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chaze · 10-18-2012, 12:54 AM

And if so, what's in the future?

Chosen · 10-18-2012, 01:24 AM

I'm not really a psychic, just came here to say that future doesn't exist

papill0n · 10-18-2012, 01:26 AM

i will be

travs · 10-18-2012, 01:27 AM

there are tons of 'em at fiverr

Matyko · 10-18-2012, 01:29 AM

www.itellyourdestiny.com

Go advertise ORANUM, 4k+ psychics online, funny as hell, no competition in SE, barely any sites pushing it.

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Mr Pheer · 10-18-2012, 02:00 AM

There are several psychos here

CurrentlySober · 10-18-2012, 02:05 AM

No such thing. The future is what YOU make it, and has yet to be written.

loreen · 10-18-2012, 02:06 AM

http://www.randi.org/site/index.php/1m-challenge.html

"At JREF, we offer a one-million-dollar prize to anyone who can show, under proper observing conditions, evidence of any paranormal, supernatural, or occult power or event. (...)

To date, no one has passed the preliminary tests."

BIGTYMER · 10-18-2012, 02:14 AM

Dirty Franck is into all that stuff. ;)

TurboAngel · 10-18-2012, 08:08 AM

I have a friend who swears he is, I have asked him about things and then when I told him he lied he got so upset and told me he didn't want to be my friend any more. LOL

He told me one time bf #3 was in love with me then 3 weeks later he said bf#3 had a crush on me. I called him on it and he wasn't happy.

O MARINA · 10-18-2012, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by chaze

And if so, what's in the future?

Yes, contact me for ICQ reading. $5.99/min
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newB · 10-18-2012, 08:11 AM

I knew you were going to ask that.

onwebcam · 10-18-2012, 08:19 AM

You will die. PP me my fee. Thanks

TurboAngel · 10-18-2012, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by loreen

http://www.randi.org/site/index.php/1m-challenge.html

"At JREF, we offer a one-million-dollar prize to anyone who can show, under proper observing conditions, evidence of any paranormal, supernatural, or occult power or event. (...)

To date, no one has passed the preliminary tests."

Im going to send that link to my friend.

CaptainHowdy · 10-18-2012, 09:03 AM

The future is more of the same so no need to be or need a psychic ...

sarettah · 10-18-2012, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by chaze

And if so, what's in the future?

I have gazed into my balls and I see:

Continuing avarice and strife.
Happiness at times.
War and Peace.
Starvation and those that will eat well.

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shake · 10-18-2012, 09:19 AM

Ask Paul

lucas131 · 10-18-2012, 09:27 AM

war, big asteroid, flooding, fires, aliens ... have luck everyone!

TurboAngel · 10-18-2012, 12:35 PM

Looks like I'm the only one who knows someone who thinks he is, anyone want test him?

baryl · 10-18-2012, 12:38 PM

I love the flyers for psychics that I sometimes see around here in Las Vegas.

I mean, fuck, you're in Las Vegas. If your psychic, go bet on who's going to win Monday Night Football.

Tom_PM · 10-18-2012, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by newB

I knew you were going to ask that.

I knew you would say that.

pornmasta · 10-18-2012, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze

And if so, what's in the future?

the next second

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-18-2012, 12:43 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychokinesis

pornmasta · 10-18-2012, 12:44 PM

i see a czech guy ... yes he is czech... he calls everyone "bitch"... he is... high...

Sorry i need to stop

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-18-2012, 01:28 PM

I can move shit through my intestines.

wehateporn · 10-18-2012, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by chaze

And if so, what's in the future?

Relocate to China ASAP, thank me later

chaze · 10-23-2012, 04:23 PM

I predict see through TV's when they are off I mean.

Juicy J · 10-23-2012, 04:24 PM

ok mud bye

Yngwie · 10-23-2012, 05:20 PM

My crystal ball says that when night hits where you are it will be dark. When you wake up in the morning I see light. This is also in your future for the next 40 years.

This took some advanced psychic powers to get so now I have to go rest.

Supz · 10-23-2012, 05:59 PM

A lot of people will make fun of you for starting this thread (my psychic prediction)

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 10-23-2012, 06:05 PM

I'm psychedelic...

ADG

2012 · 10-23-2012, 07:34 PM

nope, not around here.

bronco67 · 10-23-2012, 07:39 PM

I can see your future...it involves your car rolling down a steep cliff, and you're trapped for 2 weeks with just a single packet of McDonalds honey mustard sauce for nourishment. To make matters worse, the same skunk visits you every night to fart in your face while a badger repeatedly rapes your mouth and chews off your lips. The search party never finds you, and your carcass is stripped to the bone by nocturnal creatures.

