Toliet Paper for a year. - GoFuckYourself.com

johnnyloadproductions · 09-25-2013, 04:42 PM

It pays to do super saver shipping on Amazon, this probably would have been close to $100 at Wal-Mart, cost me just over $48 on Amazon.

Should last most of a year.

L-Pink · 09-25-2013, 04:46 PM

I see there are no Mexicans in Iowa.

johnnyloadproductions · 09-25-2013, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

I see there are no Mexicans in Iowa.

There are a few. You have to love a global economy, the fruits of sweat shops delivered right to your American door.

Sly · 09-25-2013, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

I see there are no Mexicans in Iowa.

Lots actually.

My dad needed a roof repaired over Easter weekend before a big storm. Called six crews. Guess which crew was willing to work Easter to get the job done?

L-Pink · 09-25-2013, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions

There are a few. You have to love a global economy, the fruits of sweat shops delivered right to your American door.

I meant your front yard man,

.

johnnyloadproductions · 09-25-2013, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

I meant your front yard man,

.

I figured that might come up, but posted the pic anyway. Much like all the tissues next to my iMac.

In the fall I won't mow as often because my grass will just turn brown. I actually enjoy mowing a lot.

fitzmulti · 09-25-2013, 04:56 PM

I'd say that was a shitty deal...but, it actually isn't.
;-)

L-Pink · 09-25-2013, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions

I figured that might come up, but posted the pic anyway. Much like all the tissues next to my iMac.

Yep, by the first dick that read your post. lol

fitzmulti · 09-25-2013, 05:05 PM

Oh, and...
At LEAST toilet paper is one of the items that does NOT have a "NEW" or "USED" option on Amazon! ;-)

DBS.US · 09-25-2013, 05:06 PM

http://www.amazon.com/QuiltedNorthernUltraPlushBathTissue

WoW! · 09-25-2013, 05:09 PM

Free shipping?

johnnyloadproductions · 09-25-2013, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DBS.US

http://www.amazon.com/QuiltedNorthernUltraPlushBathTissue

Nice affiliate link.

Quote:

Originally Posted by WoW!

Free shipping?

Yes, with lengthier delivery. I get bulk oatmeal and other items like this through amazon, I don't sweat over a spreadsheet on savings but with things like this it does make a difference.

SilentKnight · 09-25-2013, 07:24 PM

Dude...you're photographing and posting pics.......of toilet paper.

Captain Kawaii · 09-25-2013, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

Lots actually.

My dad needed a roof repaired over Easter weekend before a big storm. Called six crews. Guess which crew was willing to work Easter to get the job done?

Your dad will be re-doing that roof soon.

Tom_PM · 09-25-2013, 07:30 PM

That's really funny because last year around this time (mid Oct really) I got a big box of toilet paper from Amazon and I'm down to my last pack and a half. It did last me almost exactly a year and it's time to reorder, haha. I also recently got some oatmeal which can be a decent deal there when there's a coupon especially.

mineistaken · 09-25-2013, 07:33 PM

bath tissue is PC name for toilet paper?

onwebcam · 09-25-2013, 07:33 PM

Well if things go to shit soon looks like you got it covered.

And she's probably drooling over your stockpile.

gfyworldnews · 09-25-2013, 08:18 PM

http://www.amazon.com/Scotts-18115-B...rds=grass+seed

http://www.amazon.com/Husqvarna-7021...rds=lawn+mower

johnnyloadproductions · 09-25-2013, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom_PM

That's really funny because last year around this time (mid Oct really) I got a big box of toilet paper from Amazon and I'm down to my last pack and a half. It did last me almost exactly a year and it's time to reorder, haha. I also recently got some oatmeal which can be a decent deal there when there's a coupon especially.

Thanks for posting this, you made my day as I thought I might be alone in my ass-wipe savings endeavors. It's good to know there are chaps like you around.

johnnyloadproductions · 09-25-2013, 08:25 PM

Perhaps I'll find other uses for toliet paper, I've yet to work it into any sex acts:
http://efukt.com/21091_Water,_Knives...let_Paper.html

ErectMedia · 09-25-2013, 08:30 PM

I can't FAP to this

Never got into the bulk buying shit, watched that tv show where they get a whole cart of shit for like nothing with coupons but having a lifetime of soap, toilet paper, etc... doesn't interest me as rotating stock seems like a job.

johnnyloadproductions · 09-25-2013, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ErectMedia

I can't FAP to this

Never got into the bulk buying shit, watched that tv show where they get a whole cart of shit for like nothing with coupons but having a lifetime of soap, toilet paper, etc... doesn't interest me as rotating stock seems like a job.

I've never been big on coupons.

I will agree with you on all that as there is making money mode and saving money mode, it's hard to be in both.

A bulk purchase like this saves me time, convenience, and some money with just a couple clicks. It wouldn't be worth it if I had to pay that $35 for shipping however.

ErectMedia · 09-25-2013, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions

I've never been big on coupons.

I will agree with you on all that as there is making money mode and saving money mode, it's hard to be in both.

A bulk purchase like this saves me time, convenience, and some money with just a couple clicks. It wouldn't be worth it if I had to pay that $35 for shipping however.

it's cool if ya use what ya buy in a reasonable amount of time and save some dough, just the people that buy 800 toothbrushes cause it's a deal is a little extreme

Tom_PM · 09-25-2013, 08:59 PM

As for me, I'm a walker so it's kind of hard to pack home more than a few rolls at a time, so buying online works out great for a lot of bulky or heavy things.

SplatterMaster · 09-25-2013, 09:00 PM

You must not have a woman at home sucking up all the oxygen and using all the TP if that shit will last you a year

Jel · 09-25-2013, 09:02 PM

'almost a year'? That's almost 2 rolls a week, wtf do you do with it aside from wiping your ass?

L-Pink · 09-25-2013, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom_PM

As for me, I'm a walker so it's kind of hard to pack home more than a few rolls at a time, so buying online works out great for a lot of bulky or heavy things.

Interesting, I also walk a lot everyday and make it a point to carry everything except fresh fruit/veggies/meat/fish. Those I pick up on my bike and put in saddlebags. I try to never drive my truck. Pay nothing in gas and really enjoy walking. But I never buy anything online.

Markul · 09-26-2013, 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jel

'almost a year'? That's almost 2 rolls a week, wtf do you do with it aside from wiping your ass?

We use a roll every second day, it's the girls dude. They use tons of this shit.

seeandsee · 09-26-2013, 02:35 AM

This covering you for a year?

adultchatpay · 09-26-2013, 05:12 AM

You have a nice lawn btw...

The Duck · 09-26-2013, 07:42 AM

That would almost cover my entire flat.

mineistaken · 09-26-2013, 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jel

wtf do you do with it aside from wiping your ass?

Wiping his penis

Tom_PM · 09-26-2013, 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Interesting, I also walk a lot everyday and make it a point to carry everything except fresh fruit/veggies/meat/fish. Those I pick up on my bike and put in saddlebags. I try to never drive my truck. Pay nothing in gas and really enjoy walking. But I never buy anything online.

Cool. Yeah, I just got in the habit and compare prices with my store before ever hitting the final button. I like it best when the only things I need to buy at my store are in the produce and meat sections. I don't have a bike but it's winter soon and I'm considering a sled, hehe. Otherwise I use one of those fold up hand carts.

DraX · 09-26-2013, 10:24 AM

Have you taken flu days per year and other surprises in consideration?

You never know what might deplete your toilet paper stock.

Hate seeing you go all out 1 week before the end of the year.

How the hell are you going to recover from something like that ?

mineistaken · 09-26-2013, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DraX

Hate seeing you go all out 1 week before the end of the year.

How the hell are you going to recover from something like that ?

He won't need to recover if he goes short only 1 week, since he already expecting it to last "most of the year", not whole year

johnnyloadproductions · 09-26-2013, 01:51 PM

Interesting this thread is up at the top when I logged in.

Everyone will be happy to know that I succumbed to the peer pressure in this thread and decided to mow and trim my lawn an bushes, thanks guys!

Captain Kawaii · 09-26-2013, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken

He won't need to recover if he goes short only 1 week, since he already expecting it to last "most of the year", not whole year

Call the Shithouse Crisis Management Team - I smell a crisis brewing (in my lower intestines).

Google, "Japanese washelet" - And try one. You will thank me forever. They are available in the US.

Turn that year supply into a lifetime supply. Models will love it. Trust me.

slapass · 09-26-2013, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DBS.US

http://www.amazon.com/QuiltedNorthernUltraPlushBathTissue

TP and K-cups. You're welcome

Chosen · 09-26-2013, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions

It pays to do super saver shipping on Amazon, this probably would have been close to $100 at Wal-Mart, cost me just over $48 on Amazon.

Should last most of a year.

No waste of paper, space and money.

L-Pink · 09-26-2013, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions

Everyone will be happy to know that I succumbed to the peer pressure in this thread and decided to mow and trim my lawn an bushes, thanks guys!

