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Dirty F · 04-29-2013, 04:28 PM

Is at a circumcision?

Webmaster Advertising · 04-29-2013, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F

Is at a circumcision?

Depends on if they suck the wound or not first.

Supz · 04-29-2013, 05:38 PM

Yea, because Europeans are known to be good tippers.

CDSmith · 04-29-2013, 06:13 PM

My dad once referred to a cash register as a Jewish Piano.

At the time I laughed, but I know now that that was wrong. :D

Manfap · 04-29-2013, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Supz

Yea, because Europeans are known to be good tippers.

Because people in the service industry in Europe are paid a fair wage, rather than shafted by their employers.

Colmike9 · 04-29-2013, 11:47 PM

Peter Griffin: "Do you charge a lot for your circumcisions?"
Rabbi: "No, I just keep the tips."

Supz · 04-29-2013, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Manfap

Because people in the service industry in Europe are paid a fair wage, rather than shafted by their employers.

Pretty much, but in Europe, without tips. There is no waiter going home with 300+ a night. Where in the US in most decent restaurants. A career waiter has the possibilities of making this. Even in some chain restaurant.

Harmon · 04-30-2013, 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Supz

Pretty much, but in Europe, without tips. There is no waiter going home with 300+ a night. Where in the US in most decent restaurants. A career waiter has the possibilities of making this. Even in some chain restaurant.

I'm pretty sure both of you clowns totally missed the point of this thread

2013 · 04-30-2013, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

I'm pretty sure both of you clowns totally missed the point of this thread

post a nasty pic here

brassmonkey · 04-30-2013, 12:26 AM

EranG · 04-30-2013, 02:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Supz

Yea, because Europeans are known to be good tippers.

oh yeah.... aspecially the Dutch people
they are "BIG TIME" tippers

FAIL THREAD!

CurrentlySober · 04-30-2013, 02:58 AM

i cant afford a circ to be jewish, nor leave a tip...

Dirty F · 04-30-2013, 03:23 AM

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Originally Posted by EranG

oh yeah.... aspecially the Dutch people
they are "BIG TIME" tippers

FAIL THREAD!

Maybe it's you failing to get the joke.

Idiot.

Amazing how nobody seems to get it.

Harmon · 04-30-2013, 03:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F

Maybe it's you failing to get the joke.

Idiot.

Amazing how nobody seems to get it.

I did lol

Dirty F · 04-30-2013, 03:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

I did lol

Yeah you did

MikeRoth · 04-30-2013, 04:15 AM

I knew exactly where this was going

candyflip · 04-30-2013, 04:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Supz

Pretty much, but in Europe, without tips. There is no waiter going home with 300+ a night. Where in the US in most decent restaurants. A career waiter has the possibilities of making this. Even in some chain restaurant.

I once knew a guy when I lived in Orlando, who sometimes was able to clear $2500 in a week.

He bused tables in a giant Ponderosa buffet.

sperbonzo · 04-30-2013, 05:06 AM

I'm not sure. I'm a Jew, and I tip, generally 20%. I don't know a jew that doesn't tip. The only people that I know that don't tip or severely under-tip are Europeans and South Americans.

Joke fail....

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Dirty F · 04-30-2013, 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by sperbonzo

I'm not sure. I'm a Jew, and I tip, generally 20%. I don't know a jew that doesn't tip. The only people that I know that don't tip or severely under-tip are Europeans and South Americans.

Joke fail....

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The joke only failed because you didn't get it.

Man, it really isn't that hard.
English isn't my first language and i got it right away.

My mom always told me i'm special. Maybe this is true.

Dirty F · 04-30-2013, 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by sperbonzo

I'm not sure. I'm a Jew, and I tip, generally 20%. I don't know a jew that doesn't tip. The only people that I know that don't tip or severely under-tip are Europeans and South Americans.

Joke fail....

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When other people mention they got the joke didn't you think for a second, hey maybe i'm not getting the joke and should not respond with something stupid because it will make me look like an idiot?

sperbonzo · 04-30-2013, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F

When other people mention they got the joke didn't you think for a second, hey maybe i'm not getting the joke and should not respond with something stupid because it will make me look like an idiot?

Actually I relish the "idiot" role. I find it very revealing when people, who don't get the more subtle point that I am making, classify me as an "idiot". It lets me know where I stand.

The fact that people "get" a very very old, very obvious and well worn joke is certainly not a source of surprise to me. Is it surprising to you? EVERYONE on the thread got the joke. Some of them just chose to talk about something else. I have a ton of old "jew" jokes, and everybody would "get" them. I have jokes about pretty much every single ethnicity on earth, and everyone would get them.

