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crockett · 09-19-2013, 09:23 AM

Much worse the aliens have been visiting us and likely brought life to Earth.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/sc...e-8826690.html

seeandsee · 09-19-2013, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by crockett

Much worse the aliens have been visiting us and likely brought life to Earth.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/sc...e-8826690.html

interesting, but hard to tell what is it

flashfire · 09-19-2013, 09:51 AM

they are kinda jumping to conclusions on this one

SplatterMaster · 09-19-2013, 10:17 AM

"Some of the samples were captured covered with cosmic dust, adding further credence to the idea that they have originated from space."

"The particles are very clean," added Prof Wainwright. "They don't have any dust attached to them, which again suggests they're not coming to earth. Similarly, cosmic dust isn't stuck to them, so we think they came from an aquatic environment, and the most obvious aquatic environment in space is a comet.

kurtov · 09-19-2013, 10:24 AM

Its panspermia theory!

"the theory that life on the earth originated from microorganisms or chemical precursors of life present in outer space and able to initiate life on reaching a suitable environment."

That definition sucks, but its like comets act as the universes sperm, floating around space carrying enzymes and looking for habitable planets to impregnate with life. Nifty stuff!

Captain Kawaii · 09-19-2013, 10:25 AM

Aliens taste like chicken.

Scott McD · 09-19-2013, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by kurtov

Its panspermia theory!

"the theory that life on the earth originated from microorganisms or chemical precursors of life present in outer space and able to initiate life on reaching a suitable environment."

That definition sucks, but its like comets act as sperm, inseminating planets that meet the conditions to foster and develop life.

But, but, but i thought some God dude up in the sky created everything ??

kurtov · 09-19-2013, 10:30 AM

How about this, after he finished creating the universe, he got bored and started jacking off (we are afterall made in his image right?) and it just so happens that God jizzes comets.

2MuchMark · 09-19-2013, 10:32 AM

bronco67 · 09-19-2013, 10:42 AM

Sounds more like wishful thinking to me.

96ukssob · 09-19-2013, 10:52 AM

even if aliens came to the white house, with a big sign saying "were aliens from another planet" it would be disproved. our whole society is based on region and how we are the only creatures created by God.

if that's the case, religion is then debunked as false, there is no God, which means no baby Jesus.... which means no birth of Jesus, no celebration of his birth-date, no Christmas... no Christmas shopping, no black Friday, no boost in revenue for businesses... people stay inside because they don't need to shop and save money, less car accidents, less people die... more people on earth, population gets out of hand, people get fatter from depression from no holidays, earth can't support the weight... we plummet into darkness and there is no baby Jesus to save us.

so NO FUCKING ALIENS!!!

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-19-2013, 11:24 AM

Thinking we are special, is our problem.

crockett · 09-19-2013, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by bossku69

even if aliens came to the white house, with a big sign saying "were aliens from another planet" it would be disproved. our whole society is based on region and how we are the only creatures created by God.

if that's the case, religion is then debunked as false, there is no God, which means no baby Jesus.... which means no birth of Jesus, no celebration of his birth-date, no Christmas... no Christmas shopping, no black Friday, no boost in revenue for businesses... people stay inside because they don't need to shop and save money, less car accidents, less people die... more people on earth, population gets out of hand, people get fatter from depression from no holidays, earth can't support the weight... we plummet into darkness and there is no baby Jesus to save us.

so NO FUCKING ALIENS!!!

To be fair there actually was a person named Jesus whom walked the Earth, same as most of the people with-in the bible. There is more than enough written history from many sources to prove that. The thing is its pretty unlikely he was born of a virgin lol and I'm pretty sure he didn't do all the things they claim.

My guess is he was likely a natural leader and was able to create a cult like following and his actions got bigger and bigger via word of mouth rumors.

scarlettcontent · 09-19-2013, 11:52 AM

interesting

Grapesoda · 09-19-2013, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett

To be fair there actually was a person named Jesus whom walked the Earth, same as most of the people with-in the bible. There is more than enough written history from many sources to prove that. The thing is its pretty unlikely he was born of a virgin lol and I'm pretty sure he didn't do all the things they claim.

My guess is he was likely a natural leader and was able to create a cult like following and his actions got bigger and bigger via word of mouth rumors.

possibly the last direct descendent of King David through Mary, and a political activist more so than a healer...

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