Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

I am so learning how to talk to young women a little better.. It's all so new to me. This lady is early twenties and she seems REALLY nice.




5:04pm
Fred Maxwell
Anyway, we can be partners in crime

5:05pm
Brooke Ashland
How? You probably aren't going to let me do anything illegal huh?

5:37pm
Fred Maxwell
Well,
It's illegal to suck on me until I shoot a huge load down your throat, but I'm damned sure going to NOT STOP you from doing THAT

5:39pm
Brooke Ashland
why is that illegal

5:44pm
Fred Maxwell
It's against kansas sodomy laws because kansas is stupid

5:45pm
Brooke Ashland
That's crazy

5:50pm
Fred Maxwell
Sure is. But, every time I give you a belly full, we can just laugh because you're hiding the evidence so well