Did you think this joke was somehow new and clever? I'm curious....

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pornguy · 04-30-2013, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Manfap

Because people in the service industry in Europe are paid a fair wage, rather than shafted by their employers.

Really? How much does a waiter make? How much does an apartment cost? Electric food etc.

Would love to know.

We spoke with a really cool guy in Rome and he told us the average waiter in his place did about 300 euros a week. He had to share an apartment with friends so they could have a place that was not a roach infested dump.

Dirty F · 04-30-2013, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by sperbonzo

Actually I relish the "idiot" role. I find it very revealing when people, who don't get the more subtle point that I am making, classify me as an "idiot". It lets me know where I stand.

The fact that people "get" a very very old, very obvious and well worn joke is certainly not a source of surprise to me. Is it surprising to you? EVERYONE on the thread got the joke. Some of them just chose to talk about something else. I have a ton of old "jew" jokes, and everybody would "get" them. I have jokes about pretty much every single ethnicity on earth, and everyone would get them.

Did you think this joke was somehow new and clever? I'm curious....

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No, everybody obviously doesn't get it. Instead they get upset and starting yelling racism.

Supz · 04-30-2013, 08:13 AM

So the Jewish guy 'didnt' get it. Thats why its not funny. Its not funny because its anti-semitic, even if its about circumcisions. Fucking idiot.

Zester · 04-30-2013, 08:14 AM

EDIT:nevermind

sperbonzo · 04-30-2013, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F

No, everybody obviously doesn't get it. Instead they get upset and starting yelling racism.

Dude, who yelled racism? I was just being quietly sarcastic. Sorry.

From now on I will just put up laughing emoticons so that I won't hurt your feelings.

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brassmonkey · 04-30-2013, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F

The joke only failed because you didn't get it.

Man, it really isn't that hard.
English isn't my first language and i got it right away.

My mom always told me i'm special. Maybe this is true.

esta a sua língua?

MaDalton · 04-30-2013, 08:18 AM

and i thought jewish men get circumsized cause jewish women don't take anything without 20% off...

Harmon · 04-30-2013, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

and i thought jewish men get circumsized cause jewish women don't take anything without 20% off...

Supz · 04-30-2013, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by sperbonzo

Dude, who yelled racism? I was just being quietly sarcastic. Sorry.

From now on I will just put up laughing emoticons so that I won't hurt your feelings.

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It wasn't racist, it was anti-semitic. They are a bit different.

DamianJ · 04-30-2013, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by EranG

oh yeah.... aspecially the Dutch people
they are "BIG TIME" tippers

FAIL THREAD!

Supz · 04-30-2013, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

and i thought jewish men get circumsized cause jewish women don't take anything without 20% off...

A german making a joke about a jew. No surprise here I guess.

MaDalton · 04-30-2013, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Supz

A german making a joke about a jew. No surprise here I guess.

trust me, i fought with me for a while...

but since a jew told me that joke i thought it's kosher...

Supz · 04-30-2013, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

trust me, i fought with me for a while...

but since a jew told me that joke i thought it's kosher...

You should have fought harder.

Manfap · 04-30-2013, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

Really? How much does a waiter make? How much does an apartment cost? Electric food etc.

Would love to know.

We spoke with a really cool guy in Rome and he told us the average waiter in his place did about 300 euros a week. He had to share an apartment with friends so they could have a place that was not a roach infested dump.

Most of Italy is like that, the cost of living re wages is bad.. but they do get a wage.. rather than in the US alot of places pay like what $2 an hour + tips. They´re probably on $10+ an hour.

And that was Rome.. Doubt many waiters in NYC live in penthouses?

Dankasaur · 04-30-2013, 08:41 AM

I was circumcised. I'm not even a full blown Jew, only Jew-ish! Now my penis is so small if it gets a degree colder I have a vagina!

Webmaster Advertising · 04-30-2013, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

I'm pretty sure both of you clowns totally missed the point of this thread

Anne Frankly, it doesn't really matter if they can Nazi the joke.

Supz · 04-30-2013, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Manfap

Most of Italy is like that, the cost of living re wages is bad.. but they do get a wage.. rather than in the US alot of places pay like what $2 an hour + tips. They´re probably on $10+ an hour.

And that was Rome.. Doubt many waiters in NYC live in penthouses?

I doubt waiters anywhere live in Penthouses. You gave up the dream of living in a penthouse when you become a waiter. But in many restaurants in NYC you can earn a very good living and make it a career.

sperbonzo · 04-30-2013, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

and i thought jewish men get circumsized cause jewish women don't take anything without 20% off...

