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  • Dirty F
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    • Jul 2001
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    #1

    I've had it with Jamie Oliver!

    I'm done with him!
    The guy simply can't cook. He really can't! He just puts stuff together and heats it.
    Notice how he fucking burns everything as soon as a grill or bbq is involved?
    He puts lemon(juice) and chili's in everything! And i really mean everything! There something seriously wrong with that guy.
    He says "sort of" in every single sentence.
    I could go on some more...

    I'm just trying to say no more Jamie Oliver for me!
  • CurrentlySober
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    • Aug 2002
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    #2
    Originally posted by Dirty F
    I'm done with him!
    The guy simply can't cook. He really can't! He just puts stuff together and heats it.
    Notice how he fucking burns everything as soon as a grill or bbq is involved?
    He puts lemon(juice) and chili's in everything! And i really mean everything! There something seriously wrong with that guy.
    He says "sort of" in every single sentence.
    I could go on some more...

    I'm just trying to say no more Jamie Oliver for me!
    I hear yah... I watched a film with Tom Cruise the other night...

    But he insisted on smoking, wouldn't use an ashtray, and spilt popcorn all over my sofa...

    FUCKING CUNT!


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    • v4 media
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      #3
      man's worth about 50 million I doubt he cares.

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      • seeric
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        #4
        That tool is not a chef. He's a TV sheep chef.

        You're extremely Internet proficient, and I'm sure you won't have problems finding the real ones, so why even follow that guy around any how?

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        • Dirty F
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          • Jul 2001
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          #5
          Originally posted by seeric
          That tool is not a chef. He's a TV sheep chef.

          You're extremely Internet proficient, and I'm sure you won't have problems finding the real ones, so why even follow that guy around any how?
          It's just that he has a show on every channel i watch on tv lately.

          I can't stand him yet i keep watching :/

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          • omgt
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            • May 2005
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            #6
            always been a fake cockney - but did a lot for school meals

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            • seeric
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              • Aug 2004
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              #7
              Two of my Favorites. Not TV chefs.

              http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fergus_Henderson

              http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferran_Adri%C3%A0

              Tell you what though, if you want to watch a great food show, that's about awesome food, watch Diners, Drive ins, and Dives. You'll be so food porned out. The guy is pretty funny who hosts it too, another TV sheep chef, Guy Fieri, but at least he's funny.

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              • Dirty F
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                • Jul 2001
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                #8
                Originally posted by omgt
                always been a fake cockney - but did a lot for school meals
                Yeah, that was good.
                Amazing what those kids eat.
                Last edited by Dirty F; 11-15-2012, 07:38 AM.

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                • Dirty F
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                  • Jul 2001
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by seeric
                  Two of my Favorites. Not TV chefs.

                  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fergus_Henderson

                  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferran_Adri%C3%A0

                  Tell you what though, if you want to watch a great food show, that's about awesome food, watch Diners, Drive ins, and Dives. You'll be so food porned out. The guy is pretty funny who hosts it too, another TV sheep chef, Guy Fieri, but at least he's funny.

                  I'll check it out

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                  • John-ACWM
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                    • Nov 2008
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                    I hear yah... I watched a film with Tom Cruise the other night...

                    But he insisted on smoking, wouldn't use an ashtray, and spilt popcorn all over my sofa...

                    FUCKING CUNT!

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                    • PR_Glen
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by seeric
                      That tool is not a chef. He's a TV sheep chef.

                      You're extremely Internet proficient, and I'm sure you won't have problems finding the real ones, so why even follow that guy around any how?
                      are you fucking serious? How do you figure he has made all that money and got all those shows in the first place? His sense of humour?

                      No, you just hate him because he is popular, other chefs hate him because he's doing the same dishes they are doing look simpler. What makes him as popular is that he keeps things more down to earth and does stuff that can be done by anyone in a reasonable amount of time and doesn't have a chefs kitchen with every kind of gadget available.

                      I agree a lot of his recipes have the same ingredients and he even admits that there are better, fancier way to do those dishes but they are time consuming and more often then not more work than they are worth, especially when doing it yourself. Everyone has their own style too so that can be expected with any chef if you see them cook enough.
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                      • EddyTheDog
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                        #12
                        I like the way he cooks - But I like lemon and chili....

                        We used to go to his parents pub for Sunday lunches - He is from the same area as me.

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                        • pimpmaster9000
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                          #13
                          well watch lorraine pascale then...at least she is really fuckable :D

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                            His marketing was perfect not cooking
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                            • ottopottomouse
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by seeric
                              Tell you what though, if you want to watch a great food show, that's about awesome food, watch Diners, Drive ins, and Dives. You'll be so food porned out. The guy is pretty funny who hosts it too, another TV sheep chef, Guy Fieri, but at least he's funny.
                              I started watching that a few weeks ago
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                              • CurrentlySober
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by ottopottomouse
                                I started watching that a few weeks ago
                                Channel?


