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MrMaxwell · 04-30-2013, 03:49 PM

I am so learning how to talk to young women a little better.. It's all so new to me. This lady is early twenties and she seems REALLY nice.

5:04pm
Fred Maxwell
Anyway, we can be partners in crime

5:05pm
Brooke Ashland
How? You probably aren't going to let me do anything illegal huh?

5:37pm
Fred Maxwell
Well,
It's illegal to suck on me until I shoot a huge load down your throat, but I'm damned sure going to NOT STOP you from doing THAT

5:39pm
Brooke Ashland
why is that illegal

5:44pm
Fred Maxwell
It's against kansas sodomy laws because kansas is stupid

5:45pm
Brooke Ashland
That's crazy

5:50pm
Fred Maxwell
Sure is. But, every time I give you a belly full, we can just laugh because you're hiding the evidence so well

lazycash · 04-30-2013, 04:05 PM

Uh oh, spacedog chat bot thread version 2 coming right up.

StickyGreen · 04-30-2013, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

I am so learning how to talk to young women a little better.. It's all so new to me. This lady is early twenties and she seems REALLY nice.

5:04pm
Fred Maxwell
Anyway, we can be partners in crime

5:05pm
Brooke Ashland
How? You probably aren't going to let me do anything illegal huh?

5:37pm
Fred Maxwell
Well,
It's illegal to suck on me until I shoot a huge load down your throat, but I'm damned sure going to NOT STOP you from doing THAT

5:39pm
Brooke Ashland
why is that illegal

5:44pm
Fred Maxwell
It's against kansas sodomy laws because kansas is stupid

5:45pm
Brooke Ashland
That's crazy

5:50pm
Fred Maxwell
Sure is. But, every time I give you a belly full, we can just laugh because you're hiding the evidence so well

lol, you have no game...

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 04-30-2013, 04:11 PM

You go stud...

ADG

MrMaxwell · 04-30-2013, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StickyGreen

lol, you have no game...

You are absolutely wrong, I don't need GAME because I am so fucking REAL

5:50pm
Fred Maxwell
Sure is. But, every time I give you a belly full, we can just laugh because you're hiding the evidence so well

6:06pm
Brooke Ashland
Ahahahahaha
That was so funny

MrMaxwell · 04-30-2013, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

You go stud...

ADG

She's early twenties, I said

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 04-30-2013, 04:19 PM

ADG

MrMaxwell · 04-30-2013, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

[IMG]http:/i.imgur.com/7WzRd.jpg[/IMG]

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LOL
I can't help but like your posts sometimes

Rochard · 04-30-2013, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

...Sure is. But, every time I give you a belly full, we can just laugh because you're hiding the evidence so well....

Oh lord.

beerptrol · 04-30-2013, 04:37 PM

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 04-30-2013, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

LOL
I can't help but like your posts sometimes

Mr Maxwell's Kansas Cavalcade of Sex Tour 2013:

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MrMaxwell · 04-30-2013, 04:57 PM

LOL... I am getting good at talking to a young woman, I think

6:16pm
Brooke Ashland
Let's go see that underwater museum for our honeymoon
Lol jk

6:17pm
Fred Maxwell
/

6:21pm
Brooke Ashland
I was JOKING!
Were going to the Bahamas for the honeymoon

6:21pm
Fred Maxwell
I know Silly

6:21pm
Brooke Ashland
Lol

6:22pm
Fred Maxwell
Well, if we get married, I have to buttfuck you, so I doubt you want to marry me

6:29pm
Brooke Ashland
Why do you have to? Like just once or every night?

6:33pm
Fred Maxwell
Just once probably
But I am not going to fall in love, much less get married, ever anymore
So your asshole is safe

6:49pm
Brooke Ashland
I don't mind anal if its only like once a year

MrMaxwell · 04-30-2013, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Mr Maxwell's Kansas Cavalcade of Sex Tour 2013:

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Who mentioned sex?
Cavalcade .. I love that word

arock10 · 04-30-2013, 05:26 PM

sounds like you are getting married

CDSmith · 04-30-2013, 07:55 PM

Once a year?

NEGOTIATE!

epitome · 04-30-2013, 09:17 PM

Marion is stroking his cock while you talk dirty to him.

Congrats!

sandman! · 04-30-2013, 09:43 PM

congrats

BSleazy · 04-30-2013, 09:50 PM

Weirdos.

epitome · 04-30-2013, 09:55 PM

The fact that you are even posting this conversation leads me to doubt you get laid often.

MrMaxwell · 04-30-2013, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome

The fact that you are even posting this conversation leads me to doubt you get laid often.

"Get Laid'

Now THAT is funny. I don't have to "get laid" and I'm not even going to explain that to you.

MrMaxwell · 04-30-2013, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Once a year?

NEGOTIATE!

Buttsex isn't my thing. I just have to do it at least once if a woman becomes my woman.

Supz · 04-30-2013, 10:46 PM

If you cant get laid in some place like Kansas. You can't get laid anywhere.

marlboroack · 04-30-2013, 11:18 PM

hahahahahahahaha, i bet that's your wife. Us webmasters know how to keep shit hot.

epitome · 04-30-2013, 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supz

If you cant get laid in some place like Kansas. You can't get laid anywhere.

Shhhh let him have his fun chatting up a dude on the Internet.

brassmonkey · 04-30-2013, 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Mr Maxwell's Kansas Cavalcade of Sex Tour 2013:

ADG

04-30-2013, 03:49 PM	#1
MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	Aha! There ARE women in kansas I am so learning how to talk to young women a little better.. It's all so new to me. This lady is early twenties and she seems REALLY nice. 5:04pm Fred Maxwell Anyway, we can be partners in crime 5:05pm Brooke Ashland How? You probably aren't going to let me do anything illegal huh? 5:37pm Fred Maxwell Well, It's illegal to suck on me until I shoot a huge load down your throat, but I'm damned sure going to NOT STOP you from doing THAT 5:39pm Brooke Ashland why is that illegal 5:44pm Fred Maxwell It's against kansas sodomy laws because kansas is stupid 5:45pm Brooke Ashland That's crazy 5:50pm Fred Maxwell Sure is. But, every time I give you a belly full, we can just laugh because you're hiding the evidence so well

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MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	LOL... I am getting good at talking to a young woman, I think 6:16pm Brooke Ashland Let's go see that underwater museum for our honeymoon Lol jk 6:17pm Fred Maxwell / 6:21pm Brooke Ashland I was JOKING! Were going to the Bahamas for the honeymoon 6:21pm Fred Maxwell I know Silly 6:21pm Brooke Ashland Lol 6:22pm Fred Maxwell Well, if we get married, I have to buttfuck you, so I doubt you want to marry me 6:29pm Brooke Ashland Why do you have to? Like just once or every night? 6:33pm Fred Maxwell Just once probably But I am not going to fall in love, much less get married, ever anymore So your asshole is safe 6:49pm Brooke Ashland I don't mind anal if its only like once a year

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epitome So Fucking Lame Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Posts: 12,156	The fact that you are even posting this conversation leads me to doubt you get laid often.

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