, 08:31 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX

ive never put women, pussy, or sex in ANY WAY on my priority list.

id never walk blinded by pussy or no woman.

fuck that.

pussy

Fletch XXX · 04-18-2003, 09:01 PM

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Originally posted by mrthumbs

pussy

yeah okay.

Jamdin · 04-18-2003, 10:49 PM

I can just see...

"Goth Girl Sells Blood Beer"

Not only will you get drunk but Blood Beer will also give you much nurishment

or:

"New Beer of the Night Club"

This sexy goth girl is tied of hopping from one club to another just to find a satisfying beer. Now she can have her favorite beer delivered nightly and you can too. No more glaring club lights, no more sweaty slabs of beef pawing at you and no more fighting to get to the vamp room to throw up. Join tonight and select from the following favorite brews:

Blood Beer - for that vamp in all of us
LSD Brew Lite - less powder but still electrifying
Bone Marrow Mush - for those zombie-heads out there
Witch's Brew - all natural 100% ingredients for the sabbath
Full Moon Stew - give the beast something to gnaw on

gothweb · 04-19-2003, 03:22 AM

That was interesting...

03-01-2003, 09:10 PM	#52
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Now turn this hottie around and let's see them funbags. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

03-01-2003, 09:12 PM	#54
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Thank you. Thank you very much. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

03-01-2003, 09:16 PM	#55
gothweb Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Back in the USSA Posts: 8,849	You're welcome. It's been a great evening folks, you've been a wonderful audience. I'm here all week if you want to see more pale tits. And now, I'm going to bed. The moral of this story: She doesn't do hardcore. She doesn't do spread legs. You didn't even ask to see her pussy... but she got your attention. And she sells like hotcakes. __________________ Photos by Ian X.: Distinctive photos of goth babes. Blood Money:Your traffic, my sites, our money. MojoHost: Still the best.

03-01-2003, 10:00 PM	#60
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Not a big fan of plumpers then either I guess? Ha ha....... I love these guys who see a nice-looking "regular" girl, or a plus-sized model, or in this case a "goth" chick....and trot out the "ugly" word. I mean really now, so <i>YOU</i> think she's ugly.... who gives a fuck what you think? In case you missed it, this is about business. It has less to do with what YOU fucking think, and more to do with what our surfers WANT. Get it? Didn't think so. Keep talking, so I can map the thickness of your cranium. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

03-04-2003, 10:06 AM	#74
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	For those that are turned off by the blood/gore or fantasy gore/death horror here..... two things come to mind that I will share, just for discussion's sake. One) I once spoke with the owner of the local movie rental shop that I have been a member of for about 12 years now. I asked him about his "horror" section, commenting that he carries a lot of titles that are quite "cultish" and very hardcore. (Hardcore, NOT as in sex but as in gorey, horrific, bloody etc). He told me that the horror section of his store brings in a full 40% of his entire income. That tells me that there are a LOT of horror fans out there who might be interested in this kind of shit. Two) I keep telling people who scoff.... it isn't about what <i>YOU</i> want.... it's about what the SURFERS want. Period. I had to ask myself the question... do I want to make money or do I want to only promote cookie-cutter blondes with fake tits? Answer: $$ So in addition to the 10+ "regular" adult free sites I run, I added in a smaller network of fetish and dark/extreme fetish sites to promote stuff that is.... alternative. I hope this clears up a few things for any judgemental dummies out there who might be tempted to make more negative comments towars producers/promoters of this type of genre. Cheerz. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

03-01-2003, 09:57 PM	#59
Jer God is Brazilian Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Brazil Posts: 10,601	Nice girl and very funny thread

03-01-2003, 10:38 PM	#62
BigFrog Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 2,057	nice

03-04-2003, 09:41 AM	#71
DamnGoodRatio Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: USA Posts: 855	Gemma is pretty hot, but I would like to see all the pink. The no hardcore thing is dissapointing, at best. She does appear to have nice boobies. You should apply some light lip pencil to the nips to bring them out. She looks like a statue bust.

03-04-2003, 09:52 AM	#73
chodadog Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 9,736	Was just browsing Ian's sites. Shadow Jen is very Betty Page!

03-05-2003, 01:09 AM	#76
chodadog Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 9,736	Jen is definitely more petite. But yeah, in some of the pics i've seen of her, the resemblance is uncanny. Hehe, maybe you should do a "tribute to betty page" kind of thing, hehe.

03-05-2003, 03:39 AM	#77
Zebra Banned from Kimmy's couch Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Down at Fraggle Rock Posts: 5,091	Hey Ian - Charlie likes Blood-Dolls http://www.charlesmanson.com

04-18-2003, 07:59 PM	#80
Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	BEER OVER BOOBS> MONEY OVER BITCHES> BROS BEFORE HOES> get your priorities together folks. __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

04-18-2003, 08:00 PM	#81
Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	for the __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

04-18-2003, 08:09 PM	#82
gothweb Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Back in the USSA Posts: 8,849	Women are almost always my first priority. Not the sex, or the superficial stuff, but the relationships. I've always felt that the only things of real value is when two people make a connection, and human emotions. Romance is the apex of all of that. __________________ Photos by Ian X.: Distinctive photos of goth babes. Blood Money:Your traffic, my sites, our money. MojoHost: Still the best.

04-18-2003, 10:49 PM	#86
Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	I can just see... "Goth Girl Sells Blood Beer" Not only will you get drunk but Blood Beer will also give you much nurishment or: "New Beer of the Night Club" This sexy goth girl is tied of hopping from one club to another just to find a satisfying beer. Now she can have her favorite beer delivered nightly and you can too. No more glaring club lights, no more sweaty slabs of beef pawing at you and no more fighting to get to the vamp room to throw up. Join tonight and select from the following favorite brews: Blood Beer - for that vamp in all of us LSD Brew Lite - less powder but still electrifying Bone Marrow Mush - for those zombie-heads out there Witch's Brew - all natural 100% ingredients for the sabbath Full Moon Stew - give the beast something to gnaw on Last edited by Jamdin; 04-18-2003 at 10:52 PM..

04-19-2003, 03:22 AM	#87
gothweb Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Back in the USSA Posts: 8,849	That was interesting... __________________ Photos by Ian X.: Distinctive photos of goth babes. Blood Money:Your traffic, my sites, our money. MojoHost: Still the best.