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                                • sperbonzo
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                                  #17
                                  Thank goodness someone is finally standing up to Jamie Oliver! The number of times I have lain awake at nights and thought, "Dear God! When will people finally wake up and say "no more Jamie Oliver for me"?" It's been agony. My every waking moment has become consumed with the terrible evils being perpetrated by that so-called chef. My wife and child have been suffering for years now at the hands of this monster, and my child is only 14 months old! He makes Himmler look like a pretty nice guy! Pol Pot was a simple amatuer compared to this Pillar of Evil!

                                  This has got to stop.... Oh the humanity!!!



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                                  Last edited by sperbonzo; 11-15-2012, 08:36 AM.
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                                  • SGS
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                                    • Dirty F
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by sperbonzo
                                      Thank goodness someone is finally standing up to Jamie Oliver! The number of times I have lain awake at nights and thought, "Dear God! When will people finally wake up and say "no more Jamie Oliver for me"?" It's been agony. My every waking moment has become consumed with the terrible evils being perpetrated by that so-called chef. My wife and child have been suffering for years now at the hands of this monster, and my child is only 14 months old! He makes Himmler look like a pretty nice guy! Pol Pot was a simple amatuer compared to this Pillar of Evil!

                                      This has got to stop.... Oh the humanity!!!



                                      You are helping the world to become a better place Dirty F.


                                      Bless you sir!





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                                      • GonZo
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by seeric
                                        Two of my Favorites. Not TV chefs.

                                        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fergus_Henderson

                                        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferran_Adri%C3%A0

                                        Tell you what though, if you want to watch a great food show, that's about awesome food, watch Diners, Drive ins, and Dives. You'll be so food porned out. The guy is pretty funny who hosts it too, another TV sheep chef, Guy Fieri, but at least he's funny.
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                                        • Scott McD
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                                          #21
                                          Oliver is an annoying cunt.

                                          The only tv chef I watch is Nigella Lawson. For obvious reasons...


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                                          • sperbonzo
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                                            • May 2003
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Scott McD
                                            Oliver is an annoying cunt.

                                            The only tv chef I watch is Nigella Lawson. For obvious reasons...
                                            That's funny.... the reasons don't seem obvious to me. I just can't figure out what those reasons could be.....



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                                            • ottopottomouse
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                              Channel?
                                              Food Network on Freeview.
                                              10.00-11.00 tonight.
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                                              • CurrentlySober
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by ottopottomouse
                                                Food Network on Freeview.
                                                10.00-11.00 tonight.
                                                Cool, Thanks... Ive found it!


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                                                • SGS
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                                                  • adulttraffic
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                                                    #26
                                                    How in hell can you compare Himmler with some stupid cooking show guy? Your attempt at humor is just idiotic.

                                                    Originally posted by sperbonzo
                                                    Thank goodness someone is finally standing up to Jamie Oliver! The number of times I have lain awake at nights and thought, "Dear God! When will people finally wake up and say "no more Jamie Oliver for me"?" It's been agony. My every waking moment has become consumed with the terrible evils being perpetrated by that so-called chef. My wife and child have been suffering for years now at the hands of this monster, and my child is only 14 months old! He makes Himmler look like a pretty nice guy! Pol Pot was a simple amatuer compared to this Pillar of Evil!

                                                    This has got to stop.... Oh the humanity!!!



                                                    You are helping the world to become a better place Dirty F.


                                                    Bless you sir!





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                                                    • sperbonzo
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by adulttraffic
                                                      How in hell can you compare Himmler with some stupid cooking show guy? Your attempt at humor is just idiotic.

                                                      Here. Let me try to help you out with this....



                                                      "Hyperbole, a type of figure of speech, uses exaggeration or overstatement for emphasis."

                                                      "A hyperbole is a figure of speech in which statements are exaggerated or extravagant. It may be used due to strong feelings or is used to create a strong impression and is not meant to be taken literally. It is often used as a comedic device."





                                                      (Besides, I don't see what you have against Himmler.... maybe he was a really bad cook also!)







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                                                      • DVTimes
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                                                        #28
                                                        i used to do shoots next to his mums pub.

                                                        he bought his mum this realy old pub and next to it is a studio.

                                                        been a few times.

                                                        i think his mum fancies me.
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                                                        • DamianJ
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by ottopottomouse
                                                          I started watching that a few weeks ago
                                                          I loves me some ddd. Also man vs food is entertaining. And the sandwich show the m vs f guy does.

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                                                          • DamianJ
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by DVTimes
                                                            i used to do shoots next to his mums pub.

                                                            he bought his mum this realy old pub and next to it is a studio.

                                                            been a few times.

                                                            i think his mum fancies me.
                                                            I thought you liked guys?

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                                                            • Johny Traffic
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by adulttraffic
                                                              How in hell can you compare Himmler with some stupid cooking show guy? Your attempt at humor is just idiotic.
                                                              I dont think it was a joke. As you can see here Himmler was a very bad cook

                                                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NXx73bTFOY


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                                                              • Choopa_Pardo
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                                                                #32
                                                                Oliver's speech impediment is the most annoying part about him. He generally wants to help people eat well, which I find admirable.
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                                                                • alias
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Was going to post that.
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                                                                  • seeric
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by PR_Glen
                                                                    are you fucking serious? How do you figure he has made all that money and got all those shows in the first place? His sense of humour?

