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Juicy D. Links 10-24-2012 02:16 PM

Gift ideas for a 5 month old baby??????
 
Dont tell me diapers...

lol

Anybody recommend some good gifts?

Dirty F 10-24-2012 02:20 PM

A grater.

Colmike9 10-24-2012 02:21 PM

Just a nice box wrapped in shiny paper. Babies should love that. :upsidedow

Verbal 10-24-2012 02:22 PM

http://www.rockabyebabymusic.com/

Tom_PM 10-24-2012 02:23 PM

Big tits? Babies dig tits.

Sorry I don't know. I came in here to suggest a diaper cake. That's where you make diapers into the shape of a cake and decorate it with rattles and toys and baby powder and whatnot.

k0nr4d 10-24-2012 02:25 PM

I have almost a 2 month old. Babies seem to love to shit themselves. I think mine loves nothing better...god damn i ruined my life...anyways - buy diapers or baby wipes.

L-Pink 10-24-2012 02:27 PM

http://imageshack.us/a/img440/1227/a212i30.jpg

This t-shirt from t-shirt hell baby collection. My neighbors love the one I got their kid.

brassmonkey 10-24-2012 02:27 PM

Growing Baby? Clack & Play Crab

Baby Einstein Count and Compose Piano

Tolo Toys Rolling Shape Sorter

Lamaze Play & Grow Freddie the Firefly Take Along Toy

Zoxxa 10-24-2012 02:28 PM

http://www.vat19.com/dvds/chew-chew-...dinner-set.cfm

Can't really use it yet, but soon...

troncarver 10-24-2012 02:28 PM

pacifier, stuffed animal, bottle of cristal

Dirty F 10-24-2012 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d (Post 19272416)
I have almost a 2 month old. Babies seem to love to shit themselves. I think mine loves nothing better...god damn i ruined my life...anyways - buy diapers or baby wipes.

Thanks. You just confirmed again the fact that i will never have a baby. I could never handle that.

Dirty F 10-24-2012 02:29 PM

Iphone 5

Juicy D. Links 10-24-2012 02:30 PM

i was gonna get em a video camera monitor thingy but they got one already

Imortyl Pussycat 10-24-2012 02:34 PM

i saw something really cute at a babyshower that you could do. buy a large basket with a handle and put a ton of little socks in the middle arranged nicely. surround the socks with all types of little shoes in a couple sizes. do it

wehateporn 10-24-2012 02:35 PM

They lie face down and spin themselves on these

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Lamaze-Spin-...1114461&sr=8-6

Dirty F 10-24-2012 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat (Post 19272436)
i saw something really cute at a babyshower that you could do. buy a large basket with a handle and put a ton of little socks in the middle arranged nicely. surround the socks with all types of little shoes in a couple sizes. do it

Jesus christ

kristin 10-24-2012 02:36 PM

I'm still trying to get over the fact Konrad has a kid.

If you are going for practical, get the kid a savings bond.

Otherwise, I suggest Tiffany plate set.
http://www.tiffany.com/Shopping/Item...+6-ri+-ni+0-t+

ExtremeBank_Adam 10-24-2012 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 19272403)
Dont tell me diapers...

lol

Anybody recommend some good gifts?

What's the occasion? It's not his birthday... it's not a baby shower...

LeRoy 10-24-2012 02:46 PM

http://www.tshirthell.com/babyhell.shtml :thumbsup:thumbsup

TisMe 10-24-2012 02:48 PM

From Juicy I'd expect a gift certificate from a tanning salon for the kid,

Never too early to start :)

Juicy D. Links 10-24-2012 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19272426)
Iphone 5

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CourtneyR 10-24-2012 02:57 PM

http://images.footballfanatics.com/F...9_xl.jpg&w=180

lo0ni 10-24-2012 02:58 PM

http://fiverr.com/categories/gifts/arts-crafts-gifts

Bladewire 10-24-2012 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 19272403)
Anybody recommend some good gifts?



