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Cyber Fucker · 07-12-2013, 10:01 AM

I'm trying to work here but since around 2 hours some group of kids is shouting under my windows like crazy while parents just stare and they seem not to care. They have some grill party or something. (BTW the smell is irritating me as well.)

Such bullshit should be forbidden by law.
WTF!? I can't fucking focus. Should I go there and tell their parents to calm the shit down? Or walk to the shop in the meanwhile with hope that when I will be back they will be gone?
Any tips to deal with a noise. Earplugs seem to not work very well. I also have no audio hardware with enough power to drown out them with some metal music. Help me please! I can't focus on coding when the noise is coming.

PHP Code:


			
<?php

echo "Silence Mofos!"

or die("If you can't stfu!");

?>

NaughtyRob · 07-12-2013, 10:04 AM

Get noise cancelling headphones.

Scott McD · 07-12-2013, 10:04 AM

You own a gun, right ??

Cyber Fucker · 07-12-2013, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

You own a gun, right ??

Nope, unfortunately.

Cyber Fucker · 07-12-2013, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyRob

Get noise cancelling headphones.

To be honest I have never tried any, perhaps I should get one. I will look up some reviews and order some.

Dankasaur · 07-12-2013, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyber Fucker

I'm trying to work here but since around 2 hours some group of kids is shouting under my windows like crazy while parents just stare and they seem not to care. They have some grill party or something. (BTW the smell is irritating me as well.)

Such bullshit should be forbidden by law.
WTF!? I can't fucking focus. Should I go there and tell their parents to calm the shit down? Or walk to the shop in the meanwhile with hope that when I will be back they will be gone?
Any tips to deal with a noise. Earplugs seem to not work very well. I also have no audio hardware with enough power to drown out them with some metal music. Help me please! I can't focus on coding when the noise is coming.

PHP Code:


			
<?php

echo "Silence Mofos!"

or die("If you can't stfu!");

?>

Sorry about your noise, but lets talk about more pressing topics... Like this atrocious code... WHYYYY would you "or die()" on an echo statement? Both will return TRUE therefore, your result will just be "1"...

*me puts his nose back into TextMate and hacks more on his framework*

Cyber Fucker · 07-12-2013, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dankasaur

Sorry about your noise, but lets talk about more pressing topics... Like this atrocious code... WHYYYY would you "or die()" on an echo statement? Both will return TRUE therefore, your result will just be "1"...

*me puts his nose back into TextMate and hacks more on his framework*

Yeah, I know it doesn't make any sense nor the code I'm writing right now does, that's the point.
I blame it on these spoiled shouting kids or perhaps I should blame on their parents.

blackmonsters · 07-12-2013, 10:53 AM

Drink beer and stfu.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 07-12-2013, 11:02 AM

ADG

Dankasaur · 07-12-2013, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyber Fucker

Yeah, I know it doesn't make any sense nor the code I'm writing right now does, that's the point.
I blame it on these spoiled shouting kids or perhaps I should blame on their parents.

It's all good man.

mrgica · 07-12-2013, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyber Fucker

They have some grill party or something. (BTW the smell is irritating me as well.)

Such bullshit should be forbidden by law.

Yea people should not be allowed to socialize and have fun offline!

Cyber Fucker · 07-12-2013, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters

Drink beer and stfu.

Yes, I know it's Friday but I'm a hard-worker, I have some serious plans that can't wait any longer. I will party later after most plans will be realized, it may take a few years and such noisy fuckers like these are only prolonging it.

Rochard · 07-12-2013, 11:14 AM

Time to move.

Tofu · 07-12-2013, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

ADG

I heard this guy can tape your buns together.

.

mrgica · 07-12-2013, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters

Drink beer and stfu.

Cheers

Cyber Fucker · 07-12-2013, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

Time to move.

Meh, I like it here and usually this is very nice and quiet place. But indeed in future I want to have a house with safe distance from all neighbors and streets.

_Richard_ · 07-12-2013, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

ADG

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 07-12-2013, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_

ADG

Zeiss · 07-12-2013, 02:17 PM

A shotgun will do. Get one. Sometimes even shooting in the air works.