                                                                    No, you just hate him because he is popular, other chefs hate him because he's doing the same dishes they are doing look simpler. What makes him as popular is that he keeps things more down to earth and does stuff that can be done by anyone in a reasonable amount of time and doesn't have a chefs kitchen with every kind of gadget available.

                                                                    I agree a lot of his recipes have the same ingredients and he even admits that there are better, fancier way to do those dishes but they are time consuming and more often then not more work than they are worth, especially when doing it yourself. Everyone has their own style too so that can be expected with any chef if you see them cook enough.
                                                                    No, he's a sheep chef for TV. He's a tool. Big time chefs think he's a joke. I don't hate anyone. Not even people like you who know 0 about me, but guess at things.

                                                                    You guys really need to spend some time away from GFY. Turns most of you into know it alls.

                                                                    Peace.

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                                                                    • seeric
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                                                                      • Aug 2004
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Don't give a shit about his food. I think he's a shit chef too. But he's another sheeple TV chef, who is as I pointed out, at least a funny guy.

                                                                      The people making the food on DDD are hometown, popular restaurant cooks and mom and pops.

                                                                      Guy Fieri's restaurants suck balls.

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                                                                      • sperbonzo
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by johny traffic
                                                                        i dont think it was a joke. As you can see here himmler was a very bad cook

                                                                        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nxx73btfoy

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                                                                        • adulttraffic
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          I don't need your help in understanding your poor sense of humor. But I suspect you understand your so called "hyperbole" was in poor taste. Or do I need to inform you their is nothing "funny" about Himmler?

                                                                          Originally posted by sperbonzo
                                                                          Here. Let me try to help you out with this....



                                                                          "Hyperbole, a type of figure of speech, uses exaggeration or overstatement for emphasis."

                                                                          "A hyperbole is a figure of speech in which statements are exaggerated or extravagant. It may be used due to strong feelings or is used to create a strong impression and is not meant to be taken literally. It is often used as a comedic device."





                                                                          (Besides, I don't see what you have against Himmler.... maybe he was a really bad cook also!)







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                                                                          • adulttraffic
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Thank you? Just proves hes as much as an idiot as you! LOL

                                                                            Originally posted by sperbonzo
                                                                            thank you!!









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                                                                            • sperbonzo
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by adulttraffic
                                                                              I don't need your help in understanding your poor sense of humor. But I suspect you understand your so called "hyperbole" was in poor taste. Or do I need to inform you their is nothing "funny" about Himmler?

                                                                              He was HILARIOUS!! My grandmother could have told you so. She was his "guest" for a while at one of his "resorts". She still had the stamp from the nightclub doorman on her wrist.

                                                                              I think that might be where she found out about his bad cooking. Apparently he burned pretty much everything.....







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                                                                              • EddyTheDog
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by sperbonzo
                                                                                He was HILARIOUS!! My grandmother could have told you so. She was his "guest" for a while at one of his "resorts". She still had the stamp from the nightclub doorman on her wrist.

                                                                                I think that might be where she found out about his bad cooking. Apparently he burned pretty much everything.....







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                                                                                • Johny Traffic
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by adulttraffic
                                                                                  Thank you? Just proves hes as much as an idiot as you! LOL
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                                                                                  • Johny Traffic
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by adulttraffic
                                                                                    Or do I need to inform you their is nothing "funny" about Himmler?
                                                                                    there

                                                                                    Too bad stupidity isn't painful.


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                                                                                    • ottopottomouse
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by sperbonzo
                                                                                      He was HILARIOUS!! My grandmother could have told you so. She was his "guest" for a while at one of his "resorts". She still had the stamp from the nightclub doorman on her wrist.

                                                                                      I think that might be where she found out about his bad cooking. Apparently he burned pretty much everything.....







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                                                                                      • Johny Traffic
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by sperbonzo
                                                                                        He was HILARIOUS!! My grandmother could have told you so. She was his "guest" for a while at one of his "resorts". She still had the stamp from the nightclub doorman on her wrist.

                                                                                        I think that might be where she found out about his bad cooking. Apparently he burned pretty much everything.....







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                                                                                        • CaptainHowdy
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                                                                                          • Dirty F
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by adulttraffic
                                                                                            I don't need your help in understanding your poor sense of humor. But I suspect you understand your so called "hyperbole" was in poor taste. Or do I need to inform you their is nothing "funny" about Himmler?
                                                                                            You must have a real shitty life.

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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by sperbonzo
                                                                                              He was HILARIOUS!! My grandmother could have told you so. She was his "guest" for a while at one of his "resorts". She still had the stamp from the nightclub doorman on her wrist.

                                                                                              I think that might be where she found out about his bad cooking. Apparently he burned pretty much everything.....







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