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Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-30-2012 05:08 AM

Ever been chased by an insect
 
http://online.wsj.com/media/jlocust2...0113070724.jpg

seeandsee 11-30-2012 05:09 AM

hell yeah, fucking fly

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-30-2012 05:10 AM

This thing was ostrich fast.

lucas131 11-30-2012 05:10 AM

http://media.screened.com/uploads/1/..._bug_super.jpg

ask him ...

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-30-2012 05:11 AM

I suppose the people discovering it were the ones in the sect.

BIGTYMER 11-30-2012 05:12 AM

Been chased by these fuckers a few times.

http://www.theinformationarchives.co..._wasp-0071.jpg

L-Pink 11-30-2012 05:13 AM

Florida flying cockroaches.

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-30-2012 05:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER (Post 19339722)
Been chased by these fuckers a few times.

http://www.theinformationarchives.co..._wasp-0071.jpg

he goes in here

http://cdn.akaqa.com/shared/7/akaqa_...15888.3914.jpg

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-30-2012 05:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19339723)
Florida flying cockroaches.

Yes we have that shit too some places.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_miFqjTqkQp...0/june+bug.jpg

inventive 11-30-2012 05:17 AM

Wasps!! many times

Was worst when i had a nest in my roof

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-30-2012 05:18 AM

http://bumblebee-studios.se/wp-conte...OnPavement.jpg

I of course get harrased by these fucking flying tarantula bumble bees.

EddyTheDog 11-30-2012 05:19 AM

Wasps seem to know I am allergic and think its hilarious to chase me round the garden screaming like a girl.

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-30-2012 05:19 AM

http://eatrio.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/wasps.jpg

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-30-2012 05:22 AM


adult-help 11-30-2012 05:42 AM

i fucking hate spiders..

CyberHustler 11-30-2012 05:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19339723)
Florida flying cockroaches.

Word!

I never knew roaches could fly until I moved down there. That shit made me cry like a woman in fear. In NY they got wings but I guess they too fat to fly, they just fall slow. Them shits fly at you in Florida man. And yall got them mutant mosquitoes the size of a grown mans open hand too :mad: And them fuckin red ants that bite the shit out of you... Florida is pretty fucked up.

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-30-2012 05:52 AM

Anytime I spend in Florida I'm gardening with a net hat. Dully noted.

seeme 11-30-2012 06:08 AM

Flying cockroaches!, I didn't know they flew either till this year when one smacked me in the face. I also had a bat chase me down the road, not an insect but still...

CaptainHowdy 11-30-2012 06:12 AM

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-IwazxlSSVj...aked_lunch.jpg

Paul&John 11-30-2012 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monotony (Post 19339724)

gloryhole? :winkwink:

nico-t 11-30-2012 06:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul&John (Post 19339797)
gloryhole? :winkwink:

stick your cock in there and you won't get it out

Harmon 11-30-2012 06:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monotony (Post 19339726)
Yes we have that shit too some places.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_miFqjTqkQp...0/june+bug.jpg

He means these things
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ec12xu4Z9t.../s1600/bug.jpg

georgeyw 11-30-2012 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adult-help (Post 19339754)
i fucking hate spiders..

heh, I remember my 87 year old gran taking her shoe off to kill the biggest spider i've ever seen and not even batting an eyelid about it.

The world has become infested by plastic opening pussys

NatalieK 11-30-2012 06:45 AM

Hardly any nasty creepy crawlies in the UK, bee's & wasps, but our spiders are all reasonable size

http://gspotproductions.co.uk/resources/spider.jpg

sperbonzo 11-30-2012 07:25 AM

I used to like this hawaiian shirt. Very bright, yellow with large red and orange flowers on it.


I had to stop wearing it after the 2nd time a bee decided he had fallen in love with my damn shirt and would chase me all over the place.....



.

Paul&John 11-30-2012 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 19339801)
stick your cock in there and you won't get it out

then it's even better :D

ilnjscb 11-30-2012 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 19339872)
I used to like this hawaiian shirt. Very bright, yellow with large red and orange flowers on it.


I had to stop wearing it after the 2nd time a bee decided he had fallen in love with my damn shirt and would chase me all over the place.....



.

For some reason I can't read this without hearing a violin

PR_Glen 11-30-2012 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monotony (Post 19339716)

they roast and eat those like peanuts in mexico.

fitzmulti 11-30-2012 08:25 AM

Do bitchy stalkery whiny ass models count?

Phoenix 11-30-2012 08:30 AM

bees have chased me a few times...but only because we provoked them.
one time my sister and i were cutting across a cow field and were walking on a log, well it was hollow and i stepped through it, and the swarm was on us. We had to run the rest of the way home.

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-30-2012 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 19339955)
they roast and eat those like peanuts in mexico.

here they are radioactive and have the ball.

sperbonzo 11-30-2012 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilnjscb (Post 19339917)
For some reason I can't read this without hearing a violin

I'm sure the bees thought is was very romantic. LMAO!!




.:)

Tofu 11-30-2012 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fitzmulti (Post 19339957)
Do bitchy stalkery whiny ass models count?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Yes! Yes-the-fuck-they-DO!

fitzmulti 11-30-2012 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fitzmulti (Post 19339957)
Do bitchy stalkery whiny ass models count?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tofu (Post 19340069)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Yes! Yes-the-fuck-they-DO!

Then yep...yes I have.
:winkwink::winkwink:

_Richard_ 11-30-2012 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monotony (Post 19339729)
http://bumblebee-studios.se/wp-conte...OnPavement.jpg

I of course get harrased by these fucking flying tarantula bumble bees.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

John-ACWM 11-30-2012 10:30 AM

:) yes, bees are everywhere.


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