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Old 03-08-2013, 07:47 AM   #1
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I'm a very short guy
A while back I met a group of tourists in the DR at this newly opened whorehouse. Theyre from an internet forum so I thought I'd show up and meet the owners etc. Checked my refferal logs today and got some sales from them, also some interesting comments on their board. My personal favorite:



I can take n dish all the black jokes in the world but not the short jokes! Thats why my models are all runts cause i'm only 5ft 9. Going to cry in a corner now
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Old 03-08-2013, 08:05 AM   #2
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A while back I met a group of tourists in the DR at this newly opened whorehouse. Theyre from an internet forum so I thought I'd show up and meet the owners etc. Checked my refferal logs today and got some sales from them, also some interesting comments on their board. My personal favorite:



I can take n dish all the black jokes in the world but not the short jokes! Thats why my models are all runts cause i'm only 5ft 9. Going to cry in a corner now
175 cm .. not that bad, could be worse

I am 183.
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Old 03-08-2013, 08:11 AM   #3
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normally it's only tall people who are obsessed with height. I don't understand it myself.
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Old 03-08-2013, 08:14 AM   #4
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normally it's only tall people who are obsessed with height. I don't understand it myself.
The only time I'm obsessed with height is when I can't fit in sports cars.
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Old 03-08-2013, 08:15 AM   #5
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considering you met them in a whorehouse - and 5'9" is not that short - are you sure they're referring to your height?
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considering you met them in a whorehouse - and 5'9" is not that short - are you sure they're referring to your height?
Lol lol lol
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Old 03-08-2013, 09:03 AM   #9
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A while back I met a group of tourists in the DR at this newly opened whorehouse. Theyre from an internet forum so I thought I'd show up and meet the owners etc. Checked my refferal logs today and got some sales from them, also some interesting comments on their board. My personal favorite:



I can take n dish all the black jokes in the world but not the short jokes! Thats why my models are all runts cause i'm only 5ft 9. Going to cry in a corner now
Black Irish!
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normally it's only tall people who are obsessed with height. I don't understand it myself.
hummmm... who puts the lifts in their shoes again???
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Dude I thought you were like 6 ft?? Were you wearing high heels here?

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Old 03-08-2013, 11:30 AM   #13
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LOL, I AM 5'6" !!!

that makes me a midget i guess lol
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considering you met them in a whorehouse - and 5'9" is not that short - are you sure they're referring to your height?
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LOL, I AM 5'6" !!!

that makes me a midget i guess lol
where's my gold playa??
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Was the air conditioner on the short bus not working?

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Old 03-08-2013, 12:34 PM   #17
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hummmm... who puts the lifts in their shoes again???
men with self esteem issues? That would be the same demographic of tall people who can't shut up about height.
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Old 03-08-2013, 02:54 PM   #19
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The only time I'm obsessed with height is when I can't fit in sports cars.
that is a perfectly legitimate reason though hehe

that being said, they aren't made for people with big shoulders either...
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Was the air conditioner on the short bus not working?

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LOL... dude rode his bike all thru SF on a hot day.
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Was the air conditioner on the short bus not working?

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rode my mountain bike up the SF hills to get to the convention some years ago
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rode my mountain bike up the SF hills to get to the convention some years ago
?. but from looking at the photo ??

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do you wear a helmet when riding a bus? didnt know public transportation in the US was THAT bad
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On the SHORT bus some do.
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?. but from looking at the photo ??

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things in the image may appear larger than they really are. he's 4'1
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yeah i'm short. you dont really notice that in POV films though.

however at shows and other public gatherings its more noticeable

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yeah i'm short. you dont really notice that in POV films though.

however at shows and other public gatherings its more noticeable
dont sweat it. your getting paid get a 9 mill for those big mo fos
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did you tie that horse on your car and throw a cookout later? mystery meat friday?
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Being short makes it easy to sneak up on motherfuckers
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If you're short and you have a gun then you have better tactical advantages
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