I'm a very short guy
 

A while back I met a group of tourists in the DR at this newly opened whorehouse. Theyre from an internet forum so I thought I'd show up and meet the owners etc. Checked my refferal logs today and got some sales from them, also some interesting comments on their board. My personal favorite:

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I can take n dish all the black jokes in the world but not the short jokes! Thats why my models are all runts cause i'm only 5ft 9. Going to cry in a corner now :Oh crap

175 cm .. not that bad, could be worse :winkwink:

I am 183.

normally it's only tall people who are obsessed with height. I don't understand it myself.

The only time I'm obsessed with height is when I can't fit in sports cars.

hey shawtey

Thats not short

considering you met them in a whorehouse - and 5'9" is not that short - are you sure they're referring to your height?

Lol lol lol

:1orglaugh Black Irish!
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hummmm... who puts the lifts in their shoes again???

Dude I thought you were like 6 ft?? Were you wearing high heels here?

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LOL, I AM 5'6" !!!

that makes me a midget i guess lol

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where's my gold playa?? :helpme :1orglaugh

Was the air conditioner on the short bus not working?

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men with self esteem issues? That would be the same demographic of tall people who can't shut up about height.

that is a perfectly legitimate reason though hehe

that being said, they aren't made for people with big shoulders either...

LOL... dude rode his bike all thru SF on a hot day.

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rode my mountain bike up the SF hills to get to the convention some years ago

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh ?. but from looking at the photo ??

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do you wear a helmet when riding a bus? didnt know public transportation in the US was THAT bad :upsidedow

LOL thread = jacked.

On the SHORT bus some do.

things in the image may appear larger than they really are. :1orglaugh he's 4'1 :1orglaugh

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yeah i'm short. you dont really notice that in POV films though. :upsidedow

however at shows and other public gatherings its more noticeable

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dont sweat it. :2 cents: your getting paid :pimp get a 9 mill for those big mo fos

You are truly an inspiration to Black midgets everywhere, Shim... :thumbsup

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Midget haters are small-minded :upsidedow

:stoned

ADG

Yes it is.

You look like a little brown chipmunk.

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Did you beat that dead horse or is everyone else?

did you tie that horse on your car and throw a cookout later? :1orglaugh mystery meat friday?

Being short makes it easy to sneak up on motherfuckers
Plus
If you're short and you have a gun then you have better tactical advantages