Jet Set Cat · 10-23-2012, 08:28 PM

I knew 2 mind readers and they were good, they would greet other with
Oh hi, you?re fine, how am I?

epitome · 10-23-2012, 08:32 PM

I am. You will come back to read this thread.

shake · 10-23-2012, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

I can see your future...it involves your car rolling down a steep cliff, and you're trapped for 2 weeks with just a single packet of McDonalds honey mustard sauce for nourishment. To make matters worse, the same skunk visits you every night to fart in your face while a badger repeatedly rapes your mouth and chews off your lips. The search party never finds you, and your carcass is stripped to the bone by nocturnal creatures.

Mmmmm honey mustard sauce...

chaze · 10-23-2012, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

I'm psychedelic...

ADG

Niiiice!

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67

I can see your future...it involves your car rolling down a steep cliff, and you're trapped for 2 weeks with just a single packet of McDonalds honey mustard sauce for nourishment. To make matters worse, the same skunk visits you every night to fart in your face while a badger repeatedly rapes your mouth and chews off your lips. The search party never finds you, and your carcass is stripped to the bone by nocturnal creatures.

Neah I don't eat fast food.

JFK · 10-24-2012, 12:32 AM

I predict this thread will end

10-18-2012, 12:54 AM	#1
chaze Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 9,752	Anyone psychic here? And if so, what's in the future?

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10-18-2012, 01:24 AM	#2
Chosen VIPPay.com \| AdultWebSponsors.com Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 63,151	I'm not really a psychic, just came here to say that future doesn't exist

10-18-2012, 01:26 AM	#3
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10-18-2012, 01:27 AM	#4
travs Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,631	there are tons of 'em at fiverr

10-18-2012, 02:00 AM	#6
Mr Pheer Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 20,887	There are several psychos here

10-18-2012, 02:14 AM	#9
BIGTYMER Junior Achiever Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Walled Garden Posts: 17,066	Dirty Franck is into all that stuff. ;)

10-18-2012, 08:08 AM	#10
TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	I have a friend who swears he is, I have asked him about things and then when I told him he lied he got so upset and told me he didn't want to be my friend any more. LOL He told me one time bf #3 was in love with me then 3 weeks later he said bf#3 had a crush on me. I called him on it and he wasn't happy.

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lucas131 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 11,475	war, big asteroid, flooding, fires, aliens ... have luck everyone!

10-18-2012, 12:35 PM	#19
TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	Looks like I'm the only one who knows someone who thinks he is, anyone want test him?

10-18-2012, 12:38 PM	#20
baryl Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 1,086	I love the flyers for psychics that I sometimes see around here in Las Vegas. I mean, fuck, you're in Las Vegas. If your psychic, go bet on who's going to win Monday Night Football.

10-18-2012, 12:43 PM	#23
Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE Barterer Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 4,864	http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychokinesis

10-18-2012, 12:44 PM	#24
pornmasta Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 19,097	i see a czech guy ... yes he is czech... he calls everyone "bitch"... he is... high... Sorry i need to stop

10-18-2012, 01:28 PM	#25
Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE Barterer Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 4,864	I can move shit through my intestines.

10-23-2012, 04:23 PM	#27
chaze Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 9,752	I predict see through TV's when they are off I mean.

10-23-2012, 04:24 PM	#28
Juicy J So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 115	ok mud bye

10-23-2012, 05:20 PM	#29
Yngwie I am an Alien from space Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 11,118	My crystal ball says that when night hits where you are it will be dark. When you wake up in the morning I see light. This is also in your future for the next 40 years. This took some advanced psychic powers to get so now I have to go rest. __________________ ICQ: 16544251 - Skype: gator37 @ eastlink.ca - email: yngwie @ isys.ca

10-23-2012, 05:59 PM	#30
Supz Arthur Flegenheimer Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: New York City Posts: 11,056	A lot of people will make fun of you for starting this thread (my psychic prediction)

10-23-2012, 06:05 PM	#31
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10-23-2012, 07:39 PM	#33
bronco67 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 29,032	I can see your future...it involves your car rolling down a steep cliff, and you're trapped for 2 weeks with just a single packet of McDonalds honey mustard sauce for nourishment. To make matters worse, the same skunk visits you every night to fart in your face while a badger repeatedly rapes your mouth and chews off your lips. The search party never finds you, and your carcass is stripped to the bone by nocturnal creatures. __________________ Last edited by bronco67; 10-23-2012 at 07:45 PM..

10-23-2012, 08:28 PM	#34
Jet Set Cat Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 249	I knew 2 mind readers and they were good, they would greet other with Oh hi, you?re fine, how am I?

10-23-2012, 08:32 PM	#35
epitome So Fucking Lame Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Posts: 12,156	I am. You will come back to read this thread.

10-24-2012, 12:32 AM	#38
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