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Cyber Fucker 07-12-2013 10:01 AM
OMG Silence Motherfuckers!!!
 
I'm trying to work here but since around 2 hours some group of kids is shouting under my windows like crazy while parents just stare and they seem not to care. They have some grill party or something. (BTW the smell is irritating me as well.) :mad: Such bullshit should be forbidden by law.
WTF!? I can't fucking focus. Should I go there and tell their parents to calm the shit down? Or walk to the shop in the meanwhile with hope that when I will be back they will be gone?
Any tips to deal with a noise. Earplugs seem to not work very well. I also have no audio hardware with enough power to drown out them with some metal music. Help me please! I can't focus on coding when the noise is coming. :helpme


PHP Code:
<?php
echo "Silence Mofos!"
or die("If you can't stfu!");
?>

NaughtyRob 07-12-2013 10:04 AM
Get noise cancelling headphones.

Scott McD 07-12-2013 10:04 AM
You own a gun, right ??

Cyber Fucker 07-12-2013 10:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 19714248)
You own a gun, right ??
Nope, unfortunately. :(

Cyber Fucker 07-12-2013 10:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NaughtyRob (Post 19714247)
Get noise cancelling headphones.
To be honest I have never tried any, perhaps I should get one. I will look up some reviews and order some.

Dankasaur 07-12-2013 10:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cyber Fucker (Post 19714238)
I'm trying to work here but since around 2 hours some group of kids is shouting under my windows like crazy while parents just stare and they seem not to care. They have some grill party or something. (BTW the smell is irritating me as well.) :mad: Such bullshit should be forbidden by law.
WTF!? I can't fucking focus. Should I go there and tell their parents to calm the shit down? Or walk to the shop in the meanwhile with hope that when I will be back they will be gone?
Any tips to deal with a noise. Earplugs seem to not work very well. I also have no audio hardware with enough power to drown out them with some metal music. Help me please! I can't focus on coding when the noise is coming. :helpme


PHP Code:
<?php
echo "Silence Mofos!"
or die("If you can't stfu!");
?>
Sorry about your noise, but lets talk about more pressing topics... Like this atrocious code... WHYYYY would you "or die()" on an echo statement? Both will return TRUE therefore, your result will just be "1"...


*me puts his nose back into TextMate and hacks more on his framework*

Cyber Fucker 07-12-2013 10:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dankasaur (Post 19714301)
Sorry about your noise, but lets talk about more pressing topics... Like this atrocious code... WHYYYY would you "or die()" on an echo statement? Both will return TRUE therefore, your result will just be "1"...


*me puts his nose back into TextMate and hacks more on his framework*
Yeah, I know it doesn't make any sense nor the code I'm writing right now does, that's the point.
I blame it on these spoiled shouting kids or perhaps I should blame on their parents. :(

blackmonsters 07-12-2013 10:53 AM
Drink beer and stfu.

:1orglaugh

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:stoned

ADG

Dankasaur 07-12-2013 11:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cyber Fucker (Post 19714322)
Yeah, I know it doesn't make any sense nor the code I'm writing right now does, that's the point.
I blame it on these spoiled shouting kids or perhaps I should blame on their parents. :(
It's all good man. :thumbsup

mrgica 07-12-2013 11:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cyber Fucker (Post 19714238)
They have some grill party or something. (BTW the smell is irritating me as well.) :mad: Such bullshit should be forbidden by law.
Yea people should not be allowed to socialize and have fun offline! :Oh crap :winkwink:

Cyber Fucker 07-12-2013 11:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 19714328)
Drink beer and stfu.

:1orglaugh
Yes, I know it's Friday but I'm a hard-worker, I have some serious plans that can't wait any longer. I will party later after most plans will be realized, it may take a few years and such noisy fuckers like these are only prolonging it. :Oh crap

Rochard 07-12-2013 11:14 AM
Time to move.

Tofu 07-12-2013 11:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 19714344)
http://i43.tinypic.com/izmg7c.jpg
I heard this guy can tape your buns together.



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mrgica 07-12-2013 11:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 19714328)
Drink beer and stfu.

:1orglaugh
Cheers :drinkup

Cyber Fucker 07-12-2013 11:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 19714373)
Time to move.
Meh, I like it here and usually this is very nice and quiet place. But indeed in future I want to have a house with safe distance from all neighbors and streets.

