Aha! There ARE women in kansas
 

I am so learning how to talk to young women a little better.. It's all so new to me. This lady is early twenties and she seems REALLY nice.




5:04pm
Fred Maxwell
Anyway, we can be partners in crime

5:05pm
Brooke Ashland
How? You probably aren't going to let me do anything illegal huh?

5:37pm
Fred Maxwell
Well,
It's illegal to suck on me until I shoot a huge load down your throat, but I'm damned sure going to NOT STOP you from doing THAT

5:39pm
Brooke Ashland
why is that illegal

5:44pm
Fred Maxwell
It's against kansas sodomy laws because kansas is stupid

5:45pm
Brooke Ashland
That's crazy

5:50pm
Fred Maxwell
Sure is. But, every time I give you a belly full, we can just laugh because you're hiding the evidence so well

Uh oh, spacedog chat bot thread version 2 coming right up.

lol, you have no game...

http://cdn.styleforum.net/6/6b/6bc1b...creepy-22.jpeg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly...tp8eo1_400.png

You go stud... :uhoh

:stoned

ADG

You are absolutely wrong, I don't need GAME because I am so fucking REAL

5:50pm
Fred Maxwell
Sure is. But, every time I give you a belly full, we can just laugh because you're hiding the evidence so well

6:06pm
Brooke Ashland
Ahahahahaha
That was so funny

She's early twenties, I said

http://i.imgur.com/7WzRd.jpg

:stoned

ADG

LOL
I can't help but like your posts sometimes :1orglaugh

Oh lord.

Mr Maxwell's Kansas Cavalcade of Sex Tour 2013:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc...eib6o1_500.gif

:stoned

ADG

LOL... I am getting good at talking to a young woman, I think

6:16pm
Brooke Ashland
Let's go see that underwater museum for our honeymoon
Lol jk

6:17pm
Fred Maxwell
/:)

6:21pm
Brooke Ashland
I was JOKING!
Were going to the Bahamas for the honeymoon

6:21pm
Fred Maxwell
I know Silly

6:21pm
Brooke Ashland
Lol

6:22pm
Fred Maxwell
Well, if we get married, I have to buttfuck you, so I doubt you want to marry me

6:29pm
Brooke Ashland
Why do you have to? Like just once or every night?

6:33pm
Fred Maxwell
Just once probably
But I am not going to fall in love, much less get married, ever anymore
So your asshole is safe

6:49pm
Brooke Ashland
I don't mind anal if its only like once a year

Who mentioned sex?
Cavalcade .. I love that word

sounds like you are getting married

Once a year?

NEGOTIATE!

Marion is stroking his cock while you talk dirty to him.

Congrats!

congrats :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Weirdos.

The fact that you are even posting this conversation leads me to doubt you get laid often.

"Get Laid'

Now THAT is funny. I don't have to "get laid" and I'm not even going to explain that to you.

:1orglaugh

Buttsex isn't my thing. I just have to do it at least once if a woman becomes my woman.

If you cant get laid in some place like Kansas. You can't get laid anywhere.

hahahahahahahaha, i bet that's your wife. Us webmasters know how to keep shit hot.

Shhhh let him have his fun chatting up a dude on the Internet.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh