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Old 11-14-2012, 02:53 AM   #1
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Having a fucked up, everything that can go wrong is going wrong, kinda day. Just figured I'd get everything terrible dealt with today!
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Old 11-14-2012, 03:08 AM   #2
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No.. but I'll kick you in your eye socket until it becomes mushy.
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Old 11-14-2012, 03:12 AM   #3
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I had a dream last night that I beat a guy until he slowly started withering into a skeleton. Like every punch took life force out of him. By the end he collapsed on his knees and his body was half rotten and bones were sticking out.

Anyone else ever get that?
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Old 11-14-2012, 03:35 AM   #4
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Did you wake up to find the remains of your bleeding and battered partner next to you? Did you dig a hole out back?
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Old 11-14-2012, 03:41 AM   #5
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I had a dream last night, that I was a chicken...

I had to lay an egg, but I was scared and thought it would be really painful. The other chickens told me not to worry, that it was perfectly natural, and just to relax and let nature take its course...



Needless to say, I awoke to a shitty bed again...
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Old 11-14-2012, 04:00 AM   #7
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I had a dream last night, that I was a chicken...

I had to lay an egg, but I was scared and thought it would be really painful. The other chickens told me not to worry, that it was perfectly natural, and just to relax and let nature take its course...



Needless to say, I awoke to a shitty bed again...
That properly tickled me
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Old 11-14-2012, 04:06 AM   #8
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I had a dream I beat your chicken hole until it was mushy.
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Old 11-14-2012, 04:08 AM   #10
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First half of my day was like that too... it got better slowly.

My mom said take another pill, I'm like you're goddamn right I will.

Not really. Still S8RT ;))) Buck up bro! ;)
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I had a dream last night that I beat a guy until he slowly started withering into a skeleton. Like every punch took life force out of him. By the end he collapsed on his knees and his body was half rotten and bones were sticking out.

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Old 11-15-2012, 06:04 AM   #16
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Old 11-15-2012, 06:06 AM   #17
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I had a dream last night, that I was a chicken...

I had to lay an egg, but I was scared and thought it would be really painful. The other chickens told me not to worry, that it was perfectly natural, and just to relax and let nature take its course...



Needless to say, I awoke to a shitty bed again...
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Old 11-15-2012, 08:39 AM   #18
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Old 11-15-2012, 08:45 AM   #19
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Today is going much better. Please cease all ball kicking as of now.
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