Punishing my schpoople like a fucking maniac... LOL (great masturbation stories)
 

Friend at work just sent me this.

Still laughing my ass off, some gems in there

http://blog.museumofsex.com/dropping...ories-edition/

>be 14
>on ski vacation with parents
>come back to hotel early
>fap time
>start fapping in main room for reasons
>glorious.jpg
>blow load
>biggest load 14 year old self has blown
>parents come in
>ohshit.jpg
>still have a few seconds before they see me
>stuff boner in pants
>grab all the jizz with my hands
>parents oblivious, sit down and talk to me
>goddammit
>sit there for 20 minutes with a semen-filled fist
>worst fap ever

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:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Have a nice weekend y'all

oh man I can relate from the time stationed on Balkan being 20 years old, horny as shit and bored on post :1orglaugh

>be in afghanistan
>be on post
>really tired so i decide to beat it to stay awake
>shits getting intense
>fuck my sectors
>radio beeps
>post 3 post 3 this is the sog, battalion can see you wanking it on the gboss

note: ?gboss? is a huge thermal camera