I've had it with Jamie Oliver!

[Dirty F]

I'm done with him!
The guy simply can't cook. He really can't! He just puts stuff together and heats it.
Notice how he fucking burns everything as soon as a grill or bbq is involved?
He puts lemon(juice) and chili's in everything! And i really mean everything! There something seriously wrong with that guy.
He says "sort of" in every single sentence.
I could go on some more...

I'm just trying to say no more Jamie Oliver for me!

[CurrentlySober]

Originally Posted by Dirty F

I'm done with him!
The guy simply can't cook. He really can't! He just puts stuff together and heats it.
Notice how he fucking burns everything as soon as a grill or bbq is involved?
He puts lemon(juice) and chili's in everything! And i really mean everything! There something seriously wrong with that guy.
He says "sort of" in every single sentence.
I could go on some more...

I'm just trying to say no more Jamie Oliver for me!

I hear yah... I watched a film with Tom Cruise the other night...

But he insisted on smoking, wouldn't use an ashtray, and spilt popcorn all over my sofa...

FUCKING CUNT!

[v4 media]

man's worth about 50 million I doubt he cares.

[seeric]

That tool is not a chef. He's a TV sheep chef.

You're extremely Internet proficient, and I'm sure you won't have problems finding the real ones, so why even follow that guy around any how?

[Dirty F]

Originally Posted by seeric

That tool is not a chef. He's a TV sheep chef.

You're extremely Internet proficient, and I'm sure you won't have problems finding the real ones, so why even follow that guy around any how?

It's just that he has a show on every channel i watch on tv lately.

I can't stand him yet i keep watching :/

[omgt]

always been a fake cockney - but did a lot for school meals

[seeric]

Two of my Favorites. Not TV chefs.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fergus_Henderson

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferran_Adri%C3%A0

Tell you what though, if you want to watch a great food show, that's about awesome food, watch Diners, Drive ins, and Dives. You'll be so food porned out. The guy is pretty funny who hosts it too, another TV sheep chef, Guy Fieri, but at least he's funny.

[Dirty F]

Originally Posted by omgt

always been a fake cockney - but did a lot for school meals

Yeah, that was good.
Amazing what those kids eat.

[Dirty F]

Originally Posted by seeric

Two of my Favorites. Not TV chefs.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fergus_Henderson

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferran_Adri%C3%A0

Tell you what though, if you want to watch a great food show, that's about awesome food, watch Diners, Drive ins, and Dives. You'll be so food porned out. The guy is pretty funny who hosts it too, another TV sheep chef, Guy Fieri, but at least he's funny.

I'll check it out

[John-ACWM]

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

I hear yah... I watched a film with Tom Cruise the other night...

But he insisted on smoking, wouldn't use an ashtray, and spilt popcorn all over my sofa...

FUCKING CUNT!

[PR_Glen]

Originally Posted by seeric

That tool is not a chef. He's a TV sheep chef.

You're extremely Internet proficient, and I'm sure you won't have problems finding the real ones, so why even follow that guy around any how?

are you fucking serious? How do you figure he has made all that money and got all those shows in the first place? His sense of humour?

No, you just hate him because he is popular, other chefs hate him because he's doing the same dishes they are doing look simpler. What makes him as popular is that he keeps things more down to earth and does stuff that can be done by anyone in a reasonable amount of time and doesn't have a chefs kitchen with every kind of gadget available.

I agree a lot of his recipes have the same ingredients and he even admits that there are better, fancier way to do those dishes but they are time consuming and more often then not more work than they are worth, especially when doing it yourself. Everyone has their own style too so that can be expected with any chef if you see them cook enough.

[EddyTheDog]

I like the way he cooks - But I like lemon and chili....

We used to go to his parents pub for Sunday lunches - He is from the same area as me.

[pimpmaster9000]

well watch lorraine pascale then...at least she is really fuckable :D

[seeandsee]

His marketing was perfect not cooking

[ottopottomouse]

Originally Posted by seeric

Tell you what though, if you want to watch a great food show, that's about awesome food, watch Diners, Drive ins, and Dives. You'll be so food porned out. The guy is pretty funny who hosts it too, another TV sheep chef, Guy Fieri, but at least he's funny.

I started watching that a few weeks ago

[CurrentlySober]

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

I started watching that a few weeks ago

Channel?

[sperbonzo]

Thank goodness someone is finally standing up to Jamie Oliver! The number of times I have lain awake at nights and thought, "Dear God! When will people finally wake up and say "no more Jamie Oliver for me"?" It's been agony. My every waking moment has become consumed with the terrible evils being perpetrated by that so-called chef. My wife and child have been suffering for years now at the hands of this monster, and my child is only 14 months old! He makes Himmler look like a pretty nice guy! Pol Pot was a simple amatuer compared to this Pillar of Evil!