I hear most 5 months olds like these!

http://i.imgur.com/eisHn.jpg

B.Barnato 10-24-2012 03:21 PM

http://www.amazon.com/Lil-Characters...pd_sim_sbs_t_8

http://www.amazon.com/Lil-Characters...pd_sim_sbs_t_5

http://www.amazon.com/Characters-Inf...ref=pd_sbs_a_1

http://www.amazon.com/Characters-Inf...ef=pd_sbs_a_18

Lace 10-24-2012 05:17 PM

These are awesome - http://www.kidsii.com/taggies/

My daughter played/sucked on the tags on her stuffed animals and blankets more than anything.

I'm sure they won't have anything like this :thumbsup

You could also get this - http://www.amazon.com/LeapFrog-Scout.../dp/B0080M1GX0 or http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...d-games&sr=1-1

You can program it with your child's name, their favorite animal and fruit, and change the songs on it. It's definitely well worth the $20. It may be a bit old for the 5 month old, but they'll have it for awhile. My daughter sleeps with this thing every night now. When she gets into her crib, she turns it on and it says "Goodnight (CHILDS NAME)"


ANDDDD http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_no...er+wipe+warmer this could come in very handy if they live in a cooler climate. Babies hate cold wipes on their butts!

Fat Panda 10-24-2012 05:19 PM

google gear http://www.googlestore.com/googlesea...?category=kids

tony286 10-24-2012 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colmike7 (Post 19272410)
Just a nice box wrapped in shiny paper. Babies should love that. :upsidedow

you are so right. lol

Zuzana Designs 10-24-2012 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d (Post 19272416)
I have almost a 2 month old. Babies seem to love to shit themselves. I think mine loves nothing better...god damn i ruined my life...anyways - buy diapers or baby wipes.

It gets better lol :thumbsup

I have a 6 month old and he loves his jumper. Look into getting the baby one of these http://www.amazon.com/Fisher-Price-K...tr_166850011_1

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...500_AA300_.jpg

AllAboutCams 10-24-2012 05:33 PM

A good quality blanky

Phoenix 10-24-2012 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d (Post 19272416)
I have almost a 2 month old. Babies seem to love to shit themselves. I think mine loves nothing better...god damn i ruined my life...anyways - buy diapers or baby wipes.

it gets better man...wait until they run into the room screaming with joy to see you, after you have had a bad day or something.

i have two kids, it is a lot of work, but it is nothing but great

Phoenix 10-24-2012 05:44 PM

buying for the kid? savings bond or silver bar with their name in it.
for the parents? baby walker, or bouncer

Theo 10-24-2012 09:58 PM

Check this out

http://www.jollyjumper.com/show/20

my 4m old son adores it

Dirty F 10-24-2012 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AVN Theo (Post 19273056)
Check this out

http://www.jollyjumper.com/show/20

my 4m old son adores it

I use one as well while working behind the computer. It's great.

xinyonghu 10-24-2012 10:10 PM

find sells best
http://www.amazon.com/mn/search/?_en...ch-alias%3Daps

Penny24Seven 10-24-2012 10:12 PM

iphone5 haha DF, I think avg age for a cell phone these days is 14 months though but that is why it is called avg

Theo 10-24-2012 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xinyonghu (Post 19273066)

1st result kindle fire

Matyko 10-24-2012 10:18 PM

quality clothing.

Matyko 10-24-2012 10:19 PM

just no plastic shit, please!

k0nr4d 10-24-2012 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19272425)
Thanks. You just confirmed again the fact that i will never have a baby. I could never handle that.

I think you should...why should you have it better then me :(

Juicy D. Links 10-25-2012 06:57 AM

thx all for suggestions got a good one from someone on FB I will be getting that most likely and will get the kid also a lifetime brazzers membership

x-rate 10-25-2012 09:37 AM

http://www.esoterically.net/weblog/w...ab-kid-gun.jpg


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