Clucks guide to pimpin lesson 1

OK guys, I know you'd all like to get laid. Fuck adult friend finder, fuck escorts, fuck meeting women in aol chat rooms. I'm gonna decide to share the wealth and give some tips on how to get some serious booty. How would you like to go to a club and get any female there you want? It starts out with a little bit of bling. Just a simple necklace or a nice watch or even a nice shirt or outfit. Just something to make it look like you're well off. This is really the only investment necessary. It'll be worth it, you can use it every night. This will set off the gold diggin radar and as you talk to girls the chickenheads are likely to seem interested. Make some conversation, act a tad flirty but not totally. Tell her about your penthouse apartment being renovated. You'll see why later. This is not the point where you wanna guarantee your score.

The next move also requires some prior preparation. You need an ATM reciept. Just go to an ATM in some rich ass white neighborhood and get a bunch of reciepts out of the trash/floor/wherever. Find the one with the biggest balance you can. $10k+ is good, $50k+ is golden.

Now you've roped your pussy, time to reel her in. Tell her you're gonna give her your number. Reach in your pocket and pull out the ATM reciept. Make it look like you're trying to find paper first so it doesn't look like you just went for the reciept. Be like "Oh this'll work!" Now write your number on the reciept RIGHT ABOVE the balance. When the girl looks at this one of two things will happen.

a) She will call you that night or the very next day and arrange for bangin.

or

b) She will read it on the spot and just go home with you.

Now for the final step. Take her back to your studio apartment. Say you're staying there with your brother while your apartment's being renovated. A suitcase on the floor makes this more believable.

Now gentlemen I want report backs. I don't remember where I learned this but it's solid. Happy mackin