Orange Alert Sirens To Blow 24 hours A Day In Major Cities - GoFuckYourself.com

edcrack · 02-27-2003, 11:04 PM

Check this
http://www.theonion.com/onion3907/or...rt_sirens.html

Miss Novette · 02-28-2003, 12:27 PM

Bad Idea!

Wonder if they considered that people will just get used to the noise, like car alarms. Eventually no one will pay attention to the alarms.

SetTheWorldonFire · 02-28-2003, 12:30 PM

that would fucking suck

Kimmykim · 02-28-2003, 12:31 PM

Dude, it's the Onion.

JohnV · 02-28-2003, 12:32 PM

Eventually people will just become numb to it and ignore the whole alert system entirely

Gary · 02-28-2003, 12:32 PM

Kimmykim · 02-28-2003, 12:33 PM

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Originally posted by Gary
LOL

Yup.

JohnV · 02-28-2003, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
Dude, it's the Onion.

Some great reading there. My Marketing guy loves the Onion. He has the funniest desk-top calendar from them

asuna · 02-28-2003, 12:34 PM

Im sure this is a joke

traffictrader · 02-28-2003, 12:34 PM

the onion = not real

you want onion like articles that are real go to

fark.com

The Porn Dude · 02-28-2003, 12:35 PM

that site cracks me up at least once a day

buran · 02-28-2003, 12:41 PM

The Onion makes wed's bareable...

JohnV · 02-28-2003, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by traffictrader
the onion = not real

you want onion like articles that are real go to

fark.com

fark.com is also funny as hell. Yeah, people, Onion = funny....but in all seriousness, I still think all this warning system crap is doing is making people numb to the whole situation. Everyday were at yellow or red or some variation of red or yellow....wtf is the difference between these levels anyway.

? Low = Green
? Guarded = Blue
? Elevated = Yellow
? High = Orange
? Severe = Red

It was just lowered from Orange to Yellow....so is ok to go outside now

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