Serious thread: please post your best fart story - GoFuckYourself.com

Dirty F · 02-20-2013, 03:57 PM

Please no trolling or nonsense.

kyro · 02-20-2013, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F

Please no trolling or nonsense.

I once farted in an elevator full of people. It was a sneaky fart so no one heard it. its stunk like fuck all. everyone was looking around at each other suspecting. It was funny i had hard time not cracking smile but it was worst smelling fart ever.

bronco67 · 02-20-2013, 04:35 PM

About 2 hours ago, I farted in a glass on the coffee table that had the remnants of old milk in it from yesterday. I covered the glass with my hand and found my wife making dinner in the kitchen. I put the glass near her face and said "hey, smell this glass. There's something weird going on here."

She threw a handful of uncooked tortellini at me after she got a whiff of that.

My Lab ate the tortellini off the floor and threw it up about 15 minutes later.

Dirty F · 02-20-2013, 04:37 PM

Haha gross

Matt 26z · 02-20-2013, 04:37 PM

Years ago I took a few horseback riding lessons. The horses would occasionally pass gas and it sounded a certain way. Around that same time I was sitting in class at high school and this fat girl farted. It sounded exactly like the horses.

LeRoy · 02-20-2013, 04:42 PM

Last year I ate a leftover burrito and went to a party!

I needed to rip one and I was next to the DJ booth. Thought is was going to go un noticed, not...

I cleared that whole area with exception for the DJ cuz he has to keep mixin.

kyro · 02-20-2013, 04:59 PM

i once forted but really i shorted. i had to go around all day with a little poo in my pants. since i am not currently sobber this was not pleansent.

_Richard_ · 02-20-2013, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F

Please no trolling or nonsense.

Quote:

Originally Posted by kyro

I once farted in an elevator full of people. It was a sneaky fart so no one heard it. its stunk like fuck all. everyone was looking around at each other suspecting. It was funny i had hard time not cracking smile but it was worst smelling fart ever.

getting weird lol

Some Guy · 02-20-2013, 05:40 PM

A few years back Barbie from barely18barbie.com lived with me for a couple of months. One night we went out drinking and stopped to get some Mexican food. The next day, as she was sitting on the floor hungover and using her laptop, she thought she had to fart but ended up shitting her pants. Hilarious.

kyro · 02-20-2013, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_

getting weird lol

whats weird fag boy, why do you keep messing with me and Franck

seeandsee · 02-20-2013, 05:58 PM

Lol Just 20mins before i was thinking about "FART CLUB". It would be great attraction and also nice smelly place for all people that like farting. Some rooms would be only for HARD AND LOUD FARTS, and other rooms for variations. Also tourist could buy daily ticket to check all that and fart to shit inside

Also there would be monthly list of best farts made by club members.

FARTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT CREW

HushMoney · 02-20-2013, 06:02 PM

Back a few years ago my friend worked in Chicago and lived about a 20 min train ride in the burbs to the West. As he was leaving work one day on his way to Union Station and about 1/2 way there, he had the stomach/intestinal rumbles. He thought it was just gas, but when he tried to let it eek out, it was more than just air. Figuring he could just use the Station bathrooms, he kept walking. Once there he came to find the bathrooms were closed for repairs. "No Problem" he thought, I'll just use the one on the train. That day they happened to be using a short run train with no bathrooms. By now he was in excruciating pain. Barely making it off the train at his stop he remembered it was a small train station with no bathrooms, so cheeks pinched, he ran to his car, hopped in and tore out of the parking lot thinking he could make it the 5 minutes home. He got lucky, all the lights he hit were green and he screamed into his driveway, threw it in park, and proceeded to completely shit his pants before he could get out!!!!

ruff · 02-20-2013, 07:25 PM

You cannot have the word fart and serious in the same sentence. It's just wrong.

My Fucking Traffic · 02-20-2013, 07:41 PM

This one time me and my brother and some friends were at a pizza place eating when he had to fart. He didn't say anything, just stood up and in a hurrying fashion walked to the bathroom. About 10 minutes had passed when he came back out and told everyone we had to go right now.

Later found out that he went to push out a fart and shit himself.. Not only shit, but pissed out of his ass. He had left a puddle of liquid shit on the seat he was in, and had went to the bathroom to clean his pants as best as he good before we left. He ended up leaving his shit covered boxer briefs in the bathroom garbage can.

Helix · 02-20-2013, 07:44 PM

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02-20-2013, 03:57 PM	#1
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Serious thread: please post your best fart story Please no trolling or nonsense.

