Originally Posted by bronco67

I can see your future...it involves your car rolling down a steep cliff, and you're trapped for 2 weeks with just a single packet of McDonalds honey mustard sauce for nourishment. To make matters worse, the same skunk visits you every night to fart in your face while a badger repeatedly rapes your mouth and chews off your lips. The search party never finds you, and your carcass is stripped to the bone by nocturnal creatures.