CaptainHowdy · 09-27-2013, 06:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gfyworldnews

http://www.amazon.com/Scotts-18115-B...rds=grass+seed

http://www.amazon.com/Husqvarna-7021...rds=lawn+mower

...

deloany4scott · 09-27-2013, 07:23 AM

it's always useful to have tons of tp at home because shit happenz

Manfap · 09-27-2013, 07:32 AM

A year? My wife will do that in about 2 weeks.. I think she eats it!

sperbonzo · 09-27-2013, 07:57 AM

Meanwhile, in a government-run workers paradise, the inevitable happens....

http://www.cnn.com/2013/09/21/world/...-toilet-paper/

"Facing shortages, Venezuela takes over toilet paper factory
By Marilia Brochetto and Greg Botelho, CNN
updated 10:05 PM EDT, Sat September 21, 2013

Venezuela occupies Paper Manufacturing Company's plant in Aragua, vice president says VP: Nation won't "allow hoarding or failures in the production and distribution" of essentials

(CNN) -- When you're running low on toilet paper and getting desperate, what do you do?

If you're the Venezuelan government, you take over a toilet paper factory.

On Saturday, Vice President Jorge Arreaza announced the "temporary occupation" of the Paper Manufacturing Company's plant in the state of Aragua. The aim, he explained, is to review the "production, marketing and distribution (of) toilet paper."

"The ... People's Defense from the Economy will not allow hoarding or failures in the production and distribution of essential commodities," the vice president said."

So basically, the government decides that manufacturers and distributers are "too greedy" so they put in price controls, as well as currency controls regarding import and exports.

These prove to be unrealistic, unworkable, and unprofitable, so lots of them go out of business....

So then the government takes over since there are now shortages....

.... I'm sure this will all work out. Central control of a market ALWAYS works out!

.

Cyber Fucker · 09-27-2013, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chosen

No waste of paper, space and money.

It also must be way more precise with cleaning than toilet paper. I'm not sure if that's a good idea for public places but for own home and 1 person use it must be a better solution.

alex.missyouth · 09-27-2013, 10:44 AM

Good to always be prepared for any kind of emergencies.

09-25-2013, 04:42 PM	#1
johnnyloadproductions Account Shutdown Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone Posts: 3,611	Toliet Paper for a year. It pays to do super saver shipping on Amazon, this probably would have been close to $100 at Wal-Mart, cost me just over $48 on Amazon. Should last most of a year.

09-25-2013, 04:56 PM	#7
fitzmulti I Like Depth Of Field! Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Las Vegas, NV, USA: 36.12318 N, 115.090219 W Posts: 14,861	I'd say that was a shitty deal...but, it actually isn't. ;-) __________________ www.SexyGirlsCash.com CONTACT // FITZMULTI AT GMAIL.COM // {Please include a message so I know you are from GFY! I get too many spam "add requests"!}

09-25-2013, 05:05 PM	#9
fitzmulti I Like Depth Of Field! Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Las Vegas, NV, USA: 36.12318 N, 115.090219 W Posts: 14,861	Oh, and... At LEAST toilet paper is one of the items that does NOT have a "NEW" or "USED" option on Amazon! ;-) __________________ www.SexyGirlsCash.com CONTACT // FITZMULTI AT GMAIL.COM // {Please include a message so I know you are from GFY! I get too many spam "add requests"!}

09-25-2013, 05:06 PM	#10
DBS.US Geo Cities Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: North Captiva Island, Florida USA Posts: 11,830	http://www.amazon.com/QuiltedNorthernUltraPlushBathTissue __________________ Make a Free Chaturbate White Label site in 34 minutes and be making money tonight

09-25-2013, 05:09 PM	#11
WoW! Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 579	Free shipping? __________________ Shemale Porn Reviews Asian Porn Reviews

09-25-2013, 04:46 PM	#2
L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	I see there are no Mexicans in Iowa.

09-25-2013, 07:24 PM	#13
SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	Dude...you're photographing and posting pics.......of toilet paper.

09-25-2013, 07:30 PM	#15
Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	That's really funny because last year around this time (mid Oct really) I got a big box of toilet paper from Amazon and I'm down to my last pack and a half. It did last me almost exactly a year and it's time to reorder, haha. I also recently got some oatmeal which can be a decent deal there when there's a coupon especially. __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

09-25-2013, 07:33 PM	#16
mineistaken See signature :) Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: ICQ 363 097 773 Posts: 29,656	bath tissue is PC name for toilet paper?

09-25-2013, 07:33 PM	#17
onwebcam Fake Nick 1.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Rent free, your head Posts: 27,653	Well if things go to shit soon looks like you got it covered. And she's probably drooling over your stockpile. __________________ PLEASE WAIT WHILE BIDEN ADMIN UNINSTALLS ITSELF..... ██████████████████▒ 99.5% complete. Last edited by onwebcam; 09-25-2013 at 07:35 PM..