_Richard_ 07-12-2013 11:24 AM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/6c236a5a4...s2i7o1_500.gif

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 07-12-2013 02:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 19714389)
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-tJOf2coRej...question-1.jpg

:stoned

ADG

Zeiss 07-12-2013 02:17 PM
A shotgun will do. Get one. Sometimes even shooting in the air works. :1orglaugh

The Heron 07-12-2013 02:22 PM
Join the party, stop being an asshat

SuckOnThis 07-12-2013 02:31 PM
Start pissing in a bucket and throw it out your window.

bronco67 07-12-2013 08:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cyber Fucker (Post 19714238)
I'm trying to work here but since around 2 hours some group of kids is shouting under my windows like crazy while parents just stare and they seem not to care. They have some grill party or something. (BTW the smell is irritating me as well.) :mad: Such bullshit should be forbidden by law.
WTF!? I can't fucking focus. Should I go there and tell their parents to calm the shit down? Or walk to the shop in the meanwhile with hope that when I will be back they will be gone?
Any tips to deal with a noise. Earplugs seem to not work very well. I also have no audio hardware with enough power to drown out them with some metal music. Help me please! I can't focus on coding when the noise is coming. :helpme


PHP Code:
<?php
echo "Silence Mofos!"
or die("If you can't stfu!");
?>
No one can hear you screaming on the internet. You should try opening your window.

freecartoonporn 07-13-2013 06:23 AM
even heard of soundproof windows ?
try them.

AllAboutCams 07-13-2013 07:05 AM
Come here and listen to my neighbors dubstep 7 days a week

L-Pink 07-13-2013 07:12 AM
Under Florida's stop that sound law you could shoot them.

keysync 07-13-2013 05:30 PM
:1orglaugh
That solves it.. Move to Florida

georgeyw 07-13-2013 05:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dankasaur (Post 19714301)
Sorry about your noise, but lets talk about more pressing topics... Like this atrocious code... WHYYYY would you "or die()" on an echo statement? Both will return TRUE therefore, your result will just be "1"...


*me puts his nose back into TextMate and hacks more on his framework*
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I thought the same after reading the post "WTF is that bullshit code, atleast make an if/else cos echo/die is retarded" :thumbsup

Cyber Fucker 07-14-2013 06:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Heron (Post 19714651)
Join the party, stop being an asshat
I'm not an asshat, their parents are. And even if I am asshat I'm a rightful asshat.

Quote:
Originally Posted by AllAboutCams (Post 19715311)
Come here and listen to my neighbors dubstep 7 days a week
Sorry to hear that man. I guess your situation is a way more fucked up.

Quote:
Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19715316)
Under Florida's stop that sound law you could shoot them.
Quote:
Originally Posted by keysync (Post 19715813)
:1orglaugh
That solves it.. Move to Florida
Lol that sounds like a good law there.

Quote:
Originally Posted by georgeyw (Post 19715828)
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I thought the same after reading the post "WTF is that bullshit code, atleast make an if/else cos echo/die is retarded" :thumbsup

To be honest I'm not advanced in programing and I'm still learning. And I focus on smaller things and planing when it comes to php the largest chunks of code writes my buddy. But as explained above it doesn't supposed to make any sense. Did I committed an conscious unforgivable code blasphemy?

PHP Code:
<?php
if ((include 'gofuckyourself.msg') !== 1)
{
    die('Better? Now Go Fuck Yourself.');
}

else {
    echo 'Go Fuck Yourself anyway';
}

?>

CamTraffic 07-14-2013 06:45 AM
Solution: get naked and hang out on your balcony with a porn Movie volume all the way up in the background

Cyber Fucker 07-14-2013 06:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CamTraffic (Post 19716501)
Solution: get naked and hang out on your balcony with a porn Movie volume all the way up in the background
Holy fuck my friend, this might be the SOLUTION!!! :thumbsup
I should have thought about it before! I just need to find some good one and that should be enough even without getting naked part. :pimp

Dankasaur 07-14-2013 07:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cyber Fucker (Post 19716485)
I'm not an asshat, their parents are. And even if I am asshat I'm a rightful asshat.



Sorry to hear that man. I guess your situation is a way more fucked up.





Lol that sounds like a good law there.




To be honest I'm not advanced in programing and I'm still learning. And I focus on smaller things and planing when it comes to php the largest chunks of code writes my buddy. But as explained above it doesn't supposed to make any sense. Did I committed an conscious unforgivable code blasphemy?

PHP Code:
<?php
if ((include 'gofuckyourself.msg') !== 1)
{
    die('Better? Now Go Fuck Yourself.');
}

else {
    echo 'Go Fuck Yourself anyway';
}

?>
Oh god that code's even worse. :1orglaugh


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