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Ever been chased by an insect
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This thing was ostrich fast.
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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I suppose the people discovering it were the ones in the sect.
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Been chased by these fuckers a few times.
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working on my tan
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Florida flying cockroaches.
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Wasps!! many times
Was worst when i had a nest in my roof
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![]() I of course get harrased by these fucking flying tarantula bumble bees. |
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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Wasps seem to know I am allergic and think its hilarious to chase me round the garden screaming like a girl.
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i fucking hate spiders..
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Word!
I never knew roaches could fly until I moved down there. That shit made me cry like a woman in fear. In NY they got wings but I guess they too fat to fly, they just fall slow. Them shits fly at you in Florida man. And yall got them mutant mosquitoes the size of a grown mans open hand too ![]() |
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Anytime I spend in Florida I'm gardening with a net hat. Dully noted.
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Flying cockroaches!, I didn't know they flew either till this year when one smacked me in the face. I also had a bat chase me down the road, not an insect but still...
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heh, I remember my 87 year old gran taking her shoe off to kill the biggest spider i've ever seen and not even batting an eyelid about it.
The world has become infested by plastic opening pussys
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Hardly any nasty creepy crawlies in the UK, bee's & wasps, but our spiders are all reasonable size
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I'd rather be on my boat.
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I used to like this hawaiian shirt. Very bright, yellow with large red and orange flowers on it.
I had to stop wearing it after the 2nd time a bee decided he had fallen in love with my damn shirt and would chase me all over the place..... .
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then it's even better :D
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For some reason I can't read this without hearing a violin
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I Like Depth Of Field!
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Do bitchy stalkery whiny ass models count?
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BACON BACON BACON
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bees have chased me a few times...but only because we provoked them.
one time my sister and i were cutting across a cow field and were walking on a log, well it was hollow and i stepped through it, and the swarm was on us. We had to run the rest of the way home. |
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I'd rather be on my boat.
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I'm sure the bees thought is was very romantic. LMAO!!
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I Like Depth Of Field!
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Then yep...yes I have.
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Work Work Work
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