This has got to stop.... Oh the humanity!!!



You are helping the world to become a better place Dirty F.


Bless you sir!





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[SGS]

It had to be said...

[Dirty F]

Originally Posted by sperbonzo

Thank goodness someone is finally standing up to Jamie Oliver! The number of times I have lain awake at nights and thought, "Dear God! When will people finally wake up and say "no more Jamie Oliver for me"?" It's been agony. My every waking moment has become consumed with the terrible evils being perpetrated by that so-called chef. My wife and child have been suffering for years now at the hands of this monster, and my child is only 14 months old! He makes Himmler look like a pretty nice guy! Pol Pot was a simple amatuer compared to this Pillar of Evil!

This has got to stop.... Oh the humanity!!!



You are helping the world to become a better place Dirty F.


Bless you sir!





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[GonZo]

Originally Posted by seeric

Two of my Favorites. Not TV chefs.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fergus_Henderson

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferran_Adri%C3%A0

Tell you what though, if you want to watch a great food show, that's about awesome food, watch Diners, Drive ins, and Dives. You'll be so food porned out. The guy is pretty funny who hosts it too, another TV sheep chef, Guy Fieri, but at least he's funny.

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/14/di...ewanted=1&_r=0

[Scott McD]

Oliver is an annoying cunt.

The only tv chef I watch is Nigella Lawson. For obvious reasons...

[sperbonzo]

Originally Posted by Scott McD

Oliver is an annoying cunt.

The only tv chef I watch is Nigella Lawson. For obvious reasons...

That's funny.... the reasons don't seem obvious to me. I just can't figure out what those reasons could be.....

[ottopottomouse]

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Channel?

Food Network on Freeview.
10.00-11.00 tonight.

[CurrentlySober]

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Food Network on Freeview.
10.00-11.00 tonight.

Cool, Thanks... Ive found it!

[SGS]

[adulttraffic]

How in hell can you compare Himmler with some stupid cooking show guy? Your attempt at humor is just idiotic.

Originally Posted by sperbonzo

Thank goodness someone is finally standing up to Jamie Oliver! The number of times I have lain awake at nights and thought, "Dear God! When will people finally wake up and say "no more Jamie Oliver for me"?" It's been agony. My every waking moment has become consumed with the terrible evils being perpetrated by that so-called chef. My wife and child have been suffering for years now at the hands of this monster, and my child is only 14 months old! He makes Himmler look like a pretty nice guy! Pol Pot was a simple amatuer compared to this Pillar of Evil!

This has got to stop.... Oh the humanity!!!



You are helping the world to become a better place Dirty F.


Bless you sir!





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[sperbonzo]

Originally Posted by adulttraffic

How in hell can you compare Himmler with some stupid cooking show guy? Your attempt at humor is just idiotic.

Here. Let me try to help you out with this....



"Hyperbole, a type of figure of speech, uses exaggeration or overstatement for emphasis."

"A hyperbole is a figure of speech in which statements are exaggerated or extravagant. It may be used due to strong feelings or is used to create a strong impression and is not meant to be taken literally. It is often used as a comedic device."





(Besides, I don't see what you have against Himmler.... maybe he was a really bad cook also!)







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[DVTimes]

i used to do shoots next to his mums pub.

he bought his mum this realy old pub and next to it is a studio.

been a few times.

i think his mum fancies me.

[DamianJ]

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

I started watching that a few weeks ago

I loves me some ddd. Also man vs food is entertaining. And the sandwich show the m vs f guy does.

[DamianJ]

Originally Posted by DVTimes

i used to do shoots next to his mums pub.

he bought his mum this realy old pub and next to it is a studio.

been a few times.

i think his mum fancies me.

I thought you liked guys?

[Johny Traffic]

Originally Posted by adulttraffic

How in hell can you compare Himmler with some stupid cooking show guy? Your attempt at humor is just idiotic.

I dont think it was a joke. As you can see here Himmler was a very bad cook

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3NXx73bTFOY

[Choopa_Pardo]

Oliver's speech impediment is the most annoying part about him. He generally wants to help people eat well, which I find admirable.

[alias]

Originally Posted by GonZo

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/14/di...ewanted=1&_r=0

Was going to post that.

[seeric]

Originally Posted by PR_Glen

are you fucking serious? How do you figure he has made all that money and got all those shows in the first place? His sense of humour?

