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Old 11-30-2012, 05:08 AM   #1
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Old 11-30-2012, 05:09 AM   #2
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Old 11-30-2012, 05:10 AM   #3
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This thing was ostrich fast.
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Old 11-30-2012, 05:11 AM   #5
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I suppose the people discovering it were the ones in the sect.
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Old 11-30-2012, 05:12 AM   #6
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Been chased by these fuckers a few times.

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Old 11-30-2012, 05:13 AM   #7
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Florida flying cockroaches.
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Old 11-30-2012, 05:14 AM   #9
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Yes we have that shit too some places.

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Old 11-30-2012, 05:17 AM   #10
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I of course get harrased by these fucking flying tarantula bumble bees.

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Wasps seem to know I am allergic and think its hilarious to chase me round the garden screaming like a girl.
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Word!

I never knew roaches could fly until I moved down there. That shit made me cry like a woman in fear. In NY they got wings but I guess they too fat to fly, they just fall slow. Them shits fly at you in Florida man. And yall got them mutant mosquitoes the size of a grown mans open hand too And them fuckin red ants that bite the shit out of you... Florida is pretty fucked up.
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Old 11-30-2012, 05:52 AM   #17
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Anytime I spend in Florida I'm gardening with a net hat. Dully noted.
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Flying cockroaches!, I didn't know they flew either till this year when one smacked me in the face. I also had a bat chase me down the road, not an insect but still...
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heh, I remember my 87 year old gran taking her shoe off to kill the biggest spider i've ever seen and not even batting an eyelid about it.

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I used to like this hawaiian shirt. Very bright, yellow with large red and orange flowers on it.


I had to stop wearing it after the 2nd time a bee decided he had fallen in love with my damn shirt and would chase me all over the place.....



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I had to stop wearing it after the 2nd time a bee decided he had fallen in love with my damn shirt and would chase me all over the place.....



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For some reason I can't read this without hearing a violin
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bees have chased me a few times...but only because we provoked them.
one time my sister and i were cutting across a cow field and were walking on a log, well it was hollow and i stepped through it, and the swarm was on us. We had to run the rest of the way home.
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I'm sure the bees thought is was very romantic. LMAO!!




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