Is at a circumcision?
Is it true that the only time a jew leaves a tip
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Peter Griffin: "Do you charge a lot for your circumcisions?"
Rabbi: "No, I just keep the tips."
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Pretty much, but in Europe, without tips. There is no waiter going home with 300+ a night. Where in the US in most decent restaurants. A career waiter has the possibilities of making this. Even in some chain restaurant.Last edited by Supz; 04-29-2013, 10:50 PM.Comment
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I'm pretty sure both of you clowns totally missed the point of this thread
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I once knew a guy when I lived in Orlando, who sometimes was able to clear $2500 in a week.
He bused tables in a giant Ponderosa buffet.Comment
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I'm not sure. I'm a Jew, and I tip, generally 20%. I don't know a jew that doesn't tip. The only people that I know that don't tip or severely under-tip are Europeans and South Americans.
Joke fail....
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The joke only failed because you didn't get it.
Man, it really isn't that hard.
English isn't my first language and i got it right away.
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When other people mention they got the joke didn't you think for a second, hey maybe i'm not getting the joke and should not respond with something stupid because it will make me look like an idiot?Comment
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Actually I relish the "idiot" role. I find it very revealing when people, who don't get the more subtle point that I am making, classify me as an "idiot". It lets me know where I stand.
The fact that people "get" a very very old, very obvious and well worn joke is certainly not a source of surprise to me. Is it surprising to you? EVERYONE on the thread got the joke. Some of them just chose to talk about something else. I have a ton of old "jew" jokes, and everybody would "get" them. I have jokes about pretty much every single ethnicity on earth, and everyone would get them.
Did you think this joke was somehow new and clever? I'm curious....



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Really? How much does a waiter make? How much does an apartment cost? Electric food etc.
Would love to know.
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No, everybody obviously doesn't get it. Instead they get upset and starting yelling racism.Actually I relish the "idiot" role. I find it very revealing when people, who don't get the more subtle point that I am making, classify me as an "idiot". It lets me know where I stand.
The fact that people "get" a very very old, very obvious and well worn joke is certainly not a source of surprise to me. Is it surprising to you? EVERYONE on the thread got the joke. Some of them just chose to talk about something else. I have a ton of old "jew" jokes, and everybody would "get" them. I have jokes about pretty much every single ethnicity on earth, and everyone would get them.
Did you think this joke was somehow new and clever? I'm curious....



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and i thought jewish men get circumsized cause jewish women don't take anything without 20% off...Comment
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Most of Italy is like that, the cost of living re wages is bad.. but they do get a wage.. rather than in the US alot of places pay like what $2 an hour + tips. They´re probably on $10+ an hour.Really? How much does a waiter make? How much does an apartment cost? Electric food etc.
Would love to know.
We spoke with a really cool guy in Rome and he told us the average waiter in his place did about 300 euros a week. He had to share an apartment with friends so they could have a place that was not a roach infested dump.
And that was Rome.. Doubt many waiters in NYC live in penthouses?Comment
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I doubt waiters anywhere live in Penthouses. You gave up the dream of living in a penthouse when you become a waiter. But in many restaurants in NYC you can earn a very good living and make it a career.Comment
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sorry man, but i don't let myself talk into a guilt trip for something that happened 70 years ago
i have done enough in my life to oppose Nazis in our times and that i am not one of them you can ask people like Sperbonzo, JStyles or Marina about..
you could have also asked my grandparents which disinherited me for calling them Nazis - but they're dead anyways
and when i can take it with humor to be called a kraut or having made fun of me because german is not actually a very romantic language, you should also have a look for your sense of humor for jewish stereotypes..
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People who blame you for what happened 70 years ago are fucking idiots.sorry man, but i don't let myself talk into a guilt trip for something that happened 70 years ago
i have done enough in my life to oppose Nazis in our times and that i am not one of them you can ask people like Sperbonzo, JStyles or Marina about..
you could have also asked my grandparents which disinherited me for calling them Nazis - but they're dead anyways
and when i can take it with humor to be called a kraut or having made fun of me because german is not actually a very romantic language, you should also have a look for your sense of humor for jewish stereotypes..
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No. Get over yourself. The difference is that the first joke was so old that I heard it when I WAS a kid... (I'm 50 years old, btw), the second joke is one that I've never heard before that was actually pretty funny. I tell jewish jokes all the time. Some are funny, some are just old and lame.
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http://www.dw.de/german-minimum-wage...vide/a-2509258
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We all get it; it was kind of funny in 1972
Now, that was pretty funny.

With talk like that you are going to find yourself on his ignore list.No. Get over yourself. The difference is that the first joke was so old that I heard it when I WAS a kid... (I'm 50 years old, btw), the second joke is one that I've never heard before that was actually pretty funny. I tell jewish jokes all the time. Some are funny, some are just old and lame.
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Bald German = Nazisorry man, but i don't let myself talk into a guilt trip for something that happened 70 years ago
i have done enough in my life to oppose Nazis in our times and that i am not one of them you can ask people like Sperbonzo, JStyles or Marina about..
you could have also asked my grandparents which disinherited me for calling them Nazis - but they're dead anyways
and when i can take it with humor to be called a kraut or having made fun of me because german is not actually a very romantic language, you should also have a look for your sense of humor for jewish stereotypes..
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It's a fact proven science and history.Comment
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No but most of the waiters in know in the us pull 120$ plus per night and some over 200 working 4 to 6 nights a week. You can rent a decent apartment for 600 a month.PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic
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