I'm a very short guy

**SpicyM** · 03-08-2013, 06:05 AM

Originally posted by shimmy2

A while back I met a group of tourists in the DR at this newly opened whorehouse. Theyre from an internet forum so I thought I'd show up and meet the owners etc. Checked my refferal logs today and got some sales from them, also some interesting comments on their board. My personal favorite:

I can take n dish all the black jokes in the world but not the short jokes! Thats why my models are all runts cause i'm only 5ft 9. Going to cry in a corner now

175 cm .. not that bad, could be worse

I am 183.

**PR_Glen** · 03-08-2013, 06:11 AM

normally it's only tall people who are obsessed with height. I don't understand it myself.

**L-Pink** · 03-08-2013, 06:14 AM

Originally posted by PR_Glen

normally it's only tall people who are obsessed with height. I don't understand it myself.

The only time I'm obsessed with height is when I can't fit in sports cars.

**mineistaken** · 03-08-2013, 06:15 AM

hey shawtey

**AllAboutCams** · 03-08-2013, 06:32 AM

Thats not short

**MaDalton** · 03-08-2013, 06:52 AM

considering you met them in a whorehouse - and 5'9" is not that short - are you sure they're referring to your height?

**L-Pink** · 03-08-2013, 07:00 AM

Originally posted by MaDalton

considering you met them in a whorehouse - and 5'9" is not that short - are you sure they're referring to your height?

Lol lol lol

**wehateporn** · 03-08-2013, 07:03 AM

**brassmonkey** · 03-08-2013, 07:05 AM

Originally posted by shimmy2

A while back I met a group of tourists in the DR at this newly opened whorehouse. Theyre from an internet forum so I thought I'd show up and meet the owners etc. Checked my refferal logs today and got some sales from them, also some interesting comments on their board. My personal favorite:

I can take n dish all the black jokes in the world but not the short jokes! Thats why my models are all runts cause i'm only 5ft 9. Going to cry in a corner now

Black Irish!

**Grapesoda** · 03-08-2013, 07:07 AM

Originally posted by PR_Glen

normally it's only tall people who are obsessed with height. I don't understand it myself.

hummmm... who puts the lifts in their shoes again???

**LAJ** · 03-08-2013, 09:05 AM

Dude I thought you were like 6 ft?? Were you wearing high heels here?

**orion4bbw** · 03-08-2013, 09:30 AM

LOL, I AM 5'6" !!!

that makes me a midget i guess lol

**ottopottomouse** · 03-08-2013, 09:32 AM

Originally posted by MaDalton

considering you met them in a whorehouse - and 5'9" is not that short - are you sure they're referring to your height?

**brassmonkey** · 03-08-2013, 09:47 AM

Originally posted by orion4bbw

LOL, I AM 5'6" !!!

that makes me a midget i guess lol

where's my gold playa??

**L-Pink** · 03-08-2013, 10:20 AM

Originally posted by LAJ

Was the air conditioner on the short bus not working?

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**d-null** · 03-08-2013, 10:34 AM

**PR_Glen** · 03-08-2013, 12:53 PM

Originally posted by Grapesoda

hummmm... who puts the lifts in their shoes again???

men with self esteem issues? That would be the same demographic of tall people who can't shut up about height.

**PR_Glen** · 03-08-2013, 12:54 PM

Originally posted by L-Pink

The only time I'm obsessed with height is when I can't fit in sports cars.

that is a perfectly legitimate reason though hehe

that being said, they aren't made for people with big shoulders either...

**LAJ** · 03-08-2013, 12:55 PM

Originally posted by L-Pink

Was the air conditioner on the short bus not working?

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LOL... dude rode his bike all thru SF on a hot day.

**shimmy2** · 03-08-2013, 12:56 PM

Originally posted by L-Pink

Was the air conditioner on the short bus not working?

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rode my mountain bike up the SF hills to get to the convention some years ago

**L-Pink** · 03-08-2013, 01:01 PM

Originally posted by LAJ

LOL... dude rode his bike all thru SF on a hot day.

Originally posted by shimmy2

rode my mountain bike up the SF hills to get to the convention some years ago

?. but from looking at the photo ??

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**MaDalton** · 03-08-2013, 01:05 PM

Originally posted by L-Pink

…. but from looking at the photo ……

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do you wear a helmet when riding a bus? didnt know public transportation in the US was THAT bad

**LAJ** · 03-08-2013, 01:06 PM

LOL thread = jacked.

**L-Pink** · 03-08-2013, 01:09 PM

Originally posted by MaDalton

do you wear a helmet when riding a bus? didnt know public transportation in the US was THAT bad

On the SHORT bus some do.

**brassmonkey** · 03-08-2013, 01:13 PM

Originally posted by L-Pink

?. but from looking at the photo ??

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things in the image may appear larger than they really are.

he's 4'1

**2013** · 03-08-2013, 01:17 PM

Originally posted by brassmonkey

things in the image may appear larger than they really are.

he's 4'1

**shimmy2** · 03-08-2013, 01:23 PM

Originally posted by brassmonkey

Black Irish!

yeah i'm short. you dont really notice that in POV films though.

however at shows and other public gatherings its more noticeable

**brassmonkey** · 03-08-2013, 01:28 PM

Originally posted by shimmy2

yeah i'm short. you dont really notice that in POV films though.

however at shows and other public gatherings its more noticeable

dont sweat it.

your getting paid

get a 9 mill for those big mo fos

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 03-08-2013, 02:12 PM

You are truly an inspiration to Black midgets everywhere, Shim...

Midget haters are small-minded

ADG

**2MuchMark** · 03-08-2013, 02:37 PM

Originally posted by AllAboutCams

Thats not short

Yes it is.

**Shotsie** · 03-08-2013, 03:55 PM

You look like a little brown chipmunk.

**shimmy2** · 03-08-2013, 04:27 PM

Originally posted by Shotsie

You look like a little brown chipmunk.

**pornsprite** · 03-08-2013, 04:51 PM

Did you beat that dead horse or is everyone else?

**brassmonkey** · 03-08-2013, 04:55 PM

Originally posted by shimmy2

did you tie that horse on your car and throw a cookout later?

mystery meat friday?

**MrMaxwell** · 03-08-2013, 05:05 PM

Being short makes it easy to sneak up on motherfuckers
Plus
If you're short and you have a gun then you have better tactical advantages

I'm a very short guy

I'm a very short guy

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