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Jman · 03-22-2013, 01:35 PM

Friend at work just sent me this.

Still laughing my ass off, some gems in there

http://blog.museumofsex.com/dropping...ories-edition/

>be 14
>on ski vacation with parents
>come back to hotel early
>fap time
>start fapping in main room for reasons
>glorious.jpg
>blow load
>biggest load 14 year old self has blown
>parents come in
>ohshit.jpg
>still have a few seconds before they see me
>stuff boner in pants
>grab all the jizz with my hands
>parents oblivious, sit down and talk to me
>goddammit
>sit there for 20 minutes with a semen-filled fist
>worst fap ever

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Have a nice weekend y'all

Markul · 03-22-2013, 01:46 PM

oh man I can relate from the time stationed on Balkan being 20 years old, horny as shit and bored on post

>be in afghanistan
>be on post
>really tired so i decide to beat it to stay awake
>shits getting intense
>fuck my sectors
>radio beeps
>post 3 post 3 this is the sog, battalion can see you wanking it on the gboss

note: ?gboss? is a huge thermal camera

03-22-2013, 01:35 PM	#1
Jman Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Canuckstikan Posts: 22,723	Punishing my schpoople like a fucking maniac... LOL (great masturbation stories) Friend at work just sent me this. Still laughing my ass off, some gems in there http://blog.museumofsex.com/dropping...ories-edition/ >be 14 >on ski vacation with parents >come back to hotel early >fap time >start fapping in main room for reasons >glorious.jpg >blow load >biggest load 14 year old self has blown >parents come in >ohshit.jpg >still have a few seconds before they see me >stuff boner in pants >grab all the jizz with my hands >parents oblivious, sit down and talk to me >goddammit >sit there for 20 minutes with a semen-filled fist >worst fap ever *** Have a nice weekend y'all __________________ Wowify AI API Porn.AI Affiliates Porn AI email: [email protected] Teams: jean.francois.laverdiere TG: @jman1216

03-22-2013, 01:46 PM	#2
Markul Likes Pie Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: The land that liberated porn Posts: 12,401	oh man I can relate from the time stationed on Balkan being 20 years old, horny as shit and bored on post >be in afghanistan >be on post >really tired so i decide to beat it to stay awake >shits getting intense >fuck my sectors >radio beeps >post 3 post 3 this is the sog, battalion can see you wanking it on the gboss note: ?gboss? is a huge thermal camera