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British scientist find space aliens.
Much worse the aliens have been visiting us and likely brought life to Earth.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/sc...e-8826690.html |
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they are kinda jumping to conclusions on this one
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"Some of the samples were captured covered with cosmic dust, adding further credence to the idea that they have originated from space."
"The particles are very clean," added Prof Wainwright. "They don't have any dust attached to them, which again suggests they're not coming to earth. Similarly, cosmic dust isn't stuck to them, so we think they came from an aquatic environment, and the most obvious aquatic environment in space is a comet. |
Its panspermia theory!
"the theory that life on the earth originated from microorganisms or chemical precursors of life present in outer space and able to initiate life on reaching a suitable environment." That definition sucks, but its like comets act as the universes sperm, floating around space carrying enzymes and looking for habitable planets to impregnate with life. Nifty stuff! |
Aliens taste like chicken. :thumbsup
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How about this, after he finished creating the universe, he got bored and started jacking off (we are afterall made in his image right?) and it just so happens that God jizzes comets.
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Sounds more like wishful thinking to me.
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even if aliens came to the white house, with a big sign saying "were aliens from another planet" it would be disproved. our whole society is based on region and how we are the only creatures created by God.
if that's the case, religion is then debunked as false, there is no God, which means no baby Jesus.... which means no birth of Jesus, no celebration of his birth-date, no Christmas... no Christmas shopping, no black Friday, no boost in revenue for businesses... people stay inside because they don't need to shop and save money, less car accidents, less people die... more people on earth, population gets out of hand, people get fatter from depression from no holidays, earth can't support the weight... we plummet into darkness and there is no baby Jesus to save us. so NO FUCKING ALIENS!!! |
Thinking we are special, is our problem.
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My guess is he was likely a natural leader and was able to create a cult like following and his actions got bigger and bigger via word of mouth rumors. |
interesting
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