Does Anyone Need to Kick Me in the Balls?
 

Having a fucked up, everything that can go wrong is going wrong, kinda day. Just figured I'd get everything terrible dealt with today!

No.. but I'll kick you in your eye socket until it becomes mushy.

I had a dream last night that I beat a guy until he slowly started withering into a skeleton. Like every punch took life force out of him. By the end he collapsed on his knees and his body was half rotten and bones were sticking out.

Anyone else ever get that?

Did you wake up to find the remains of your bleeding and battered partner next to you? Did you dig a hole out back?

I had a dream last night, that I was a chicken...

I had to lay an egg, but I was scared and thought it would be really painful. The other chickens told me not to worry, that it was perfectly natural, and just to relax and let nature take its course...



Needless to say, I awoke to a shitty bed again... :(

Are you pissing blood again? :(

That properly tickled me

I had a dream I beat your chicken hole until it was mushy.

Fuggin mushy holes 2012 biotch.

First half of my day was like that too... it got better slowly.

My mom said take another pill, I'm like you're goddamn right I will.

Not really. Still S8RT ;))) Buck up bro! ;)

Represent the mush.

I am mad also, i am getting shortcut

Push push in the mush.

Thats cause you is like a DUCK, so you understand 100%...

After I play Mortal Kombat, yes...

http://blog.turntablelab.com/images/balls.gif

I hope tomorrow is better for you... :smilie_we

ADG

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Smash your nuts into the screen right now.

http://i.imgur.com/VwmZe.jpg

Today is going much better. Please cease all ball kicking as of now.