oh man I can relate from the time stationed on Balkan being 20 years old, horny as shit and bored on post
>be in afghanistan
>be on post
>really tired so i decide to beat it to stay awake
>shits getting intense
>fuck my sectors
>radio beeps
>post 3 post 3 this is the sog, battalion can see you wanking it on the gboss
note: ?gboss? is a huge thermal camera