Clucks guide to pimpin lesson 1 - GoFuckYourself.com

cluck · 02-22-2003, 12:49 PM

OK guys, I know you'd all like to get laid. Fuck adult friend finder, fuck escorts, fuck meeting women in aol chat rooms. I'm gonna decide to share the wealth and give some tips on how to get some serious booty. How would you like to go to a club and get any female there you want? It starts out with a little bit of bling. Just a simple necklace or a nice watch or even a nice shirt or outfit. Just something to make it look like you're well off. This is really the only investment necessary. It'll be worth it, you can use it every night. This will set off the gold diggin radar and as you talk to girls the chickenheads are likely to seem interested. Make some conversation, act a tad flirty but not totally. Tell her about your penthouse apartment being renovated. You'll see why later. This is not the point where you wanna guarantee your score.

The next move also requires some prior preparation. You need an ATM reciept. Just go to an ATM in some rich ass white neighborhood and get a bunch of reciepts out of the trash/floor/wherever. Find the one with the biggest balance you can. $10k+ is good, $50k+ is golden.

Now you've roped your pussy, time to reel her in. Tell her you're gonna give her your number. Reach in your pocket and pull out the ATM reciept. Make it look like you're trying to find paper first so it doesn't look like you just went for the reciept. Be like "Oh this'll work!" Now write your number on the reciept RIGHT ABOVE the balance. When the girl looks at this one of two things will happen.

a) She will call you that night or the very next day and arrange for bangin.

or

b) She will read it on the spot and just go home with you.

Now for the final step. Take her back to your studio apartment. Say you're staying there with your brother while your apartment's being renovated. A suitcase on the floor makes this more believable.

Now gentlemen I want report backs. I don't remember where I learned this but it's solid. Happy mackin

AzteK · 02-22-2003, 12:52 PM

oh you are such the mack daddy

wouncie · 02-22-2003, 12:52 PM

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Originally posted by cluck
[BThe next move also requires some prior preparation. You need an ATM reciept. Just go to an ATM in some rich ass white neighborhood and get a bunch of reciepts out of the trash/floor/wherever. Find the one with the biggest balance you can. $10k+ is good, $50k+ is golden.[/B]

Or you could just go the extra mile and go here -->
http://store.yahoo.com/pullmyfinger-...upchicpho.html

Dildozer · 02-22-2003, 12:52 PM

nice lol

cluck · 02-22-2003, 12:53 PM

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Originally posted by AzteK
oh you are such the mack daddy

No see I'm not. That's why I have to use ATM reciepts.

See I can use my own though

AzteK · 02-22-2003, 12:54 PM

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Originally posted by cluck

No see I'm not. That's why I have to use ATM reciepts.

See I can use my own though

oh my legs are starting to open for you

cluck · 02-22-2003, 12:54 PM

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Originally posted by wouncie

Or you could just go the extra mile and go here -->
http://store.yahoo.com/pullmyfinger-...upchicpho.html

HOLY FUCK. I'M SO MAKING A SITE LIKE THAT.

GENTLEMEN YOU SOON WILL BE PROMOTING ATMRECIEPTBUCKS.COM. BWAHAHAHA.

nocostporn · 02-22-2003, 12:54 PM

maybe try to be attractive and get a woman on your own grit?... Pimps don't lie,a pimp would know that

Dugmor · 02-22-2003, 12:55 PM

Grow dreads !

nocostporn · 02-22-2003, 12:55 PM

pimps don't use camera lenses to get women either LOL

PerfectionGirls · 02-22-2003, 12:56 PM

Very impressive

I always like to read how kids try to score.. lol

cluck · 02-22-2003, 12:57 PM

As for those ones you can buy, does anyone really have $314,159.26 in a checking account? Savings account sure but checking?

wouncie · 02-22-2003, 12:59 PM

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Originally posted by Dugmor

Grow dreads !

Our secret is out!!!!!!!!!
It's no longer a "black thang"

cluck · 02-22-2003, 12:59 PM

I'll be honest though I never tried this lol. I just heard it and thought some people on here could use it. Truth is I don't try and score. I'm the nice guy who never gets laid and actually wants a relationship. Fuck me, I suck.

NetRodent · 02-22-2003, 01:02 PM

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Originally posted by cluck
As for those ones you can buy, does anyone really have $314,159.26 in a checking account? Savings account sure but checking?

If its a business account, that and more is easy.

AzteK · 02-22-2003, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cluck
I'll be honest though I never tried this lol. I just heard it and thought some people on here could use it. Truth is I don't try and score. I'm the nice guy who never gets laid and actually wants a relationship. Fuck me, I suck.

bah! you broke down :P

PerfectionGirls · 02-22-2003, 01:03 PM

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I'm the nice guy who never gets laid and actually wants a relationship. Fuck me, I suck.

