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V_RocKs · 12-11-2012, 05:18 PM

I have a raised Suburban parked in front of my house. I wash it about every 3 months. Being raised it seems spiders LOVE to make webs in the undercarriage. I drive it only on vacations and while hunting. So about 3 to 4 times a year.

Some time in May someone asked if I wanted to sell it. I said no. I drive it.

Then in November I get about 3 or 4 offers to buy it and now in December another 3 or 4 offers. When my doorbell rings I now know without a shadow of a doubt that it is somebody wanting to buy my Suburban. Today I am expecting a package. But the knock/doorbell combo didn't sound like my delivery driver. So I peek out the window. Some Mexican guy is writing his phone number down and leaving it on the windshield wiper.

WTF? Why are so many people suddenly interested in my fucking SUV?

mineistaken · 12-11-2012, 06:28 PM

you could ask for higher price (like 30% above real value) and see how that goes

Unless its sentimental value. Sellers market, have to love it

Nasty · 12-11-2012, 06:44 PM

Pass the phone numbers to me, Ill sell em my Suburban, its cherry and my kids have moved out now, o longer need this monster or the hellish fuel bill that goes with it...

j/k, love my Suburban, plan on getting buried in it

V_RocKs · 12-11-2012, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nasty

Pass the phone numbers to me, Ill sell em my Suburban, its cherry and my kids have moved out now, o longer need this monster or the hellish fuel bill that goes with it...

j/k, love my Suburban, plan on getting buried in it

First I was like:

Then I was like:

L-Pink · 12-11-2012, 09:13 PM

Sounds like regular traffic sees the vehicle never gets moved and assumes you don't need/use it.

NatalieK · 12-11-2012, 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken

you could ask for higher price (like 30% above real value) and see how that goes

Unless its sentimental value. Sellers market, have to love it

12-11-2012, 05:18 PM	#1
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,409	Is it the time of year or something? Fuck!!! I have a raised Suburban parked in front of my house. I wash it about every 3 months. Being raised it seems spiders LOVE to make webs in the undercarriage. I drive it only on vacations and while hunting. So about 3 to 4 times a year. Some time in May someone asked if I wanted to sell it. I said no. I drive it. Then in November I get about 3 or 4 offers to buy it and now in December another 3 or 4 offers. When my doorbell rings I now know without a shadow of a doubt that it is somebody wanting to buy my Suburban. Today I am expecting a package. But the knock/doorbell combo didn't sound like my delivery driver. So I peek out the window. Some Mexican guy is writing his phone number down and leaving it on the windshield wiper. WTF? Why are so many people suddenly interested in my fucking SUV?

12-11-2012, 06:44 PM	#3
Nasty Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Sunny Fucking California Posts: 1,575	Pass the phone numbers to me, Ill sell em my Suburban, its cherry and my kids have moved out now, o longer need this monster or the hellish fuel bill that goes with it... j/k, love my Suburban, plan on getting buried in it __________________ “Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. We know more about war than we know about peace, more about killing than we know about living. If we continue to develop our technology without wisdom or prudence, our servant may prove to be our executioner.” ― Omar Bradley (1948)

12-11-2012, 06:28 PM	#2
mineistaken See signature :) Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: ICQ 363 097 773 Posts: 29,656	you could ask for higher price (like 30% above real value) and see how that goes Unless its sentimental value. Sellers market, have to love it

12-11-2012, 09:13 PM	#5
L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	Sounds like regular traffic sees the vehicle never gets moved and assumes you don't need/use it.