Orange Alert Sirens To Blow 24 hours A Day In Major Cities
 

Check this
http://www.theonion.com/onion3907/or...rt_sirens.html

Bad Idea!

Wonder if they considered that people will just get used to the noise, like car alarms. Eventually no one will pay attention to the alarms.

that would fucking suck :ugone2far

Dude, it's the Onion.

Eventually people will just become numb to it and ignore the whole alert system entirely:(

LOL

Yup.

Some great reading there. My Marketing guy loves the Onion. He has the funniest desk-top calendar from them:1orglaugh

Im sure this is a joke

the onion = not real

you want onion like articles that are real go to

fark.com

that site cracks me up at least once a day

The Onion makes wed's bareable...

fark.com is also funny as hell. Yeah, people, Onion = funny....but in all seriousness, I still think all this warning system crap is doing is making people numb to the whole situation. Everyday were at yellow or red or some variation of red or yellow....wtf is the difference between these levels anyway.

? Low = Green
? Guarded = Blue
? Elevated = Yellow
? High = Orange
? Severe = Red

It was just lowered from Orange to Yellow....so is ok to go outside now
:1orglaugh