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V_RocKs · 12-11-2012, 05:18 PM

I have a raised Suburban parked in front of my house. I wash it about every 3 months. Being raised it seems spiders LOVE to make webs in the undercarriage. I drive it only on vacations and while hunting. So about 3 to 4 times a year.

Some time in May someone asked if I wanted to sell it. I said no. I drive it.

Then in November I get about 3 or 4 offers to buy it and now in December another 3 or 4 offers. When my doorbell rings I now know without a shadow of a doubt that it is somebody wanting to buy my Suburban. Today I am expecting a package. But the knock/doorbell combo didn't sound like my delivery driver. So I peek out the window. Some Mexican guy is writing his phone number down and leaving it on the windshield wiper.

WTF? Why are so many people suddenly interested in my fucking SUV?

12-11-2012, 05:18 PM
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,409	Is it the time of year or something? Fuck!!! I have a raised Suburban parked in front of my house. I wash it about every 3 months. Being raised it seems spiders LOVE to make webs in the undercarriage. I drive it only on vacations and while hunting. So about 3 to 4 times a year. Some time in May someone asked if I wanted to sell it. I said no. I drive it. Then in November I get about 3 or 4 offers to buy it and now in December another 3 or 4 offers. When my doorbell rings I now know without a shadow of a doubt that it is somebody wanting to buy my Suburban. Today I am expecting a package. But the knock/doorbell combo didn't sound like my delivery driver. So I peek out the window. Some Mexican guy is writing his phone number down and leaving it on the windshield wiper. WTF? Why are so many people suddenly interested in my fucking SUV?