02-20-2013, 04:35 PM	#3
bronco67 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 29,032	About 2 hours ago, I farted in a glass on the coffee table that had the remnants of old milk in it from yesterday. I covered the glass with my hand and found my wife making dinner in the kitchen. I put the glass near her face and said "hey, smell this glass. There's something weird going on here." She threw a handful of uncooked tortellini at me after she got a whiff of that. My Lab ate the tortellini off the floor and threw it up about 15 minutes later. __________________ Last edited by bronco67; 02-20-2013 at 04:36 PM..

02-20-2013, 04:42 PM	#6
LeRoy Porn Pusher Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: It's a dry heat Posts: 13,339	Last year I ate a leftover burrito and went to a party! I needed to rip one and I was next to the DJ booth. Thought is was going to go un noticed, not... I cleared that whole area with exception for the DJ cuz he has to keep mixin. __________________ JAPANESE CAMS AND CONTENT SITES Teams - leroy.rowland2 Telegram - @lroddd

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Some Guy Affordable Content! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Tucson, Arizona Posts: 1,750	A few years back Barbie from barely18barbie.com lived with me for a couple of months. One night we went out drinking and stopped to get some Mexican food. The next day, as she was sitting on the floor hungover and using her laptop, she thought she had to fart but ended up shitting her pants. Hilarious. __________________ Need a Cheap Design? - Cheap Quality Content Available! Fuck you Michelle Malkin and Fox News

02-20-2013, 05:58 PM	#11
seeandsee Check SIG! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Europe (Skype: gojkoas) Posts: 50,945	Lol Just 20mins before i was thinking about "FART CLUB". It would be great attraction and also nice smelly place for all people that like farting. Some rooms would be only for HARD AND LOUD FARTS, and other rooms for variations. Also tourist could buy daily ticket to check all that and fart to shit inside Also there would be monthly list of best farts made by club members. FARTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT CREW __________________ BUY MY SIG - 50$/Year Contact here Last edited by seeandsee; 02-20-2013 at 05:59 PM..

02-20-2013, 04:37 PM	#4
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Haha gross

02-20-2013, 04:37 PM	#5
Matt 26z So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: ¤ª"˜¨๑۩۞۩๑¨˜"ª¤ Posts: 18,481	Years ago I took a few horseback riding lessons. The horses would occasionally pass gas and it sounded a certain way. Around that same time I was sitting in class at high school and this fat girl farted. It sounded exactly like the horses.

02-20-2013, 04:59 PM	#7
kyro So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 783	i once forted but really i shorted. i had to go around all day with a little poo in my pants. since i am not currently sobber this was not pleansent.

02-20-2013, 06:02 PM	#12
HushMoney Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Hermosa Beach & Miami, FL. Posts: 2,256	Back a few years ago my friend worked in Chicago and lived about a 20 min train ride in the burbs to the West. As he was leaving work one day on his way to Union Station and about 1/2 way there, he had the stomach/intestinal rumbles. He thought it was just gas, but when he tried to let it eek out, it was more than just air. Figuring he could just use the Station bathrooms, he kept walking. Once there he came to find the bathrooms were closed for repairs. "No Problem" he thought, I'll just use the one on the train. That day they happened to be using a short run train with no bathrooms. By now he was in excruciating pain. Barely making it off the train at his stop he remembered it was a small train station with no bathrooms, so cheeks pinched, he ran to his car, hopped in and tore out of the parking lot thinking he could make it the 5 minutes home. He got lucky, all the lights he hit were green and he screamed into his driveway, threw it in park, and proceeded to completely shit his pants before he could get out!!!! __________________ Hushmoney.com Interracialpass Hushpass Last edited by HushMoney; 02-20-2013 at 06:04 PM..

02-20-2013, 07:25 PM	#13
ruff I have a plan B Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Seattle - Miami - St Kitts Posts: 5,501	You cannot have the word fart and serious in the same sentence. It's just wrong. __________________ CryptoFeeds

02-20-2013, 07:41 PM	#14
My Fucking Traffic So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 996	This one time me and my brother and some friends were at a pizza place eating when he had to fart. He didn't say anything, just stood up and in a hurrying fashion walked to the bathroom. About 10 minutes had passed when he came back out and told everyone we had to go right now. Later found out that he went to push out a fart and shit himself.. Not only shit, but pissed out of his ass. He had left a puddle of liquid shit on the seat he was in, and had went to the bathroom to clean his pants as best as he good before we left. He ended up leaving his shit covered boxer briefs in the bathroom garbage can.

02-20-2013, 07:44 PM	#15
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