Nice guys get laid... You seem to be trying WAY to hard

cluck · 02-22-2003, 01:10 PM

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Originally posted by PerfectionGirls

Nice guys get laid... You seem to be trying WAY to hard

I'm not trying at all. I get alot of slutty girls trying to get with me and they don't even know I have money. As far as they know I'm just some average college kid. Some girls do want relationships but they're all crazy. The girls I really want all tell me I'm hot and nice and the ideal boyfriend or whatever but then they go out with some asshole who treats them like shit.

So I could get laid, but any time I've done casual hookups I've ended up really liking the girl and getting my heart broken cause they just wanted some ass.

But hey if it's pussy you want listen to me. You can get what I turn down

MiLo · 02-22-2003, 01:21 PM

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Originally posted by cluck
... they just wanted some ass...

KrazieSweets · 02-22-2003, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cluck

OK guys, I know you'd all like to get laid. Fuck adult friend finder, fuck escorts, fuck meeting women in aol chat rooms. I'm gonna decide to share the wealth and give some tips on how to get some serious booty. How would you like to go to a club and get any female there you want? It starts out with a little bit of bling. Just a simple necklace or a nice watch or even a nice shirt or outfit. Just something to make it look like you're well off. This is really the only investment necessary. It'll be worth it, you can use it every night. This will set off the gold diggin radar and as you talk to girls the chickenheads are likely to seem interested. Make some conversation, act a tad flirty but not totally. Tell her about your penthouse apartment being renovated. You'll see why later. This is not the point where you wanna guarantee your score.

The next move also requires some prior preparation. You need an ATM reciept. Just go to an ATM in some rich ass white neighborhood and get a bunch of reciepts out of the trash/floor/wherever. Find the one with the biggest balance you can. $10k+ is good, $50k+ is golden.

Now you've roped your pussy, time to reel her in. Tell her you're gonna give her your number. Reach in your pocket and pull out the ATM reciept. Make it look like you're trying to find paper first so it doesn't look like you just went for the reciept. Be like "Oh this'll work!" Now write your number on the reciept RIGHT ABOVE the balance. When the girl looks at this one of two things will happen.

a) She will call you that night or the very next day and arrange for bangin.

or

b) She will read it on the spot and just go home with you.

Now for the final step. Take her back to your studio apartment. Say you're staying there with your brother while your apartment's being renovated. A suitcase on the floor makes this more believable.

Now gentlemen I want report backs. I don't remember where I learned this but it's solid. Happy mackin

galleryseek · 02-22-2003, 04:52 PM

ahh, TDF is the pimp.

vegas2003 · 02-22-2003, 05:01 PM

what happened to the guy a few weeks ago who posted that he was going to reveal his secret to pimpin girls off the internet?

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cluck Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: New Jersey Posts: 5,248	Clucks guide to pimpin lesson 1 OK guys, I know you'd all like to get laid. Fuck adult friend finder, fuck escorts, fuck meeting women in aol chat rooms. I'm gonna decide to share the wealth and give some tips on how to get some serious booty. How would you like to go to a club and get any female there you want? It starts out with a little bit of bling. Just a simple necklace or a nice watch or even a nice shirt or outfit. Just something to make it look like you're well off. This is really the only investment necessary. It'll be worth it, you can use it every night. This will set off the gold diggin radar and as you talk to girls the chickenheads are likely to seem interested. Make some conversation, act a tad flirty but not totally. Tell her about your penthouse apartment being renovated. You'll see why later. This is not the point where you wanna guarantee your score. The next move also requires some prior preparation. You need an ATM reciept. Just go to an ATM in some rich ass white neighborhood and get a bunch of reciepts out of the trash/floor/wherever. Find the one with the biggest balance you can. $10k+ is good, $50k+ is golden. Now you've roped your pussy, time to reel her in. Tell her you're gonna give her your number. Reach in your pocket and pull out the ATM reciept. Make it look like you're trying to find paper first so it doesn't look like you just went for the reciept. Be like "Oh this'll work!" Now write your number on the reciept RIGHT ABOVE the balance. When the girl looks at this one of two things will happen. a) She will call you that night or the very next day and arrange for bangin. or b) She will read it on the spot and just go home with you. Now for the final step. Take her back to your studio apartment. Say you're staying there with your brother while your apartment's being renovated. A suitcase on the floor makes this more believable. Now gentlemen I want report backs. I don't remember where I learned this but it's solid. Happy mackin

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cluck Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: New Jersey Posts: 5,248	I'll be honest though I never tried this lol. I just heard it and thought some people on here could use it. Truth is I don't try and score. I'm the nice guy who never gets laid and actually wants a relationship. Fuck me, I suck.

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