Anyone psychic here?
 

And if so, what's in the future?

I'm not really a psychic, just came here to say that future doesn't exist :pimp

i will be

there are tons of 'em at fiverr

www.itellyourdestiny.com :pimp

Go advertise ORANUM, 4k+ psychics online, funny as hell, no competition in SE, barely any sites pushing it.

If you think this is a joke, watch this video and LOL your pants off:

There are several psychos here

No such thing. The future is what YOU make it, and has yet to be written.

http://www.randi.org/site/index.php/1m-challenge.html

"At JREF, we offer a one-million-dollar prize to anyone who can show, under proper observing conditions, evidence of any paranormal, supernatural, or occult power or event. (...)

To date, no one has passed the preliminary tests."

Dirty Franck is into all that stuff. ;)

I have a friend who swears he is, I have asked him about things and then when I told him he lied he got so upset and told me he didn't want to be my friend any more. LOL


He told me one time bf #3 was in love with me then 3 weeks later he said bf#3 had a crush on me. I called him on it and he wasn't happy.

Yes, contact me for ICQ reading. $5.99/min
I will tell you about your love life, health, career and other predictions.

I knew you were going to ask that.

You will die. PP me my fee. Thanks

Im going to send that link to my friend.

The future is more of the same so no need to be or need a psychic ...

I have gazed into my balls and I see:

Continuing avarice and strife.
Happiness at times.
War and Peace.
Starvation and those that will eat well.


:thumbsup

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Ask Paul :2 cents:

war, big asteroid, flooding, fires, aliens ... have luck everyone! :)

Looks like I'm the only one who knows someone who thinks he is, anyone want test him?

I love the flyers for psychics that I sometimes see around here in Las Vegas.

I mean, fuck, you're in Las Vegas. If your psychic, go bet on who's going to win Monday Night Football.

I knew you would say that.

the next second

i see a czech guy ... yes he is czech... he calls everyone "bitch"... he is... high...

Sorry i need to stop

I can move shit through my intestines.

Relocate to China ASAP, thank me later :yinyang

I predict see through TV's when they are off I mean.

ok mud bye

My crystal ball says that when night hits where you are it will be dark. When you wake up in the morning I see light. This is also in your future for the next 40 years.

This took some advanced psychic powers to get so now I have to go rest.

A lot of people will make fun of you for starting this thread (my psychic prediction)

http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/galle...198/z00776.jpg

I'm psychedelic... :stoned

ADG

nope, not around here.

I can see your future...it involves your car rolling down a steep cliff, and you're trapped for 2 weeks with just a single packet of McDonalds honey mustard sauce for nourishment. To make matters worse, the same skunk visits you every night to fart in your face while a badger repeatedly rapes your mouth and chews off your lips. The search party never finds you, and your carcass is stripped to the bone by nocturnal creatures.

I knew 2 mind readers and they were good, they would greet other with
Oh hi, you?re fine, how am I?

I am. You will come back to read this thread.

Mmmmm honey mustard sauce...

Niiiice!

Neah I don't eat fast food.

I predict this thread will end :pimp