09-25-2013, 08:18 PM	#18
gfyworldnews Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 176	http://www.amazon.com/Scotts-18115-B...rds=grass+seed http://www.amazon.com/Husqvarna-7021...rds=lawn+mower

09-25-2013, 08:25 PM	#20
johnnyloadproductions Account Shutdown Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone Posts: 3,611	Perhaps I'll find other uses for toliet paper, I've yet to work it into any sex acts: http://efukt.com/21091_Water,_Knives...let_Paper.html

09-25-2013, 08:30 PM	#21
ErectMedia Confirmed Chicago Pimp Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Chicago Posts: 7,100	I can't FAP to this Never got into the bulk buying shit, watched that tv show where they get a whole cart of shit for like nothing with coupons but having a lifetime of soap, toilet paper, etc... doesn't interest me as rotating stock seems like a job. __________________ Domain Name Registration Web3 Domains

09-25-2013, 08:59 PM	#24
Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	As for me, I'm a walker so it's kind of hard to pack home more than a few rolls at a time, so buying online works out great for a lot of bulky or heavy things. __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

09-25-2013, 09:00 PM	#25
SplatterMaster Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: cyberspace Posts: 790	You must not have a woman at home sucking up all the oxygen and using all the TP if that shit will last you a year

09-25-2013, 09:02 PM	#26
Jel Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 6,904	'almost a year'? That's almost 2 rolls a week, wtf do you do with it aside from wiping your ass?

09-26-2013, 02:35 AM	#29
seeandsee Check SIG! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Europe (Skype: gojkoas) Posts: 50,945	This covering you for a year? __________________ BUY MY SIG - 50$/Year Contact here

09-26-2013, 05:12 AM	#30
adultchatpay Let's Make Money Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 8,784	You have a nice lawn btw...

09-26-2013, 07:42 AM	#31
The Duck Adult Content Provider Industry Role: Join Date: May 2005 Location: Europe Posts: 18,243	That would almost cover my entire flat. __________________ Skype Horusmaia ICQ 41555245 Email [email protected]

09-26-2013, 10:24 AM	#34
DraX Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In wonderland.. Posts: 7,147	Have you taken flu days per year and other surprises in consideration? You never know what might deplete your toilet paper stock. Hate seeing you go all out 1 week before the end of the year. How the hell are you going to recover from something like that ? __________________ Deposit Today With BTC - Play With Bitcoins

09-26-2013, 01:51 PM	#36
johnnyloadproductions Account Shutdown Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone Posts: 3,611	Interesting this thread is up at the top when I logged in. Everyone will be happy to know that I succumbed to the peer pressure in this thread and decided to mow and trim my lawn an bushes, thanks guys!

09-27-2013, 07:23 AM	#42
deloany4scott Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 38	it's always useful to have tons of tp at home because shit happenz

09-27-2013, 07:32 AM	#43
Manfap Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,620	A year? My wife will do that in about 2 weeks.. I think she eats it!

09-27-2013, 07:57 AM	#44
sperbonzo I'd rather be on my boat. Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: Miami, FL Posts: 9,743	Meanwhile, in a government-run workers paradise, the inevitable happens.... http://www.cnn.com/2013/09/21/world/...-toilet-paper/ "Facing shortages, Venezuela takes over toilet paper factory By Marilia Brochetto and Greg Botelho, CNN updated 10:05 PM EDT, Sat September 21, 2013 Venezuela occupies Paper Manufacturing Company's plant in Aragua, vice president says VP: Nation won't "allow hoarding or failures in the production and distribution" of essentials (CNN) -- When you're running low on toilet paper and getting desperate, what do you do? If you're the Venezuelan government, you take over a toilet paper factory. On Saturday, Vice President Jorge Arreaza announced the "temporary occupation" of the Paper Manufacturing Company's plant in the state of Aragua. The aim, he explained, is to review the "production, marketing and distribution (of) toilet paper." "The ... People's Defense from the Economy will not allow hoarding or failures in the production and distribution of essential commodities," the vice president said." So basically, the government decides that manufacturers and distributers are "too greedy" so they put in price controls, as well as currency controls regarding import and exports. These prove to be unrealistic, unworkable, and unprofitable, so lots of them go out of business.... So then the government takes over since there are now shortages.... .... I'm sure this will all work out. Central control of a market ALWAYS works out! . __________________ Michael Sperber / Acella Financial LLC/ Online Payment Processing [email protected] / http://Acellafinancial.com/ ICQ 177961090 / Tel +1 909 NET BILL / Skype msperber

09-27-2013, 10:44 AM	#46
alex.missyouth Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 1,870	Good to always be prepared for any kind of emergencies. __________________ skype: descargasweb