I can just see...
"Goth Girl Sells Blood Beer"
Not only will you get drunk but Blood Beer will also give you much nurishment
or:
"New Beer of the Night Club"
This sexy goth girl is tied of hopping from one club to another just to find a satisfying beer. Now she can have her favorite beer delivered nightly and you can too. No more glaring club lights, no more sweaty slabs of beef pawing at you and no more fighting to get to the vamp room to throw up. Join tonight and select from the following favorite brews:
Blood Beer - for that vamp in all of us
LSD Brew Lite - less powder but still electrifying
Bone Marrow Mush - for those zombie-heads out there
Witch's Brew - all natural 100% ingredients for the sabbath
Full Moon Stew - give the beast something to gnaw on