No, you just hate him because he is popular, other chefs hate him because he's doing the same dishes they are doing look simpler. What makes him as popular is that he keeps things more down to earth and does stuff that can be done by anyone in a reasonable amount of time and doesn't have a chefs kitchen with every kind of gadget available.

I agree a lot of his recipes have the same ingredients and he even admits that there are better, fancier way to do those dishes but they are time consuming and more often then not more work than they are worth, especially when doing it yourself. Everyone has their own style too so that can be expected with any chef if you see them cook enough.

No, he's a sheep chef for TV. He's a tool. Big time chefs think he's a joke. I don't hate anyone. Not even people like you who know 0 about me, but guess at things.

You guys really need to spend some time away from GFY. Turns most of you into know it alls.

Peace.

[seeric]

Originally Posted by GonZo

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/14/di...ewanted=1&_r=0

Don't give a shit about his food. I think he's a shit chef too. But he's another sheeple TV chef, who is as I pointed out, at least a funny guy.

The people making the food on DDD are hometown, popular restaurant cooks and mom and pops.

Guy Fieri's restaurants suck balls.

[sperbonzo]

Originally Posted by johny traffic

i dont think it was a joke. As you can see here himmler was a very bad cook

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3nxx73btfoy

thank you!!









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[adulttraffic]

I don't need your help in understanding your poor sense of humor. But I suspect you understand your so called "hyperbole" was in poor taste. Or do I need to inform you their is nothing "funny" about Himmler?

Originally Posted by sperbonzo

Here. Let me try to help you out with this....



"Hyperbole, a type of figure of speech, uses exaggeration or overstatement for emphasis."

"A hyperbole is a figure of speech in which statements are exaggerated or extravagant. It may be used due to strong feelings or is used to create a strong impression and is not meant to be taken literally. It is often used as a comedic device."





(Besides, I don't see what you have against Himmler.... maybe he was a really bad cook also!)







.

[adulttraffic]

Thank you? Just proves hes as much as an idiot as you! LOL

Originally Posted by sperbonzo

thank you!!









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[sperbonzo]

Originally Posted by adulttraffic

I don't need your help in understanding your poor sense of humor. But I suspect you understand your so called "hyperbole" was in poor taste. Or do I need to inform you their is nothing "funny" about Himmler?

He was HILARIOUS!! My grandmother could have told you so. She was his "guest" for a while at one of his "resorts". She still had the stamp from the nightclub doorman on her wrist.

I think that might be where she found out about his bad cooking. Apparently he burned pretty much everything.....







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[EddyTheDog]

Originally Posted by sperbonzo

He was HILARIOUS!! My grandmother could have told you so. She was his "guest" for a while at one of his "resorts". She still had the stamp from the nightclub doorman on her wrist.

I think that might be where she found out about his bad cooking. Apparently he burned pretty much everything.....







.

^^^^

This is why I like the Jews - That and my nose fetish....

[Johny Traffic]

Originally Posted by adulttraffic

Thank you? Just proves hes as much as an idiot as you! LOL

Don't worry, no one will know that you've had a lobotomy, if you wear a hat to hide to the scars and learn to control the slobbering.

[Johny Traffic]

Originally Posted by adulttraffic

Or do I need to inform you their is nothing "funny" about Himmler?

there

Too bad stupidity isn't painful.

[ottopottomouse]

Originally Posted by sperbonzo

He was HILARIOUS!! My grandmother could have told you so. She was his "guest" for a while at one of his "resorts". She still had the stamp from the nightclub doorman on her wrist.

I think that might be where she found out about his bad cooking. Apparently he burned pretty much everything.....







.

[Johny Traffic]

Originally Posted by sperbonzo

He was HILARIOUS!! My grandmother could have told you so. She was his "guest" for a while at one of his "resorts". She still had the stamp from the nightclub doorman on her wrist.

I think that might be where she found out about his bad cooking. Apparently he burned pretty much everything.....







.

lol'd ....

[CaptainHowdy]

You're easily bothered ...

[Dirty F]

Originally Posted by adulttraffic

I don't need your help in understanding your poor sense of humor. But I suspect you understand your so called "hyperbole" was in poor taste. Or do I need to inform you their is nothing "funny" about Himmler?

You must have a real shitty life.

[alias]

Originally Posted by sperbonzo

He was HILARIOUS!! My grandmother could have told you so. She was his "guest" for a while at one of his "resorts". She still had the stamp from the nightclub doorman on her wrist.

I think that might be where she found out about his bad cooking. Apparently he burned pretty much everything.....







.

Nice one.

[LeRoy]

On a side note....

Rachael Ray can cook breakfast for me anytime

Carry one folks