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Gift ideas for a 5 month old baby??????
Dont tell me diapers...
lol Anybody recommend some good gifts? |
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A grater.
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Just a nice box wrapped in shiny paper. Babies should love that.
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Big tits? Babies dig tits.
Sorry I don't know. I came in here to suggest a diaper cake. That's where you make diapers into the shape of a cake and decorate it with rattles and toys and baby powder and whatnot.
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I have almost a 2 month old. Babies seem to love to shit themselves. I think mine loves nothing better...god damn i ruined my life...anyways - buy diapers or baby wipes.
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working on my tan
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![]() This t-shirt from t-shirt hell baby collection. My neighbors love the one I got their kid. |
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Pay It Forward
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Growing Baby? Clack & Play Crab
Baby Einstein Count and Compose Piano Tolo Toys Rolling Shape Sorter Lamaze Play & Grow Freddie the Firefly Take Along Toy
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pacifier, stuffed animal, bottle of cristal
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Thanks. You just confirmed again the fact that i will never have a baby. I could never handle that.
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Iphone 5
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i was gonna get em a video camera monitor thingy but they got one already
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i saw something really cute at a babyshower that you could do. buy a large basket with a handle and put a ton of little socks in the middle arranged nicely. surround the socks with all types of little shoes in a couple sizes. do it
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They lie face down and spin themselves on these
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Lamaze-Spin-...1114461&sr=8-6
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GOO!
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I'm still trying to get over the fact Konrad has a kid.
If you are going for practical, get the kid a savings bond. Otherwise, I suggest Tiffany plate set. http://www.tiffany.com/Shopping/Item...+6-ri+-ni+0-t+
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What's the occasion? It's not his birthday... it's not a baby shower...
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From Juicy I'd expect a gift certificate from a tanning salon for the kid,
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These are awesome - http://www.kidsii.com/taggies/
My daughter played/sucked on the tags on her stuffed animals and blankets more than anything. I'm sure they won't have anything like this ![]() You could also get this - http://www.amazon.com/LeapFrog-Scout.../dp/B0080M1GX0 or http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...d-games&sr=1-1 You can program it with your child's name, their favorite animal and fruit, and change the songs on it. It's definitely well worth the $20. It may be a bit old for the 5 month old, but they'll have it for awhile. My daughter sleeps with this thing every night now. When she gets into her crib, she turns it on and it says "Goodnight (CHILDS NAME)" ANDDDD http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_no...er+wipe+warmer this could come in very handy if they live in a cooler climate. Babies hate cold wipes on their butts!
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Porn is Dead. Move along.
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A good quality blanky
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BACON BACON BACON
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BACON BACON BACON
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buying for the kid? savings bond or silver bar with their name in it.
for the parents? baby walker, or bouncer |
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find sells best
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So Fucking What
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iphone5 haha DF, I think avg age for a cell phone these days is 14 months though but that is why it is called avg
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quality clothing.
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just no plastic shit, please!
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thx all for suggestions got a good one from someone on FB I will be getting that most likely and will get the kid also a lifetime brazzers membership
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