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Old 04-23-2013, 01:07 PM   #1
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It pays to never give up
I resolved my pending court case today and managed to get just a tiny bit LESS than the minimum sentence. Sure, it was not dismissed, but without spending thousands NO ONE wins. So. I can live with it.

Any time you have tough times (REAL ones, not breaking a nail or your gardener not showing up) remember my patented saying:


I'LL NEVER GIVE UP, BECAUSE FUCK YOU.
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Old 04-23-2013, 01:09 PM   #2
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how many years did you get?
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Old 04-23-2013, 01:10 PM   #3
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how many years did you get?
Drunken fuckin bum
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Old 04-23-2013, 01:13 PM   #4
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Any time you have tough times (REAL ones, not breaking a nail or your gardener not showing up) remember my patented saying:

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I'LL NEVER GIVE UP, BECAUSE FUCK YOU.
Of course, when times get tough the first thing I'll call on for strength are the idiotic ramblings of a dysfunctional drunk from GoFuckYourself.com

god bless
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Old 04-23-2013, 01:32 PM   #5
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So you are a two time convicted drunk driver now, congrats.
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Old 04-23-2013, 01:34 PM   #6
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So you are a two time convicted drunk driver now, congrats.
Anyone who knows me would tell you I ALWAYS leave my car if I've had more than one drink. Always. They'll also tell you how many times I have put complete strangers into a cab, at my own expense, rather than allowing them to drive drunk.

So up your nuts there cocheez
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Old 04-23-2013, 01:35 PM   #7
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Of course, when times get tough the first thing I'll call on for strength are the idiotic ramblings of a dysfunctional drunk from GoFuckYourself.com

god bless
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Old 04-23-2013, 01:36 PM   #8
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how many years did you get?
Eighty four months, my third distribution charge, mane!!




Just kidding genius
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Old 04-23-2013, 01:39 PM   #9
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Congrats I guess. Now stay out of trouble.
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Old 04-23-2013, 01:44 PM   #10
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How much actual jail time did you get? 5 days? Or is it just nights. I assume you drew just short of 90 days probation? Did that end up house arrest like your new lawyer thought?

expiring minds want to know

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Old 04-23-2013, 01:57 PM   #11
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Good luck glad to hear it went better than expected
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Old 04-23-2013, 02:07 PM   #12
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Old 04-23-2013, 02:07 PM   #13
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Anyone who knows me would tell you I ALWAYS leave my car if I've had more than one drink. Always. They'll also tell you how many times I have put complete strangers into a cab, at my own expense, rather than allowing them to drive drunk.

So up your nuts there cocheez
Yes you ALWAYS leave your keys when you've been drinking and the evidence for this is you have two DUI convictions.

I swear to god if I were half the loser you are I'd just kill myself.
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Old 04-23-2013, 02:10 PM   #14
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I can imagine you coming out the courthouse singing
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Old 04-23-2013, 02:19 PM   #15
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Yes you ALWAYS leave your keys when you've been drinking and the evidence for this is you have two DUI convictions.

I swear to god if I were half the loser you are I'd just kill myself.

That is correct. I know people - many people - who drive drunk ALL OF THE GOD DAMN TIME who have never even been CHARGED with dui. It's god damned mind numbingly fucked up.
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I can imagine you coming out the courthouse singing
I wasn't THAT happy, but I can breathe now.
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Old 04-23-2013, 02:20 PM   #17
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How much actual jail time did you get? 5 days? Or is it just nights. I assume you drew just short of 90 days probation? Did that end up house arrest like your new lawyer thought?

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5 days / 2 in the can and 3 house arrest
90 days - 6mo probation tbd
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Old 04-23-2013, 02:21 PM   #18
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Good luck glad to hear it went better than expected
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Congrats I guess. Now stay out of trouble.

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Old 04-23-2013, 02:26 PM   #19
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5 days / 2 in the can and 3 house arrest
90 days - 6mo probation tbd
Hmm. Well, it could have been worse. Now for the big question. Do you have to stay in Kansas?

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Old 04-23-2013, 03:06 PM   #20
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Hmm. Well, it could have been worse. Now for the big question. Do you have to stay in Kansas?

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I sure as the fuck fucking hope not, for the love of christ.
TBD
We'll see

If I have to stay for a few months I do have someone who is going to be my sub and drive me places. That helps. She's a thick bitch with a fat ol' ass and we go back years so I know she's down for me.
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Old 04-23-2013, 04:38 PM   #21
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I sure as the fuck fucking hope not, for the love of christ.
TBD
We'll see

If I have to stay for a few months I do have someone who is going to be my sub and drive me places. That helps. She's a thick bitch with a fat ol' ass and we go back years so I know she's down for me.
Do you think that one day, far in the future, when you've gained some maturity, you might, just maybe, be able to say "Well I have accomplished ABC, and I'm working on XYZ" and be able to support yourself and have some self respect instead of always having to prop yourself up on someone else?

Probably not huh. Good luck with the slags that would put up with you.
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Are you posting this from the can??
CS would like that
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Are you posting this from the can??
Yes, they give me work release so that I can be a master stock trader online.
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Do you think that one day, far in the future, when you've gained some maturity, you might, just maybe, be able to say "Well I have accomplished ABC, and I'm working on XYZ" and be able to support yourself and have some self respect instead of always having to prop yourself up on someone else?

Probably not huh. Good luck with the slags that would put up with you.
No one supports me, genius
You just make up everything you say
Go give yourself an enema with a broken garden hose
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Old 04-23-2013, 07:37 PM   #26
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congrats to the reduced sentence...
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Congrats on beating the system... Idiot. Maybe you should stop committing crimes and you won't have to worry about this kind of thing
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