NICE!!!!!

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SuckOnThis · 04-30-2013, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

and i thought jewish men get circumsized cause jewish women don't take anything without 20% off...

MaDalton · 04-30-2013, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Supz

You should have fought harder.

sorry man, but i don't let myself talk into a guilt trip for something that happened 70 years ago

i have done enough in my life to oppose Nazis in our times and that i am not one of them you can ask people like Sperbonzo, JStyles or Marina about..

you could have also asked my grandparents which disinherited me for calling them Nazis - but they're dead anyways

and when i can take it with humor to be called a kraut or having made fun of me because german is not actually a very romantic language, you should also have a look for your sense of humor for jewish stereotypes..

kthxbye

Dirty F · 04-30-2013, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by sperbonzo

NICE!!!!!

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God, you're a such a kid. Now you act as if that joke is hilarious to make us forget you didn't get the first joke and were all upset.

Dirty F · 04-30-2013, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

sorry man, but i don't let myself talk into a guilt trip for something that happened 70 years ago

i have done enough in my life to oppose Nazis in our times and that i am not one of them you can ask people like Sperbonzo, JStyles or Marina about..

you could have also asked my grandparents which disinherited me for calling them Nazis - but they're dead anyways

and when i can take it with humor to be called a kraut or having made fun of me because german is not actually a very romantic language, you should also have a look for your sense of humor for jewish stereotypes..

kthxbye

People who blame you for what happened 70 years ago are fucking idiots.

sperbonzo · 04-30-2013, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F

God, you're a such a kid. Now you act as if that joke is hilarious to make us forget you didn't get the first joke and were all upset.

No. Get over yourself. The difference is that the first joke was so old that I heard it when I WAS a kid... (I'm 50 years old, btw), the second joke is one that I've never heard before that was actually pretty funny. I tell jewish jokes all the time. Some are funny, some are just old and lame.

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baddog · 04-30-2013, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Manfap

Because people in the service industry in Europe are paid a fair wage, rather than shafted by their employers.

http://www.dw.de/german-minimum-wage...vide/a-2509258

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Originally Posted by EranG

oh yeah.... aspecially the Dutch people
they are "BIG TIME" tippers

I remember when I was a kid that she would never date Dutch guys because they were so cheap. http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Dutch+treat

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Originally Posted by Dirty F

Maybe it's you failing to get the joke.

Idiot.

Amazing how nobody seems to get it.

We all get it; it was kind of funny in 1972

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

and i thought jewish men get circumsized cause jewish women don't take anything without 20% off...

Now, that was pretty funny.

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Originally Posted by Supz

A german making a joke about a jew. No surprise here I guess.

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Originally Posted by sperbonzo

No. Get over yourself. The difference is that the first joke was so old that I heard it when I WAS a kid... (I'm 50 years old, btw), the second joke is one that I've never heard before that was actually pretty funny. I tell jewish jokes all the time. Some are funny, some are just old and lame.

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With talk like that you are going to find yourself on his ignore list.

brassmonkey · 04-30-2013, 10:20 AM

Ferus · 04-30-2013, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

sorry man, but i don't let myself talk into a guilt trip for something that happened 70 years ago

i have done enough in my life to oppose Nazis in our times and that i am not one of them you can ask people like Sperbonzo, JStyles or Marina about..

you could have also asked my grandparents which disinherited me for calling them Nazis - but they're dead anyways

and when i can take it with humor to be called a kraut or having made fun of me because german is not actually a very romantic language, you should also have a look for your sense of humor for jewish stereotypes..

kthxbye

Bald German = Nazi
It's a fact proven science and history.

Dirty F · 04-30-2013, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Ferus

Bald German = Nazi
It's a fact proven science and history.

You have a point there

pornguy · 04-30-2013, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Manfap

Most of Italy is like that, the cost of living re wages is bad.. but they do get a wage.. rather than in the US alot of places pay like what $2 an hour + tips. They´re probably on $10+ an hour.

And that was Rome.. Doubt many waiters in NYC live in penthouses?

No but most of the waiters in know in the us pull 120$ plus per night and some over 200 working 4 to 6 nights a week. You can rent a decent apartment for 600 a month.

pornguy · 04-30-2013, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by sperbonzo

No. Get over yourself. The difference is that the first joke was so old that I heard it when I WAS a kid... (I'm 50 years old, btw),

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Holy shit your old dude..

Just joking of course.

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Supz Arthur Flegenheimer Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: New York City Posts: 11,056	So the Jewish guy 'didnt' get it. Thats why its not funny. Its not funny because its anti-semitic, even if its about circumcisions. Fucking idiot.

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