The Heron · 07-12-2013, 02:22 PM

Join the party, stop being an asshat

SuckOnThis · 07-12-2013, 02:31 PM

Start pissing in a bucket and throw it out your window.

bronco67 · 07-12-2013, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyber Fucker

I'm trying to work here but since around 2 hours some group of kids is shouting under my windows like crazy while parents just stare and they seem not to care. They have some grill party or something. (BTW the smell is irritating me as well.)

Such bullshit should be forbidden by law.
WTF!? I can't fucking focus. Should I go there and tell their parents to calm the shit down? Or walk to the shop in the meanwhile with hope that when I will be back they will be gone?
Any tips to deal with a noise. Earplugs seem to not work very well. I also have no audio hardware with enough power to drown out them with some metal music. Help me please! I can't focus on coding when the noise is coming.

PHP Code:


			
<?php

echo "Silence Mofos!"

or die("If you can't stfu!");

?>

No one can hear you screaming on the internet. You should try opening your window.

freecartoonporn · 07-13-2013, 06:23 AM

even heard of soundproof windows ?
try them.

AllAboutCams · 07-13-2013, 07:05 AM

Come here and listen to my neighbors dubstep 7 days a week

L-Pink · 07-13-2013, 07:12 AM

Under Florida's stop that sound law you could shoot them.

keysync · 07-13-2013, 05:30 PM

That solves it.. Move to Florida

georgeyw · 07-13-2013, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dankasaur

Sorry about your noise, but lets talk about more pressing topics... Like this atrocious code... WHYYYY would you "or die()" on an echo statement? Both will return TRUE therefore, your result will just be "1"...

*me puts his nose back into TextMate and hacks more on his framework*

I thought the same after reading the post "WTF is that bullshit code, atleast make an if/else cos echo/die is retarded"

Cyber Fucker · 07-14-2013, 06:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Heron

Join the party, stop being an asshat

I'm not an asshat, their parents are. And even if I am asshat I'm a rightful asshat.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AllAboutCams

Come here and listen to my neighbors dubstep 7 days a week

Sorry to hear that man. I guess your situation is a way more fucked up.

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Under Florida's stop that sound law you could shoot them.

Quote:

Originally Posted by keysync

That solves it.. Move to Florida

Lol that sounds like a good law there.

Quote:

Originally Posted by georgeyw

I thought the same after reading the post "WTF is that bullshit code, atleast make an if/else cos echo/die is retarded"

To be honest I'm not advanced in programing and I'm still learning. And I focus on smaller things and planing when it comes to php the largest chunks of code writes my buddy. But as explained above it doesn't supposed to make any sense. Did I committed an conscious unforgivable code blasphemy?

PHP Code:


			
<?php
if ((include 'gofuckyourself.msg') !== 1)
{
    die('Better? Now Go Fuck Yourself.');
}

else {
    echo 'Go Fuck Yourself anyway';
}

?>

CamTraffic · 07-14-2013, 06:45 AM

Solution: get naked and hang out on your balcony with a porn Movie volume all the way up in the background

Cyber Fucker · 07-14-2013, 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamTraffic

Solution: get naked and hang out on your balcony with a porn Movie volume all the way up in the background

Holy fuck my friend, this might be the SOLUTION!!!

I should have thought about it before! I just need to find some good one and that should be enough even without getting naked part.

Dankasaur · 07-14-2013, 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyber Fucker

I'm not an asshat, their parents are. And even if I am asshat I'm a rightful asshat.

Sorry to hear that man. I guess your situation is a way more fucked up.

Lol that sounds like a good law there.

To be honest I'm not advanced in programing and I'm still learning. And I focus on smaller things and planing when it comes to php the largest chunks of code writes my buddy. But as explained above it doesn't supposed to make any sense. Did I committed an conscious unforgivable code blasphemy?

PHP Code:


			
<?php

if ((include 'gofuckyourself.msg') !== 1)

{

    die('Better? Now Go Fuck Yourself.');

}



else {

    echo 'Go Fuck Yourself anyway';

}



?>

Oh god that code's even worse.

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