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Old 10-24-2012, 02:16 PM   #1
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Gift ideas for a 5 month old baby??????

Dont tell me diapers...

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Anybody recommend some good gifts?
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Old 10-24-2012, 02:20 PM   #2
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Old 10-24-2012, 02:21 PM   #3
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Just a nice box wrapped in shiny paper. Babies should love that.
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Old 10-24-2012, 02:22 PM   #4
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Old 10-24-2012, 02:23 PM   #5
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Big tits? Babies dig tits.

Sorry I don't know. I came in here to suggest a diaper cake. That's where you make diapers into the shape of a cake and decorate it with rattles and toys and baby powder and whatnot.
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Old 10-24-2012, 02:25 PM   #6
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I have almost a 2 month old. Babies seem to love to shit themselves. I think mine loves nothing better...god damn i ruined my life...anyways - buy diapers or baby wipes.
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Old 10-24-2012, 02:27 PM   #7
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This t-shirt from t-shirt hell baby collection. My neighbors love the one I got their kid.

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Old 10-24-2012, 02:27 PM   #8
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Old 10-24-2012, 02:28 PM   #9
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Old 10-24-2012, 02:28 PM   #10
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Old 10-24-2012, 02:29 PM   #11
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I have almost a 2 month old. Babies seem to love to shit themselves. I think mine loves nothing better...god damn i ruined my life...anyways - buy diapers or baby wipes.
Thanks. You just confirmed again the fact that i will never have a baby. I could never handle that.
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Old 10-24-2012, 02:29 PM   #12
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Old 10-24-2012, 02:30 PM   #13
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i was gonna get em a video camera monitor thingy but they got one already
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Old 10-24-2012, 02:34 PM   #14
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i saw something really cute at a babyshower that you could do. buy a large basket with a handle and put a ton of little socks in the middle arranged nicely. surround the socks with all types of little shoes in a couple sizes. do it
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Old 10-24-2012, 02:35 PM   #15
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They lie face down and spin themselves on these

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Lamaze-Spin-...1114461&sr=8-6
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Old 10-24-2012, 02:35 PM   #16
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i saw something really cute at a babyshower that you could do. buy a large basket with a handle and put a ton of little socks in the middle arranged nicely. surround the socks with all types of little shoes in a couple sizes. do it
Jesus christ
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Old 10-24-2012, 02:36 PM   #17
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I'm still trying to get over the fact Konrad has a kid.

If you are going for practical, get the kid a savings bond.

Otherwise, I suggest Tiffany plate set.
http://www.tiffany.com/Shopping/Item...+6-ri+-ni+0-t+
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Old 10-24-2012, 02:39 PM   #18
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Dont tell me diapers...

lol

Anybody recommend some good gifts?
What's the occasion? It's not his birthday... it's not a baby shower...
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Old 10-24-2012, 02:46 PM   #19
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Old 10-24-2012, 02:48 PM   #20
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From Juicy I'd expect a gift certificate from a tanning salon for the kid,

Never too early to start
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Old 10-24-2012, 02:50 PM   #21
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Old 10-24-2012, 02:57 PM   #22
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Old 10-24-2012, 02:58 PM   #23
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Anybody recommend some good gifts?


I hear most 5 months olds like these!

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Old 10-24-2012, 05:17 PM   #26
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These are awesome - http://www.kidsii.com/taggies/

My daughter played/sucked on the tags on her stuffed animals and blankets more than anything.

I'm sure they won't have anything like this

You could also get this - http://www.amazon.com/LeapFrog-Scout.../dp/B0080M1GX0 or http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...d-games&sr=1-1

You can program it with your child's name, their favorite animal and fruit, and change the songs on it. It's definitely well worth the $20. It may be a bit old for the 5 month old, but they'll have it for awhile. My daughter sleeps with this thing every night now. When she gets into her crib, she turns it on and it says "Goodnight (CHILDS NAME)"


ANDDDD http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_no...er+wipe+warmer this could come in very handy if they live in a cooler climate. Babies hate cold wipes on their butts!
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I have almost a 2 month old. Babies seem to love to shit themselves. I think mine loves nothing better...god damn i ruined my life...anyways - buy diapers or baby wipes.
It gets better lol

I have a 6 month old and he loves his jumper. Look into getting the baby one of these http://www.amazon.com/Fisher-Price-K...tr_166850011_1

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I have almost a 2 month old. Babies seem to love to shit themselves. I think mine loves nothing better...god damn i ruined my life...anyways - buy diapers or baby wipes.
it gets better man...wait until they run into the room screaming with joy to see you, after you have had a bad day or something.

i have two kids, it is a lot of work, but it is nothing but great
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Old 10-24-2012, 09:58 PM   #33
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Check this out

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my 4m old son adores it

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my 4m old son adores it
I use one as well while working behind the computer. It's great.
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Thanks. You just confirmed again the fact that i will never have a baby. I could never handle that.
I think you should...why should you have it better then me
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thx all for suggestions got a good one from someone on FB I will be getting that most likely and will get the kid also a lifetime brazzers membership
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